Taco Bell, I like it despite it's total lack of hygiene and Mystery-Beef.

 

Would you rather wear a Micky Mouse hat or wear a giant necklace clock thing?

Flava flav

 

WYR eat a tube of toothpaste or ski in gym shorts and a tank top in winter

Toothpaste seems yummy

 

Would you rather Orgasm every-time you sneeze, or sneeze every-time you orgasm?

the first one.

 

WYR be mauled by a grizzly bear; having half your face bitten off.. or pee yourself whenever you see someone wearing spectacles?

The grizzly bear encounter, that way I can become a cool Bat Man villain, or join the circus.

 

Would you rather be a cool Bat Man villain, or join the circus?

villian.

 

WYR have a boyfriend, or be forced to take part in a kitty uprising for world domination?

Kitty uprising, I wouldn't mind a kitty overlord.

 

Would you rather go fishing, or go hunting?

fishing. I'm lazy.

 

WYR be attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, or be forced to clip your toenails?

Be attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, then I'd run from it as fast as possible.

 

Would you rather deny your destiny or accept it?

Deny it, I don't believe in destiny or fate.

 

Would you rather eat a stick of butter or drink an entire bottle of shampoo?

stick of butter.. I'd eat it over the course of a week, in pastries. <3

 

WYR be forced to undergo a rectal examination by a qualified doctor, or watch all the clint eastwood movies in row.. without stopping for bathroom breaks [ie you pee in a bottle] and eating all your snacks?

I'd rather go through the first. It'd take less time and it would ensure that I didn't have prostate cancer

 

Would you rather have a dog who barks all the time or a cat that scratches all the time?

oops

Cat that scratches, just because I'm used to it thanks to my neighbor's cat.

 

Would you rather live life as a cucumber or a banana?

Cucumber. But keep me away from people who want to eat me!

 

Would you rather be a watermelon or a guy who really really likes him some watermelons?

The guy who likes watermelon, that way I can murder and eat Death.

 

Would you rather be a cannibal or a vegetarian?

Cannibal... as long as my meat is cooked.

 

Would you rather be forced to eat Silver Wits cooking, or be a merman?

Seeing as how I'm already part merman, I'll go with Silver Wit's cooking. Wish me luck. :ohnoes:

 

Would you rather eat Goon's cooking, or Silver's cooking?

Goon's, I love the taste of carbon.

 

Would you rather have a finger or ear torn off?

Ear, I use my fingers for too many things. O:)

 

Would you rather be a clown or a lion tamer?

lol at needing your fingers because you use them for many things. Trust me you won't miss one.

 

Lion Tamer. clowns have a hard job.

 

Would you rather chew off your girlfriend's finger, or have her chew off yours? >_> (is glad she doesn't have a girlfriend)

I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did there's no way in hell I'd chew one of her fingers off. She could chew mine off.

 

Would you rather listen to music or watch TV?

watch tv. but both of them I dislike

 

Would you rather be forced to listen to music you hate, or never listen to music ever again?

Never listen to music ever again. I'm no music fan, so it wouldn't bother me.

 

Would you rather be pwned by a toy with a mind of its own or something even more ridiculous?

something more ridiculous.. a toy with a mind of its own is scary!

 

Would you rather date TBM, or be forced to stare at a wall for an hour?