Triangle, nice and stable.

 

Would you rather eat a handful of your own hair or keep your eyes open for 10 hours?

eyes open.

 

Would your rather be ignored by everyone.. or only be ignored by teh one hot girl you like?

The one hot girl I like, if I was ignored by everyone she would just ignore me anyway. :blink:

 

Would you rather juggle chainsaws or play catch with dynamite?

I'd rather play catch with dynamite. No one ever said it was lit after all.

 

Would you rather light a candle or light a fireplace?

Fireplace.

 

Would you rather tell me what your favorite movie of all time is, or what your most hated movie of all time is?

Favorite. The Road Warrior.

 

Would you rather be a panda or a polar bear?

polar bear.. they're cuter.

 

Would you rather be mauled by a polar bear or a grizzly bear?

Polar bear, they're cuter.

 

Would you rather jump into a river via a rope swing, or by jumping off a bridge?

via a rope swing so I can yell like Tarzan.

 

Would you rather smoke pot or cigarettes?

Pot. :-$

 

Would you rather eat a hotdog or eat a hamburger?

hotdog.

 

Would you rather make fun out of someone's inability to determine the differences between lighting, lightning and lightening OR drink a glass of white wine while rubbing a white kitty and laughing evilly?

Making fun of someone, that sounds a lot more fun.

 

Would you rather marry someone at the same gender as you, or be forced to marry someone at your opposite gender who abuses you?

Marry someone abusive, that was I can just get a divorce and not have to explain to girls why I used to be married to a guy.

 

Would you rather write a research paper or take an exam?

write a paper..

 

Would you rather be stompled to death by an elephant, or have naked pictures of you on the internet.. showing how.. small you are.. (because it was really cold)

Naked pictures on the interwebs. Hey, rather embarrassed than dead.

 

Would you rather be punched in the face by a professional boxer, or by a gorilla?

Gorilla, I'd shoot that bastard.

 

Would you rather eat a dragon meat or a human brain?

Dragon meat, tastes like chicken.

 

Would you rather jump out of a 3rd story window or a moving car?

a moving car.. one that's going 1 mph.

 

Would you rather eat or drink someone else'snot?

Well, I guess it wouldn't really make a difference, so drink.

 

Would you rather get in a fight with a police officer, or your 3rd grade teacher?

my 3rd grade teacher.

 

Would you rather be cold or hot?

Cold.

 

Would you rather take the train or take the bus?

bus

 

would you rather bathe the dog or the cat?

The dog.

 

Would you rather watch TV or watch a movie?

Watch TV, it doesn't take as much time to see something completely.

 

Would you rather come back as a ghost or cease to exist?

A ghost.

 

Would you rather be a famous hockey player, or a famous football player?