money.

 

Would you rather get infite "little deaths" or have to look at Themather1

I'll take looking at myself, to my own dismay my real being and acts are a complete opposite of the broken ruins that compose my mind.

 

Would you rather be a poet on an eternal search for love or a superficial deuche who can't seem not to find it.

Superficial deuche. It's not like I'd be getting any live with either of those, and I HATE poetry.

 

Would you rather be a policeman or a fireman?

Police, I've burned myself enough, though never stabbed/shot/clubbed myself. And I love guns.

 

Would you rather sleep on a wolf or a cougar?

A cougar.

 

Would you rather buy a car, or buy a motorcycle?

I've got a motorcycle so I'd rather by a car.

 

Would you rather get shot in the arm by a Beowulf (50 cal. assult rifle) or a 20 gauge shotgun?

By a Beowulf. Concentrated damage > death.

 

Would you rather be a total jerk, or have to deal with a total jerk?

Deal with one... once and for all.

 

Would you rather fight Chuck Norris or spend years contemplating division by zero and square root of negatives?

Well, that question is more of an "Instant death vs. slow and agonizing death" question, so I'd go with fighting Chuck Norris to get it over quick.

 

Would you rather have a pet skunk that sprayed you every day, or a pet lion that mauled you every once and a while?

Lion, it'd be fun to have something to fight with.

 

Would you rather be a dwarf or three meter tall?

Three meter tall. Then I would play basketball like the gods.

 

Would you rather go to Silent Hill or or Raccoon city (from resident evil)?

Never played Resident evil, so i'll choose Raccoon City.

 

Would you rather kill a pregnant woman, or two babies?

two babies.

 

Would you rather kill a two babies or shiny?

A two babies, I can't imagine a worse existence than one being haunted by Shiny's vengeful ghost.

 

Would you rather walk in freezing temperature, or extremely hot and humid temps?

Freezing temperature. I love the cold, except when I catch one.

 

 

If you had to eat 1kg of something in one night, would you rather eat candies or chocolate?

Candies of course.

 

WYR die a horrible horrible death or live a horrible horrible life?

hmm.. I'd rather die a horrible death, but only if I lived an amazing life... ;)

 

Would you rather remember TBM for being a blazeiken master, or for being blaze the movie fan?

THE MOTHER [bleep]ING BLAZIKEN MASTER.

 

Would you rather be a penguin, or a chimpanzee?

A penguin, as I hate monkeys.

 

Would you rather be an adorable animal everyone loves or a beast everyone fears?

Beast everyone fears.

 

Would you rather drink a litre of bin juice, or eat five jars of mayo?

only just... but the mayo.

 

would you rather be permently rickrolled or never hear any music ever again.

Oh god. No music.

 

Would you rather let your best friend, a panda, marry a mime, or kill your best friend, who is that same panda?

Kill the panda. Kill them all.

 

Would you rather be named Durk Furkfinger, or Shlemington Crotch?

Shlemington Crotch. Seems more civilised.

 

Would you rather join a group of large mostly naked men who live in the woods or get possessed by an Aztec demi-god and start logging a forest?

The demi-god and the forest, that way I can practice my lumberjacking.

 

Would you rather juggle 7 live poisonous scorpions for the rest of your life, or be surgically attached to a grizzly bears chest?