October 5, 201015 yr Pole dance. Cubewarrior sounds like a babe. Would you rather eat an entire banana, peel and all, or light your hair on fire? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 5, 201015 yr cut some of my hair off and light it on fire... muahhahahahah now just to be sure... Would you rather eat an entire banana peel and all... or pour gasoline on your head and light your head, along with your hair on fire?
October 5, 201015 yr Fire (I hate fruit). Would you rather get your hand pinched in an airgun slamming shut or use an aerosol can as a flamethrower on your arm? Twitter: @TheMather1
October 5, 201015 yr flame thrower. would you rather have a boyfriend who demanded you pay for everything!!! or a purring kitty who bites you when she's happy....
October 6, 201015 yr Boyfriend, I'd beat him up and leaving since I'm straight. Would you rather stay awake for a week or sleep for four years? Twitter: @TheMather1
October 7, 201015 yr Sleep for four years. *Insert the story of the guys who stayed awake for a week creepypasta here* Would you rather ride a cruddy motorcycle, or a very nice, expensive bicycle? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 7, 201015 yr Very expensive one. (I'm riding a light one that's somewhere in between. Would you rather slam your face through a drywall or your entire body through a concrete wall. Twitter: @TheMather1
October 8, 201015 yr Entire body against concrete. Assuming it's thin, of course. Would you rather be forced to marry silver_wits or be tortured and never die until the age of 90, painfully?
October 8, 201015 yr Marry Silver. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of chocolate or bacon? Twitter: @TheMather1
October 8, 201015 yr Bacon. No wait, chocolate. Hmmm...... Would you rather be catched by your parents while on drugs or be found watching porn?
October 8, 201015 yr Duh, porn. Would you rather be tossed without a parachute from a plane 2000m off the ground or a chopper 2000m off the ground. Twitter: @TheMather1
October 8, 201015 yr You forgot the options :( Would you rather be reborn as yourself and live the same life, but while being able to do different things, or be reborn as a different person while keeping your mind?
October 9, 201015 yr Reborn as the same me but do different things. Would you rather have a ton of feathers dumped on you or a ton of bowling balls? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?
October 9, 201015 yr A ton of feathers Would you rather be the nicest, bravest and most amazing person, and be the poorest in the world, or be the coldest, cruelest and richest?
October 9, 201015 yr Most amazing. Though how could you be poorest in the world when there are allready people who don't have anything at all? Would you rather be "perfect" but never loved or "flawed" to the point where you ougth to be put down but loved by all. Twitter: @TheMather1
October 9, 201015 yr No use in love if they are the ones hurting you. I'd rather be perfect. Would you rather be stuck in a survival situation with Les Stroud or Bear Grylls (he doesn't have his camera crew for this, so you are really alone with him)?
October 9, 201015 yr Les Stroud, his beard would protect us. Would you rather have wear socks and shoes, or sandals? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 9, 201015 yr Socks and shoes. (For the prior one I'd actually choose to ditch both of them.) Would you rather get eaten by a shark or an anaconda? Twitter: @TheMather1
October 9, 201015 yr Shark, an anaconda-death would probably a lot slower and painful. Would you rather die at the age of 65 with perfect health your whole life, or live to be 100 but become senile and bedridden? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 9, 201015 yr 65, it would've been great to actually have endurance and be able to eat as much chocolate as I'd like. Would you rather get lost in a desert or tundra? Twitter: @TheMather1
October 9, 201015 yr Desert, I've watched enough survivor guy shows to know that I could live solely on drinking my own urine. Would you rather be the president of Norway, or USA? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 9, 201015 yr Well, president of Norway isn't a real title (we have constitutional monarchy) so president of USA. Would you rather be a hawk or squid? Twitter: @TheMather1
October 9, 201015 yr Hawk. The air is way way cooler than the sea. Would you rather be intelligent and anti-social or an idiot and extremely popular?
October 9, 201015 yr Ehh. I'm allready my prefered choice, inteligent and anti-social (though I do have "enough" friends to make do). Would you rather watch the entire Pokémon series (original and advanced) or the ten seasons of StarGate: SG-1? Twitter: @TheMather1
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