siberia.

 

Would you rather spend the rest of your life in the sahara desert, or in the antartic desert?

Sahara.

 

Would you rather misspell everything for the rest of your life or not ever having a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Not ever have a girlfriend.

 

Would you raher be castrated of have an arm lopped off?

An arm lopped off.

 

Would you rather build a sand castle or a snow castle?

Snow castle(I just need a little more snow).

 

Would you rather hav sulphuric acid poured down the bone marrow of your arm or have all nerve ends in youre legs bared?

I'll take the acid.

 

Would you rather eat something cold or hot?

cold.

 

Would you rather be ravaged brutally by a band of vicious and angry pigs, or be bitten by fire ants?

Fire ants.

 

Would you rather be killed or have one of your parents killed? (if you hate any of your parents, then the one you don't hate dies)

have my parents killed.

 

Would you rather be annoyed or angry?

Be annoyed. If Ii'm angry I might say something I regret. If I'm annoyed I'll just try to get away.

 

Would you rather lick a frozen pole in the winter or a hot electric burner coil?

frozen pole.

 

Would you rather eat suspicious yellow snow? or eat suspicious red snow?

Suspicious yellow snow. It might be urine, but the red snow could be so much worse.

 

Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?

Sky dive.

 

Would you rather be hated by everyone for the rest of your life, or find out that your best friend is an alien and the invasion will then begin?

best friend. alien. alien invasion please.

 

Would you rather have no arms and legs, or have no tongue?

I'd rather have no arms and legs. Talking is important!

 

Would you rather sing or dance?

sing.

 

Would you rather be kissed to death by a merciless evil kitty bent on exacting retribution, or get to kiss a kitty?

I'd rather get to kiss a kitty since that apparently doesn't involve me dying.

 

Would you rather lick a keyboard or a lightswitch?

a light swtich.

 

 

Would you rather wear some other guy's socks, or lick a keyboard?

Some other guy's socks. Some guys use the keyboard while doing nasty things. That issue is avoided when licking socks so long as they are plucked directly from the feet. Licking the top part of the sock wouldn't be bad at all. I'm assuming tube socks by the way.

 

Would you rather jump from a building or run into traffic?

http://www.google.ca/#hl=en&safe=off&q=what+do+men+do+with+socks&meta=&aq=f&oq=what+do+men+do+with+socks&fp=7310e1b076ed5f89

 

 

run into traffic.

 

Would you rather get a brand new phone that you don't understand how to use, or stick with your laggy old one?

http://www.google.ca/#hl=en&safe=off&q=what+do+men+do+with+socks&meta=&aq=f&oq=what+do+men+do+with+socks&fp=7310e1b076ed5f89

 

I am well aware of that, which is why I clarified thusly:

 

That issue is avoided when licking socks so long as they are plucked directly from the feet.

 

I would rather get a brand new one since my current one is so terrible I can't imagine how it could be any worse. And I'd eventually come to understand the new phone anyways.

 

Would you rather be slapped in the face or punched in the stomach?

slapped.

 

 

would you rather be a crocodile or an alligator?

I'd rather be an alligator so I could live in fresh water. Salt water is nasty and you can't drink it.

 

Would you rather be a tiny colourful adorable poison dart frog or a huge badass Goliath frog?

 

tiny and poisonous.

 

 

Would you rather wear a skirt or a pants?

Pants of course.

 

Would you rather be arrested for life for a crime you didn't commit, or serve for the military for the rest of your life?