Fired from the Goldfish cracker factory for inventing a device that gives sentience to them and inserting them into the factory machines just to cause sales to skyrocket for the more sociopathic cracker connoisseurs (and young children-teenagers) among the demographic.

You're fired from the fishbowl factory for not making a fishbowl that could fit a shark in there. You clearly have no experience in making fishbowls, so why the hell did you get this job in the first place?

You're Fired from the Fireworks factory for lighting a match. Click here and see what happened to you. :blink:

 

 

~D. V. "You're the person on the right side of the 2nd frame." Devnull

You're fired from a movie studio for making linking to too many comics.

You're fired from the Los Angeles Times' Comics Section Department for failing to view comics from displayed links. Did you think that section of the newspaper would assemble itself? You were its' Editor-In-Chief! :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Gotta view the funny ones!" Devnull

You're fired from the bank for being a dick to the customers.

 

Edward and Edwin were also dicks to their customers, but they're my sons, so they can get away with it, you can't.

You're fired from the Radical Names Club for having sons with overly generic names! :lol:

 

~D. V. "It's another flip-turn!" Devnull

Fired as a professional poker player for flipping the table.

You're Fired from Professional Poker Playing as well for carrying a gun around with you. You can't go around bullying people into folding and giving up their own money with that gun! :o

 

~D. V. "Yup, I can pun with a table too..." Devnull

You're fired from a pizzeria as a pizza delivery man for delivering the pizzas to all the wrong addresses.

 

Go away, we never wanna see you again. :shame:

Fired from the phone company for placing so many fraudulent orders. They're coming out of your pay, you know.

Banned from the eyeball factory for eating the eyeballs.

 

Those eyeballs are meant for the humans. :shame:

Fired from the eyeball factory for making chocolate. Who do you think our customers are? Humans? :shame:

You're fired from the lungs factory for not putting a lung into the unborn baby.

Fired from life for forgetting to breathe.

Fired from the snorkeling crew for remembering to breathe at the worst possible moment.

Fired from the Society of Immorality for being too disasteful even for them, which is somehow possible.

Fired from the Standards commission for finding flag-making distasteful.

 

Your first mistake was eating the flags.

You're fired from MetroLink for making the trains get too far ahead of schedule and failing to transport all the passengers that were supposed to make it onto the trains. :twss:

 

~D. V. "You can't forget about passengers with disabilities, either." Devnull

Fired from the nut factory for acting on the belief Nutcracker dolls used by eight-year-olds would be more efficient than modern machinery.

You're fired from a business center because I don't like you.

 

You did nothing wrong, you did your job very well. But I don't like you, that's why I fired you.

Fired from the Izzet guild for doing experiments that didn't cause huge explosions.

You're fired from Nintendo for not knowing a damn thing about computers.

You're fired from the 'High Guard Of Xhina' for allowing several female underlings to seduce you and affect your actions in a way that furthered each of their devious goals. :shame:

 

~Mr. D. V. "Gotta be more of a 'Rock-Hard Gladiator' than that..." Devnull

You're fired from the wizarding guild for creating antimagic.