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I was thinking the other day.. what if someone were advertising Runescape items in real life? I don't think it'd go down very well. Like, for example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If you're about to die, slip this on to instantly be whisked away to safety!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uhm.. I've got more but don't feel like/ have the patience for making more pictures -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Eating whole lobsters in one bite?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Killing people (NPCs and PKing) and being rewarded for it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Running around with a disassembled cannon in your backpack..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-A colored cardboard crown costing more than any other *functional* item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Not being able to burn a certain log until you "learn" (lvl up) how to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Repeatedly pickpocketing the same person over and over again and all they do is whack you in the head and yell..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any more? Please, if you're thinking about suggesting "MAGIC! That's not real!" Don't.. do the less obvious or less overused ones.

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Not really sure if there is a topic 'bout it... haven't seen one if there is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But ya, true about the flail. But really, just any RS weapon would be kinda odd to walk around with nowadays. Unless you're roleplaying or something :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meh..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Repeatedly pickpocketing the same person over and over again and all they do is whack you in the head and yell..

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Smacking someone in the face with a rubber chicken... wait i've done that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heheheee :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought about that but, since I've done it as well, decided not to include it.

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I was thinking the other day.. what if someone were advertising Runescape items in real life? I don't think it'd go down very well. Like, for example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-A colored cardboard crown costing more than any other *functional* item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Not being able to burn a certain log until you "learn" (lvl up) how to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's nothing wrong with either of these two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An item can be extremely valuable in real life due to its rarity. This is mostly seen in paintings and antiques.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, you can't do something that takes skill if you have never been taught how to do it in real life. (You can't cook a lobster well if you have never been taught before).

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Also, you can't do something that takes skill if you have never been taught how to do it in real life. (You can't cook a lobster well if you have never been taught before).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was talking about logs specifically, not in general. I see what you're getting at though. But it doesn't take skills to strike a match/tinderbox on a log you haven't done before..

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I was thinking the other day.. what if someone were advertising Runescape items in real life? I don't think it'd go down very well. Like, for example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-A colored cardboard crown costing more than any other *functional* item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Not being able to burn a certain log until you "learn" (lvl up) how to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's nothing wrong with either of these two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An item can be extremely valuable in real life due to its rarity. This is mostly seen in paintings and antiques.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, you can't do something that takes skill if you have never been taught how to do it in real life. (You can't cook a lobster well if you have never been taught before).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you could try... i mean lobsters are usually cooked alive in boiling water not over a fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you think about it some of the weaker things in runescape pose more of a threat then others. i mean if you saw a daganoth king in real life it would probably look like a dolphin walking and really who is scared of dolphins? but a swarm of bees... oo man

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I was thinking the other day.. what if someone were advertising Runescape items in real life? I don't think it'd go down very well. Like, for example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-A colored cardboard crown costing more than any other *functional* item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Not being able to burn a certain log until you "learn" (lvl up) how to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's nothing wrong with either of these two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An item can be extremely valuable in real life due to its rarity. This is mostly seen in paintings and antiques.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, you can't do something that takes skill if you have never been taught how to do it in real life. (You can't cook a lobster well if you have never been taught before).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you could try... i mean lobsters are usually cooked alive in boiling water not over a fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you think about it some of the weaker things in runescape pose more of a threat then others. i mean if you saw a daganoth king in real life it would probably look like a dolphin walking and really who is scared of dolphins? but a swarm of bees... oo man

A dolphin walking! LMAO :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bees are scary. :ohnoes:

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Isn't there a topic about this already? :-s But what the hell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking around with a mid-evil flail, whaling your friends with it. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just hope no one makes an inappropriate post about the Abyssal Whip... if you guys know what I mean... :anxious: :anxious: :anxious: :anxious:

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cat not needing water? no bathrooms anywhere to be seen :shame: ? invincible(dying repeatly)? Giants that stand around ll the time? Where the heck is the hospital (lol) to give birth to so many NPCs per second :-s ? plus many more...im quite an expert on this :thumbsup: but anyway its a game...so...oh and plus u cant catch real lobsters or sharks or swordfish from sooo close to the shore. the only reasonable place for fishing those kind of stuff is the fishing platform in the middle of what sea?

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- Be living in an age where the cannon has been invented, there's powered flight, but still no guns!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Swarms of Harpie bugs are able to carry heavy shields that only appear once you've killed their entire swarm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Where I can carry 28 bars of solid gold, yet still be able to stand up, let alone walk or even run.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- A world where it takes me four swings to open a spider web (despite being a level 118 warrior)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- A world where entire trees can grow in just a few hours (farming)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- A world where I can have a kebab or a pizza... but there's no chips!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

etc...

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