Odd communist jokes.

 

Would you rather eat horse dung or pig dung?

pig. higher chance of getting tapeworm.

 

Would you rather read odd Harry Potter Fanfiction about Snape's tapeworm named Trevor who eventually gets together with the giant squid because Snape is totally in love with someone else.. Or would you rather gouge your eyes out with a plastic spoon?

Fan fiction, because I can always fake-read it.

 

Would you rather set your computer on fire or set your bathroom on fire?

Set my bathroom on fire, not like it's very flammable.

 

Would you rather never post in TIF again or never play a videogame again?

Never post on TIF.

 

Would you rather eat 3 scoops of goat vomit ice ream or break your femur?

Break your femur. It heals right?

 

Would you rather have ice-cream of chocolate.

Null because it doesn't make any sense... unless "of" is actually "or", in that case chocolate.

 

Would you rather be mugged by a super-intelligent goat or a midget clown?

Super-intelligent goat.

 

Would you rather be extreeeemely cold, or extreeeemely hot?

Extreeeemely cold, I hate sweating.

 

Would you rather have to use glasses or braces?

Glasses.

 

Would you rather be dumped into battery acid or lava?

Lava.

 

Would you rather be only able to go to /b/ for the rest of your life or only go to TIF for the rest of your life?

Well, since I hate /b/, I'll go with TIF.

 

Would you rather lose a finger from your right hand or a foot?

I'd rather lose my pinky, they're useless anyway.

 

Would you rather have a mouse that dies and turns back on randomly when you use it, or a functional mouse with a virus-infested computer?

Mouse. I can always buy a new one.

 

Would you rather have a gift card for iTunes or a present?

I'd rather have a future, but a present is fine too.

 

Would you rather be Stalin or Mao?

Stalin, who cares what people think of you if they're cowering in fear?

 

Would you rather have a phone that has minute battery life, or a gaming system that overheats after 5 minutes?

Phone. I can always buy a new one for cheaper than a gaming system, especially if it's a Tracfone.

 

Would you rather live in Shanghai (PRC) or Taipei (ROC)?

anywhere is fine as long as I get to eat good good ice cream.

 

Would you rather be a slave to a kitty or a slave to a vampire?

A kitty, that way I can overthrow her evil reign using my trusty laser pointer.

 

Would you rather step on a thumbtack or a crab?

A crab, cause I can kill that.

 

Would you rather only be able to speak binary for the rest of your life or eat vomit from a goat that has AIDS?

speak binary.

 

Would you rather be forced to go through pregnancy, or get your family jewels crushed?

Pregnancy, I'm all for having kids.

 

Would you rather get hit by a car or a charging giraffe?

car.

 

would you rather abort a child that was conceived during a rape, knowing full well that if the child was left to grow that it would turn out to be [developmentally delayed]ed and sickly and have a miserable life* or would you keep it?

 

 

*this is all hypothetical.. as [developmentally delayed]ed people are usually happier than normal people.

That's a rhetorical question.

 

Keep it then eat it

 

Would you rather be forced to bet your life savings on Liechtenstein winning in a game Liechtenstein vs. Brazil, or be forced into extreme bondage with Goonstalf's profile picture while having your life savings forcibly taken from you?

goon's profile pic.

 

 

also some people choose to keep babies rather than abort no matter the conception.

 

 

 

Would you rather see comical naked or be forced into extreme bondage with Goonstalf's profile picture while having your life savings forcibly taken from you?