Fear Factor. I can't sing at all.

 

Would you rather base jump or sky dive?

Base jump.

 

Would you rather listen to your most hated song for the rest of your life, or sleep in the same bed as a very fat ugly guy who snores very loudly while sleeping for the rest of your life?

Obviously I'd pick my most hated song. Either I'd get used to it and tune it out or it would grow on me.

 

Would you rather drink nothing but water or eat nothing but bread?

Eat nothing but bread, I would never give up Coca-Cola for anything.

 

Would you rather kill or be killed?

I'd rather kill - you don't say what. I'd rather smush an ant than be killed.

 

Would you rather use a pencil or a pen?

the pen.

 

Would you rather be gay but tell everyone you're straight? or be straight but have to tell everyone you're gay?

I'd rather be straight and tell everyone I'm gay. Because I'm already pretty effeminate.

 

Would your rather have to wear a scent everyday for the rest of your life, or never be able to wear it again?

never be able to wear it again.

 

Would you rather read a book straight through cover to cover, even if it takes 16 hours; or read a book, stop in the middle, put it down, and never see it again? and never find out how it ended.

Cover to cover. I can't remember the last time I didn't finish a book, even the ones I've hated.

 

Would you rather be covered in Velcro, or covered in magnets?

Magnets.

 

Would you rather be falsely accused of being racist by very powerful people, or shoot an innocent man?

Falsely accused of being a racist; because even though some important people might think I am, myself along with all the people close to me would know that I'm actually not, and that's all that matters.

 

Would you rather play the first Sonic game, or the second?

Um the first I guess. Knowing the first story is always nice.

 

Would you rather lose your keys or lose your wallet?

wallet.

 

Would you rather lose your keys or your wallet?

Keys, I always keep a spare in my sock drawer. My wallet on the other hand :shock: I'd be screwed.

 

Would you rather be a pencil sharpener or a paper shredder?

a paper shredder because i could scan the papers that were being shredded and store everything I learned in my memory banks and blackmail people or sell the information for cash.

 

Would you rather be a pilot or an engineer?

Pilot, engineer sounds boring.

 

Would you rather be hunted by Freddy Krueger or the evil doll from Child's Play?

The doll, I could just drop kick that sucka.

 

Would you rather drink milk or orange juice?

Orange juice. Its... awesome....

 

Would you rather have two DVDs or one crystal clear Blu-Ray?

 

(on an unrelated note the only blu-ray I own is The Dark Knight and it looks phenomenal in HD)

Two DVDs, unfortunately I don't own a blu-ray player.

 

Would you rather be stuck in a motel, or in prison?

A prison, that way I can get cool tattoo's and brew moonshine in the toilet.

 

Would you rather drink moonshine from a toilet, or eat a live jellyfish?

Drink Moonshine from the toilet. The alcohol would sanitize it!

 

Would you rather have light from a window or a lamp?

The light, it burns!

 

Would you rather be be or or

Or, that way I can row boats.

 

Would you rather listen to a baby scream, or a little dog yap?

Baby scream, it's probably not about something important.

 

Would you rather eat a cup of ear wax or an equal amount of dog feces?

Ear wax, seems like the less disgusting of the two.

 

Would you rather use chopsticks or a fork at a Chinese restaurant?