Gonna answer goon here: Russian. Spanish is already my mother tongue, and I always wanted to know how to speak russian.

 

Would you rather do shrooms or LSD?

Lsd...shrooms can kill you!

 

Would you rather be have your eyelids chained to a stranger's wrists for the rest of your life, or have your father's eyelids chained to your wrists for the rest of your life?

My father's.

 

Would you rather die trying something, or give up on it and never reference it again?

Never speak of it again, because it's probably insignificant.

 

Would you rather run in every busy highway across america, or read and walk across only one?

Only one, I'm too f''ing lazy.

 

Would you rather be posessed by a demon or jerry lewis?

I don't know who jerry lewis is, but i'd go with the demon.

 

 

Would you rather be eaten by a mechanical whale, or a real whale?

Mechanical whale.

 

Would you rather be banned from your country or be followed by homosexuals for the rest of your life?

Followed by homosexuals, I guess. I'm not homophobic, and Australia is the greatest country there is. No way am I leaving it.

 

 

Would you rather pierce your own tongue, or have a professional pierce your nipple?

Have a professional pierce my nipples.

 

Would you rather be attacked by an alien or attack an alien?

Be attacked, so I can rightfully respond and not be charged with starting an intergalactic war.

 

Make your last stand against zombies holed up with no ammo but an axe or in the open with 50 rounds in a hunting rifle?

Holed up with an axe. Never fired a gun so some kind of protection would be more in my favour.

 

Would you rather sit through an opera or a chick flick?

Opera, no doubt!

 

Would you rather consume an entire bottle of ketchup or a bottle of mayonnaise?

Ketchup, mayo is pretty gross

 

Would you rather have the white part of your eyes tattooed red or blue?

Blue. At least people wouldn't just assume I'm constantly stoned.

 

Would you rather grow a second set of genitalia, or have none at all?

2 by far...

 

Would u rather watch the entire first season of mlp fim, or never be allowed to post in forum games ever again?

Watch the show. I can easily torture myself with awful movies, so I can't see why I can't do the same with television shows. Assuming of course the show you're talking about is bad.

 

Would you rather die as a rich man or live as a poor man?

rich. someday I hope to fund projects for the universal development of pony kind.

 

would you rather have fun with one beautiful woman, or fun with 2 ok looking woman?

One.

 

Would you rather always use your shifts and have your caps lock broken, or have your shifts broken and have to use caps lock for capitalization?

Caps lock broken. I PRACTICALLY NEVER USE THAT KEY.

 

Would you rather be lit on fire, or submerged in extremely cold water?

Cold water. You didn't say I had to go without diving equipment. So I will. Because I can swim.

 

Would you rather have an ass made out of steel or a head made out of steel?

A head made out of steel, that way I can join the X-Men.

 

Would you rather live life pretending to be a bumble bee, or a dinosaur?

A bumblebee because it'd be okay to always be buzzed.

 

Would you rather use safari or IE?

Saw my own leg off. Safari, if I had to choose.

 

Would you rather be a fighter pilot, or tank driver?

Tank driver. You didn't say anything about that I had to fight in a war.

 

Would you rather wake up one day realize your father isn't really your father, or wake up one day realizing that you are a clone?

A clone, clone troopers are bad ass.

 

Would you rather be a master of Pokemon, or a master of cheese?