Comical naked, cause there's no awkwardness in seeing myself naked.

 

Would you rather eat burnt noodles or be forced to eat 100 cans of tomato sauce with no breaks?

Burnt noodles.

 

Would you rather punch Comical in the face, or be given 5 dollars?

Be given 5 dollars.

 

Would you rather get punched by Comical or be kicked by Comical?

Punched, this is assuming he'd kick me in the nads of course.

 

Would you rather get crushed by a garbage compactor or fall off of a floating city after getting your hand cut off?

Fall off a floating city.

 

Would you rather be forced to look at gore for an hour straight or be forced to browse the library for a book that doesn't exist?

browse the library.. but gore isn't that bad.

 

Would you rather punch comical in the face, or kick comical in the knuts?

Punch Comical in the face, as it's not a threat to my masculinity.

 

Would you rather punch a baby or punch a glass door?

punch a glass door.

 

Would you rather punch comical in the nuts or punch a baby?

Punch a baby.

 

Would you rather punch Comical in the shin or kick Comical in the shin?

Actually I'd rather do something else... <_<

 

would you rather have the cat think that you are the god of scratchies and want to be with you all the time demanding more scratchies.. or would you rather not have a cat at all?

Have a cat.

 

Would you rather be a cyborg or a full blown robot?

a cyborg.

 

Would you rather be scared of flies or scared of boys?

Flies. So I don't have to be scared of myself.

 

Would you rather marry Goon or Silver_Wits?

Silver_Wits, I heard that Goon guy is a creep.

 

Would you rather live in zero gravity, or live underwater?

Zero gravity.

 

Would you rather necrotizing fasciitis from your groin to your heart or would you rather have 1000 people hit you with bats, but you won't die?

ffs... niether? ;) dno what first one is ;o soo.. hit me with bats ppl :o

 

would you rather be in a coma for a week or have your abdominal arm severed?

eat 3 week year old chunky milk. i can hold my nose and nothing. sooo >:P i wont puke :D

 

 

would you rather sleep in a trash can or a dumpster (random) O_o

 

Where the hell did you get that from?

 

Dumpster.

 

Would you rather be that guy who gets an axe in his head in The Shining or would you rather have someone slowly and painfully kill you with a dagger?

The axe thing. and L0L idk abt the dumspetr/trashcan :P

 

since mine didnt get read b/c of mess up.. would u rather be in a coma for 1 week or have your abdominal arm severed?

In a coma.

 

Would you rather have violent stomach cramps or terrible headaches?

Violent stomach cramps.

 

Would you rather get necrotizing fasciitis from your groin up to your chest or get a severe allergic reaction whenever you're near concrete?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis <-- That's what necrotizing fasciitis is.

necrotizing fasciitis as it can be cured.

 

Would you rather have Progeria or Cretinism. Wikipedia them

Progeria, because with Cretinism you'll have to live through the pain for a long, long time.

 

Would you rather be lectured for 10 hours or attempt to hide under the train when it's passing with a 99% chance of dying after jumping from a station platform?

Get lectured.

 

Would you rather play poker, or blackjack?

Blackjack, I dunno how to play the 26 gazillion variations of poker

 

Would you rather lose all of your toes or your sense of smell?

all my toes. I like food too much.

 

Would you rather lose all your toes and fingers, or lose your nose and tongue?:ohnoes: