You're fired from Stupid Idiots Co. for, well, not being stupid or idiotic enough.

 

Trust me, it's a good thing. Because you don't wanna work with those stupid idiots.

Hired to Stupid Idiots Co. as a manager after being manager at several other jobs.

You're fired as a movie critic for having opinions that are different from your boss's. He wanted you to have the same exact opinion as he does.

Fired from the Movie Critics Corporation for being a boss that refuses to listen to his employees' opinions.

Fired from the ocean for needing gaseous oxygen to live.

Fired from Planet of the Apes for not having enough hair

Fired from the planet of slime for not being slimy enough.

 

~D. V. "Figured I'd get that emote-undeserving one out of the way..." Devnull

You're fired from a fashion store for having terrible taste in clothes.

Banned because you probably haven't seen my RuneScape in-game avatar. ;)

 

~D. V. "I can haz excellent tastez!" Devnull

Banned for not posting said avatar so that we could decide for ourselves.

GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!

 

You're both fired from the employment factory for banning people instead of firing them.

 

How can both of you make the same mistake and think you're in the banned thread?

Fired from the post office for mixing up the addresses of these two threads.

 

I just read his post and figured I was in the right place. Not sure what his excuse is.

You're both fired from those jobs as well for letting me get confused! I thought I was doing a firing and instead typed a banning! :wall:

 

~D. V. "YES, WHOOPS, DAMNIT!" Devnull

You're fired from the caramel factory for making chocolate.

 

This is called the CARAMEL factory for a reason. Focus on the word caramel.

You're fired from the firing company for firing to many people.

You're fired from the same firing company for not firing enough people. :twss:

 

~D. V. "Flippant, ain't I?" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: My hand-sign this time is a double-entendre...)

Fired from the military for forgetting to charge the batteries on those unmanned drones.

Fired from the Military as well for forgetting to clean the camera lenses, install the shields, and provide weaponry. The drones got shot down and couldn't defend themselves! :angry:

 

 

~D. V. "Do you really think we can dodge all the time?" Devnull

You're fired from the fisherman shop for having too many sharks in there. Three of them broke the glass of their fishbowl and attacked people.

 

By the way, I hope this thread will reach 1,000 posts before the end of the year.

You're fired from the Guessing Club for failing to have a guess at all. :lol:

 

~D. V. "I hope it hits 1k as well." Devnull

You're fired from the comic book for reading the comics.

 

This isn't a library.

Fired from the General Store for mislabeling the bagels! Why put "Soy" on something that doesn't have it?!? :shock:

 

~D. V. "Waking the thread back up... Carry on." Devnull

Fired from the space marines for letting the aliens go home to live with their families.

Fired from the Fast Mentality Club for not helping keep "The First Thing That Comes To Mind" game thread awake! :shame:

 

~D. V. "And the faster minds prevail..." Devnull

Fired from making a speech for not knowing what you're talking about.