Old, this has some nice features, but it doesn't quite make up for some things that were lost.

 

Would you rather greet a gorilla or pet a porpoise?

gorilla.

 

Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a very upset gorilla, or a man eating lion?

Man eating lion. I shall tame it and christen it Simba! Then allow it to go on a rampage...swathed in bullet proof material.

 

Would you rather be subjected to 24 or hours of torture, or have 2 limbs chopped off?

torture. I need all my limbs.

 

Would you rather be paralized from the neck down, or be forced to endure watching someone castrate you without painkillers? :thumbsup:

Castrated, I need that less than the use of most of my body.

 

Would you rather torture Silver or every other person in the world?

Silver of course.

 

Would you rather join a gang, or being arrested for a crime you didn't commit?

Arrested for the crime, as unless someone had it in for me I wouldn probably be proven innocent.

 

Would you rather shake hands with a rabid grizzly bear or steal Silver's ice cream?

Steal Silver's Ice Cream.

 

Would you rather become a cop or an FBI agent?

F.B.I., secrecy is good.

 

Would you rather eat a watermelon or a pineapple?

Watermelon.

 

Would you rather get an F of every test you do from now on or be banned from the Internet permanently.

Steal Silver's Ice Cream.

 

 

when you steal my ice-cream.. you wake up to find yourself naked in a bathtub filled with ice, both your kidneys missing; you'll have two cuts on your stomach, and... you'll be tied up... in a place that's not your home, for the homeowner [male] to ravish...

 

 

 

I would rather be banned from the internet permanently.. there's no way they'd be able to find me if i disguised myself...

 

would you rather steal my ice cream, or be mauled by a rabid grizzly bear?

Steal your ice cream, that sounds fun.

 

Would you rather work for the FBI or the CIA?

CIA sounds more fun...

 

Would you rather steal TBM's ice-cream, or be mauled by a rabid grisly bear?

What ice cream? I have no Ice cream. So I guess I have only one choice, oh god... :ohnoes:

 

Would you rather watch a crappy movie five times in a row, or watch five seasons of a horrible television show twice in a row?

crappy movie.

 

Would you rather be forced to wear a chastity belt, or petticoat?

As a male i'd much rather wear a petticoat, atleast I can take it off and... y'no.

 

Kill all of africa or all of asia?

africa... all the egyptians.. and then I'll take the pyramids for myself.

 

Would you rather be forced to listen to someone lecturing you in a monotone, or be forced to give someone a 4 hour long massage...

Lectured to in a monotone.

 

Would you rather eat your own fingernail or a muffin with 1 of your toenails mixed in? (Note: You have to eat either one completely, no throwing out bits.)

I;ll take the fingernail.. i'd eat the toenail too.. but the muffin might not be tasty.

 

Would you rather be stalked while walking home at 4am by a very attractive person, or be stalking someone? <_<

Stalk someone, that sounds like fun.

 

Would you rather eat a cheeseburger with oil, or drink vampire blood?

VAMPIRE BLOOD OF COURSE. WHERE CAN I GET SOME?

 

Would you rather be highly intelligent or really attractive?

I'm already both(as well as physicaly strong). :thumbsup:

 

Would you rather be locked in a room with Silver or Hex?

Silver Wits. nothing to be afraid of there..

 

Would you rather be huggled to death, or smothered to death?

if you get hugged to death, your ribs get crushed.. if you get smothered, your bones are unbroken..

Hugged, I'd just hug back. :twisted:

 

Would you rather have Sara, Zammy, Arma or Bandos GS for free?

I have no opinion on that matter

 

Would you rather be able to fly or breathe under water?