I'd wear the beard in a reverse mowhawk and scratch my chest with it. I'd then sell myself to the circus and become and elephant tamer and a lion juggler. I'd then go and stand on a really tall bridge and compose a song about having a beard that won't shave, become a famous singer and then spend all my money on an incredibally small piece of pie, just to throw at all those hippies that started camping on my lawn. After that, I'd buy a small bulldozer and go bulldoze some large coffee mugs into oblivion. Seven minutes later, aliens start prodding me with breadsticks. I laugh at their feeble attempts to hurt me as breadstick after breadstick crumbles into crumbs upon my mighty muscles. Then the alpha little green man sprays gummy bears into my eyes. I fall to the floor screaming and trying to disembed their claws from my retinas. Then the breadsticking continues.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15 Word rules good?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if YOU had hippies on your lawn?

let them burn in hell O.o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if you would have 1million dollars in real life?

give a penny to charity and buy junk i dont need

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what would you do if you were bill gates?

donate 99% of his money to charity, and spend the rest on uber-fun video games and MMORPGs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if a wild cat with rabies wanted you to pet it?

Slurpy17 and demonworshiper666, please post 15 word long answer. I'm annoyed of people not following that rule, it really is that simple. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't pet it not a chance. Even if it would do anything to make me, I already have a problem with my dog. If he can't follow me alone I'd call the FBI.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if you were the FBI aggent I'd call?

I'd tranquilize the cat. I mean, really, the poor cat had it coming if he got rabies. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if you were being chased by a 25-foot python that either wants to eat/bite you, and the only way out was to jump of the highest cliff in the world?

I would hire a pilot, because he could save me, experienced one as well. Then I would jump off the cliff and the pilot will save me to his helicopter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if you'd find out that your grandfather is actually an evil super villain?

I'd try to warn the government and after they laughed at me for a while, I'd go see if his skin was bulletproof.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do if Sum1 filled your entire house with bananas?

I'd sell them on ebay. :P

 

 

 

What would you do if a really fat girl wearing really tight clothing was chasing you with a pitchfork?

i would ran into a small passage and she would get stuck between two walls.

 

 

 

what would you do if a hord of dogs start bitting you?

ill start bitting back :XD: or just run away...

 

 

 

what would you do if there where no technology...

This is serioulsy getting out of hands. Please follow the rules of this game people, you're suppose to answer with 15 letters.

 

 

 

I don't know what I would do, I would probably go insane, since I couldn't probably do anything, yeah.

 

 

 

What would you do if you were busted by the FBI just because you used a swearing word? I don't mean like hell, I mean serious one like language not allowed on these forums.

I would tell them to get the hell out of England as they don't belong here and would swear at them in italian

 

 

 

What would you do if u got ran over by a parked car? :wall:

I'd be hurt, very very hurt, I'd probably go to hospital since I'd be hurt.

 

 

 

What would you do if you'd wake up with super powers?

Pinch myself to see if I'm not dreaming, then wake up and realise I was infact dreaming.

 

 

 

What would you do if your fax machine suddenly started producing ham?

Eat the ham.

 

 

 

What would you do if you starred on any movie?

What can I do so people will get it? Answer with at least fifteen words. Good that the question that I asked followed that rule. How hard can it be?

 

 

 

I would be happy, and then I would ask if Will Smith can stare with me, and be very happy if he did.

 

 

 

What would you do if you woke up with super powers and realize it WASN'T a dream? :twisted:

Ok, since it's been over 3 years since I posted, I am going to answer my own post. If that's not allowed, then tell me how else I should revive an old game.

 

Also that "answer with at least fifteen words" rule is ridiculous, that's why it doesn't apply anymore.

 

I would be very happy about that. I mean who wouldn't?

 

What would you do if you found out that Barack Obama is your biological father and the father you knew wasn't actually your father?

I would go to a drama show and get a lady from the public to say "Question to Mr. Obama: Where have you been all these years? [The rest of the public starts booing Obama] Why won't anybody think about the children??".

 

What would you do if you woke up one day inside the world of the last videogame you played?

I would get drunk with Scorpion and start raving about Kitana's boobs.

 

What would you do if you discovered a huge deposit of diamonds and other precious metals under your house, but you had no means to mine them out?

I would keep trying, and then I'd sell them on a museum.

 

What would you do if all your inanimate objects had faces and started talking to you?

You mean they're not supposed to do that?

 

What would you do if I asked you to pick one of two answers, but only provided one answer?

[x] Genuflect.

 

What would you do if one day you entered your house and you see that there is a strange woman that treats you like her son and your family is nowhere to be seen?

I'd get out and call the police. If they didn't do anything, simulated incest

 

What would you do if you needed to ask the next person a question but couldn't think of anything original?

I won't say anything original, it's that simple.

 

What would you do if you woke up one day realizing that you have turned into a Pokémon of some sort?