Goonstalf Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Pole dance. Cubewarrior sounds like a babe. Would you rather eat an entire banana, peel and all, or light your hair on fire? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 cut some of my hair off and light it on fire... muahhahahahah now just to be sure... Would you rather eat an entire banana peel and all... or pour gasoline on your head and light your head, along with your hair on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Fire (I hate fruit). Would you rather get your hand pinched in an airgun slamming shut or use an aerosol can as a flamethrower on your arm? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 flame thrower. would you rather have a boyfriend who demanded you pay for everything!!! or a purring kitty who bites you when she's happy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Boyfriend, I'd beat him up and leaving since I'm straight. Would you rather stay awake for a week or sleep for four years? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Sleep for four years. *Insert the story of the guys who stayed awake for a week creepypasta here* Would you rather ride a cruddy motorcycle, or a very nice, expensive bicycle? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Very expensive one. (I'm riding a light one that's somewhere in between. Would you rather slam your face through a drywall or your entire body through a concrete wall. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Entire body against concrete. Assuming it's thin, of course. Would you rather be forced to marry silver_wits or be tortured and never die until the age of 90, painfully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Marry Silver. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of chocolate or bacon? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Bacon. No wait, chocolate. Hmmm...... Would you rather be catched by your parents while on drugs or be found watching porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Duh, porn. Would you rather be tossed without a parachute from a plane 2000m off the ground or a chopper 2000m off the ground. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 A chopper. So much more epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 You forgot the options :( Would you rather be reborn as yourself and live the same life, but while being able to do different things, or be reborn as a different person while keeping your mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Reborn as the same me but do different things. Would you rather have a ton of feathers dumped on you or a ton of bowling balls? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 A ton of feathers Would you rather be the nicest, bravest and most amazing person, and be the poorest in the world, or be the coldest, cruelest and richest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Most amazing. Though how could you be poorest in the world when there are allready people who don't have anything at all? Would you rather be "perfect" but never loved or "flawed" to the point where you ougth to be put down but loved by all. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 No use in love if they are the ones hurting you. I'd rather be perfect. Would you rather be stuck in a survival situation with Les Stroud or Bear Grylls (he doesn't have his camera crew for this, so you are really alone with him)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Les Stroud, his beard would protect us. Would you rather have wear socks and shoes, or sandals? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Socks and shoes. (For the prior one I'd actually choose to ditch both of them.) Would you rather get eaten by a shark or an anaconda? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Shark, an anaconda-death would probably a lot slower and painful. Would you rather die at the age of 65 with perfect health your whole life, or live to be 100 but become senile and bedridden? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 65, it would've been great to actually have endurance and be able to eat as much chocolate as I'd like. Would you rather get lost in a desert or tundra? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Desert, I've watched enough survivor guy shows to know that I could live solely on drinking my own urine. Would you rather be the president of Norway, or USA? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Well, president of Norway isn't a real title (we have constitutional monarchy) so president of USA. Would you rather be a hawk or squid? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Hawk. The air is way way cooler than the sea. Would you rather be intelligent and anti-social or an idiot and extremely popular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Ehh. I'm allready my prefered choice, inteligent and anti-social (though I do have "enough" friends to make do). Would you rather watch the entire Pokémon series (original and advanced) or the ten seasons of StarGate: SG-1? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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