Nose and tongue, The nose can be easily replaced and the lack of taste would force me to eat healthier

 

Would you rather die or be forced to cut off the feet of everybody you care about?

Die.

 

Would you rather donate your body to science, or have your body incinerated and it's ashes shot into space?

Incinerated. Would make a good story. That you could never tell.

 

WYR live alone in a space station on the moon for 3 years or with one person of your choice for six?

A person of my choice for six.

 

WYR lose 1 finger from whichever hand you use the most or lose a foot?

1 finger.

 

Would you rather have to fold laundry for every waking moment of the rest of your life, or die?

Fold laundry.

 

 

Would you rather have to live in complete silence for the rest of your life, or listen to a eternal stream of techno music in your head?

 

::edit:: sorry to anyone who loves techno...lol

Techno, it's not that bad, at least some of it.

 

WYR be famous for doing something extremely wrong, or be completely unknown and ignored by everyone?

Unknown and ignored. Peace is nice.

 

WYR lick a dogs butt or a cats butt?

Cat's butt, that way I know it's clean because licking it's butt is one of the only things my cat does.

 

Would you rather be the Incredible Hulk, or The Thing?

The incredible Hulk!

 

Would you rather listen to your parents having sex, or have them listen to you bleep off loudly [by yourself]???

Listen to my parents have sex. It wouldn't be the first time -- Our old apartment in Philly had thin walls. VERY THIN WALLS.

 

Would you rather be depressed, or have zero short term memory?

depressed.

 

Would you rather be a sexy female elf, or a cat?

If I were a lesbian sexy female elf, then that since I'd still like girls. Otherwise, a cat.

 

Would you rather die in a fire with zombies eating your guts while necrotizing fasciitis eats the skin on your face with maggots growing on the place where your skin was eaten with feral cats clawing out your eyes, or suffer the above and never die?

hmm.... never die... doing that sounds fun.

 

Would you rather kick comical in the groin or make move slowly towards his back with a knife in your hand?:ohnoes:

Make slowly towards his back, so I can surprise him with a present, which is the knife so he can defend himself better.

 

Would you rather have necrotizing fasciitis on your genitals or have your body ripped apart by feral bears?

Necrotizing fasciitis, I think it tastes better than steak sauce

 

Would y'rather be a small circle or a GINORMOUS circle?

Small circle.

 

Would you rather something something communism, or something something necrotizing fasciitis?

Something something communist.

 

Would you rather have a broken teleport machine or a broken time machine? (They both send you a random space in the universe/space respectively)

both.. because both can be fixed... :ohnoes:

 

 

Would you rather have a plural or a singular noun?

Plural. Because that noun is wife.

 

Would you rather eat donkey [cabbage] or cow [cabbage]?

Cow [cabbage]. Tastes better in my opinion, but I haven't easten donkey [cabbage] since yesterday's dinner, so I don't remember too well.

 

Would you rather have some really cool pants that made people say "Wow, check out that dude's pants!" or a really cool hat that made people say "Man, that guy's hat is so awesome!"?

the pants.

 

Would you rather be allergic to pepper or allergic to girls?

Pepper.

 

Would you rather have Wolverine's claws, or Cyclops's laser eyes?

laser eyes...

 

Would you rather hurt the woman you love with your wolverine claws, scarring her terribly... or accidentally incinerate everything by just looking at it including the woman you love?

Incinerate everything, that way I could be a super villain as my back up plan.

 

Would you rather post in Forum Games, or eat a slice of cheesecake?