Arrested for a crime I didn't commit. Being in the military for the rest of my life would be exactly like prison, but with the added "fun" of being shipped overseas to fight in "police actions"

 

Would you rather be put to death or spend the rest of your life in jail? There's no chance you'll get out

Jail, that way I can join a cool prison gang, make shivs and have a reason to use soap on a rope.

 

Would you rather eat a tiny colorful adorable poison dart frog or a huge badass Goliath frog?

The colorful one! Nature tells me that smaller should be easier, and the color is a bonus.

 

Would you rather calculate pi to 1000 places without a calculator or eat 1000 pies?

Calculate pi to 1000 places, mostly because that's the choice that doesn't involve my stomach exploding.

 

Would you rather live in the internet or the real world?

I'd rather live in the real world. Sure the internet is great but if you lived in there all the time you'd go crazy!

 

Would you rather do without your non-dominate hand or your non-dominate foot?

foot.

 

Would you rather be competing in the olympics or serve in the army?

Competing in the Olympics, I would most likely lose, but at least then I wouldn't have to risk my life.

 

Would you rather be killed by your own shadow or being an illegal immigrant?

be an illegal.

 

Would you rather be an alien from outer space, or an illegal immigrant?

What's the difference? Last time I checked aliens from outer space ARE illegal immigrants.

 

Would you rather explain to me the difference or have no friends at all? (By no friends at all, I mean not even yourself)

Hmm... I don't like myself and don't have m/any friends.... And I can't explain it. So I pick no friends.

 

WYR have TBM as your avatar or BROTHER!?!?!

Wait, I already have myself for an avatar.

 

Would you rather serve the military or work for a very secret agency?

That depends on what the secret agency does.

 

Would you rather know a terrifying truth, for instance that all the water in the US has CIA mind control supplements, or be ignorant to it?

I'd rather know, that way I can make cool cardboard signs, yell at people downtown, and drink a mystery liquid out of a bottle inside of a brown bag.

 

Would you rather have a full beard, or none?

None. I like the feeling of clean shaven skin.

 

Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or be able to swim like a fish

Fly like a bird. Fly over the water lol.

 

WYR fall into a 1 year coma or a 10 year coma, if neither would shorten your life?

Er a 1 year coma. Seems like a no brainer.

 

Would you rather live in the real world as imperfect as it is, or be suspended in virtual reality where everything is perfect?

virtual reality.

 

Would you rather be addicted to sugar and have diabetes, or be scared of a kitty?

Be scared of a kitty.

 

Would you rather worship a demon or a toy?

toy. demons can be so demeaning.

 

Would you rather be a staid old person, or a pickle, ready to be bitten because you're delicious?

A pickle, that way there's a chance I could be a part of a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich. <3:

 

Would you rather row across the Atlantic Ocean, or trek across Antarctica?

I'd rather trek across the arctic. It'd be insanely dangerous to be out in a rowboat in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

An arm, I can use only one arm easily, but walking is difficult with only one leg.

 

Would you rather be dead or dead?

I would rather be dead because I don't have to italicize then.

 

Would you rather eat spaghetti or macaroni?

Macaroni

 

Would you rather compete in the show Fear Factor or American Idol?

Fear Factor.

 

Would you rather use cash or a debit/credit card?