Chopsticks, because I actually know how to :P

 

Would you rater lose all of your fingers or both of your feet, your ears, and your nose?

Ears, feet, and nose, assuming you mean the external ears and not the part that allows you to hear. Replacements for those wouldn't be nearly as bad as fingers.

 

Would you rather wear one thing for the rest of your life, or something absolutely different every day?

Absolutely different every day. Variety is the spice of life.

 

Would you rather eat the same meal every day but have all the beverages you wanted, or drink the same thing every day but have a different meal?

Drink the same thing, I usually just drink water anyway.

 

Would you rather have to walk on your hands for the rest of your life, or somersault everywhere you go for the rest of your life?

Walk on my hands. I'd win a lot of bar best.

 

Would you rather chew gum or suck on hard candy?

Suck on hard candy. Dont like gum much.

Would you rather have your leg or arm chopped off?

My leg. I use my arms too much! Fine motor control is awesome.

 

Would you rather get shot or stabbed?

Shot, that way I will die quickly and not feel much pain.

 

Would you rather be alive with the whole world thinking you're dead including friends and family or assassinate a presidential candidate?

I would be alive... just think of the things you could do if no one knew you existed/were alive.

 

Would you rather say hi or hello ?

Hello.

 

Would you rather take a blood shower or drink blood?

Blood shower, I'm not shiny enough to be a vampire.

 

Would you rather have a crappy job or live on the streets?

Crappy job, I already have it.

 

Would you rather be guilty proven innocent or innocent proven guilty?

Guilty proven innocent of course. I wouldn't be sent to prison.

 

Would you rather play guitar or play piano?

Guitar, I've played both and find it much more enjoyable.

 

Would you rather read a book or eat a book?

I'd rather read one. I bet books taste horrible.

 

Would you rather become a tree or become a rock?

A tree, at least tree has more life than a rock does.

 

Would you rather get pwned or PWNED!!!!!!!!?

pwned, I'm afraid of bold font.

 

Would you rather corrupt a wish or say something nice to the person above you?

Corrupt a wish, because I am irritated at the moment. -.-

 

Trip and fall while receiving your diploma during graduation or Have your pants fall down while on stage performing a play?

Trip and fall while getting my diploma, then I could make a poignant statement about the quality of public edyoocashun

 

Would you rather paint or sculpt?

Paint.

 

Would you rather live on the streets or in the sewers?

In the sewers. I could find a dry spot, clean it up, get used to the smell, and have a gay old time in my little sanctuary.

 

Would you rather climb a tree or climb a mountain?

Tree, it's easier to get down off of.

Would you rather be dead, or have never met you're best friend.

never met my best friend.

 

WYR play a computer game, or a real life board game?

Computer game.

 

Would you rather assassinate a presidential candidate or kill someone you love?

presidential candidate.

 

WYR eat from taco bell, or from a garbage can?