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Fighting to the death in your house ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cat not needing water? no bathrooms anywhere to be seen :shame: ? invincible(dying repeatly)? Giants that stand around ll the time? Where the heck is the hospital (lol) to give birth to so many NPCs per second :-s ? plus many more...im quite an expert on this :thumbsup: but anyway its a game...so...oh and plus u cant catch real lobsters or sharks or swordfish from sooo close to the shore. the only reasonable place for fishing those kind of stuff is the fishing platform in the middle of what sea?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hospitals at dual arena :P \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a thin strip of leather is the best meele protection (veraks body)

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Fighting to the death in your house ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cat not needing water? no bathrooms anywhere to be seen :shame: ? invincible(dying repeatly)? Giants that stand around ll the time? Where the heck is the hospital (lol) to give birth to so many NPCs per second :-s ? plus many more...im quite an expert on this :thumbsup: but anyway its a game...so...oh and plus u cant catch real lobsters or sharks or swordfish from sooo close to the shore. the only reasonable place for fishing those kind of stuff is the fishing platform in the middle of what sea?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hospitals at dual arena :P \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a thin strip of leather is the best meele protection (veraks body)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verac's brassard is metal :S

 

 

 

Though RL brassards are cloth..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1:"Awmygawd I'm dying!"

 

 

 

2:"Don't worry, you aren't carrying anything valuable, you'll respawn over there..."

 

 

 

1:*DEAD*

 

 

 

2:"Wait, his body's still left! Maybe rl isn't like rs..." *goes emo*

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almost everything in runescape is unreal but anyways:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. having 100m gp with you just takes in 1 piece of inventory

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.one dig at barrows gets you instantly in a tomb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. cant imagine a third one at the moment but else 2 points looks so dull :wink:

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lol... dont buy a bazooka that shoots dye filled toads irl (fixed device)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

selling swordfish! if you are in the hospital on the verge of dying they will heal you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

selling mix of a root and a weed makes you stronger!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just imagine going to a resturaunt to see lobsters actually costing 250 coings made out of solid gold

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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I'm glad you all like it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, lets make an extended comparison..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prayer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In real life, you study your faith to make you holy..

 

 

 

....But in RS, you bury bones to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In real life, praying brings you closer to your god(ess)..

 

 

 

....But in RS, it can protect your butt in a fight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In real life, prayer is used to communicate with your god(ess)..

 

 

 

....But in RS, you communicate with your Gods through e-mail :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, thats enough for now..

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You can't hold that sword. You're Attack level isn't high enough.

 

 

 

"I just wanna hold it..."

 

 

 

Too bad.

 

 

 

"But-"

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry, you can't chop a tre down with this shiny blue axe, you haven't chopped down enough trees.

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Who cares if you wear a santa hat..... That's no achievment.

 

Who cares if you can have 520M, if you have no friends, as well as no reason to play Runescape?

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- Eating sharks in one bite.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Going to a bank and shouting 'BANK SALE!!!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Cooking lobsters in one second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Flying carpets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

etc...

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Barrows items: 55 (not counting the meds)

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Isn't there a topic about this already? :-s But what the hell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking around with a mid-evil flail, whaling your friends with it. :)

 

 

 

Dude, it's not mid-evil, it's medieval!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I really don't think that in real life you can carry 997kg in your backpack...

Losers...

Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?

Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious.

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Since i was a school i didnt give all 10 of my things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Dragons

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Carrying 28 items (Most of them bigger than you)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. prayer (Saradomin never answers my prayers :XD: been asking for 300mill since i first started rs)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Being able to cut a diamond with just a chisel (one of my favorites!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Eating a Shark 1 bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Catching a shark let alone tons of them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Casting Spells/magic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Being able to Be hit with a Big a** axe and not die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Teleporting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Get ready for this one!....Runescape in general FTW!

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You can't hold that sword. You're Attack level isn't high enough.

 

 

 

"I just wanna hold it..."

 

 

 

Too bad.

 

 

 

"But-"

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry, you can't chop a tre down with this shiny blue axe, you haven't chopped down enough trees.

Lmao. Following someone who looks rich and asking them for free stuff, and when he doesn't give you any, call him a noob and get killed by a highwayman.
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Following someone who looks rich and asking them for free stuff, and when he doesn't give you any, call him a noob and get killed by a highwayman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being perfectly agile in ful armor.

 

 

 

The most poweful person is not named Zezima.

 

 

 

Dragon is not a real metal.

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