January 20, 201214 yr Surgery on my legs because once it is done I don't have to worry about it. Would you rather eat steak or pork? http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 20, 201214 yr Either is fine, but I think I'll do pork since you can be very creative with it. Crash a helicopter into a DMV or a tank into a blood bank?
January 20, 201214 yr Helicopter into a DMW. Would you rather be shot in the face or be hit in the face by a sword? Either way you'll bleed.
January 20, 201214 yr Shot in the face because then it is a rather smaller area than hit with a sword. Would you rather have an xbox or a ps3, consider that you have unlimited online/games or whatever. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 21, 201214 yr Xbox. They have more games I like anyway and PS3 players mostly are [bleep]s. Would you rather drink water for the rest of your life (no other beverages) or have to wear sunglasses for the rest of your life? ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
January 21, 201214 yr Wear sunglasses because I have to wear glasses anyway so I'd just need them tinted. Would you rather have someone who spam called your house 300 times a day or someone who spam mailed you 300 times a day. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 21, 201214 yr Spam mail. It's more silent and I can make a bonfire out of the paper. Would you rather have one eye or have one ear? ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
January 21, 201214 yr One ear because I use my eyes for too much. Would you rather have a small sig or a large sig? http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 22, 201214 yr Gun shoot the guy from 30 feet or run at him from 10... Would you rather have firefox, chrome, internet explorer, or safari. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 22, 201214 yr FireFox. Would you rather be tortured by a fat evil terrorist or sleep with a fat guy who snores annoyingly loud?
January 22, 201214 yr Sleep with a fat guy because you imply that it only has to happen once. Would you rather pull off all your finger nails or all your toe nails? ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
January 24, 201214 yr Toenails. I can hide it. Smell like rotten human flesh for the rest of your life (any deodorant or any candle that suppress the odor) or lose 1/20th of your bone mass every year for three years (no, it cannot be restored)?
February 3, 201214 yr Lose the bone mass. Would you rather live in a bubble ball all your life or a glass house all your life? (In both cases you can leave the house) ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
February 16, 201214 yr Glass house. Can have it as rent and earn money as I live. Would you rather: Lose $1000 or be shot in both knees?
February 16, 201214 yr Lose the money, I'll spend more on hospital bills and also have to get shot, twice. Would you rather be looking like a child, teenager, or adult if you were immortal?
February 16, 201214 yr Child. It will lower peoples' guards, easier to manipulate them, and a good excuse to act as immature as I want. Also, if I am buying something, I can just show my ID (unless I need to keep up the guise). Have over-sized hands or a tiny head?
February 16, 201214 yr Oversized hhands they are a more normal thing, and don't look as awkward. Would you rather have immortality or the ability to regenerate heal every single wound. who's gonna pick up on it? http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 17, 201214 yr Immorality. Would you rather die in a huge barrel of oil or die in a huge barrel of blood?
February 17, 201214 yr Huge barrel of oil, it would make me nice and lubed! Would you rather spend all eternity with the creepy old man or the evil chicken? Also, Blaze the last one was a trick question as have the ability to heal every single wound would mean that the cells that die causing normal dying of old age would be repaired thus making it a double whammie and you wasting a perfectly good would you rather... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 22, 201214 yr Evil chicken, he's seems like a pretty cool guy. Would you rather spend a year living on a submarine, or inside a cave? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
February 23, 201214 yr Inside a cave. Marine life scares the crap out of me. Would you rather wear pink nail polish for life or wear multiple glittery bracelets for life? ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
February 23, 201214 yr Pink nailpolish. I could be more creative and it has subtlety. Would you rather have a siren go off every time you broke a promise or a light go off when you broke a serious law?
February 24, 201214 yr Light go off when i broke a law because then I would know when to "walk away, know when to run". Would you rather have to live medieval times for the rest of your life or have your life reset and you get sent to a random time period. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 24, 201214 yr Get sent to a random time period. I'd love a second chance, and I would be seen as a witch or demon if I lived in the Medieval time period (would make a nice seer). Devour nails or have to sit on a chair fitted with uncomfortable grooves every time you sit?
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