December 12, 200619 yr My two favorite exchanges: Not verbatim - but the general dialog is accurate. At Catherby fishing spot: Lady1: I have to go put my kids to bed. Clueless: Huh? how can you have kids? Lady1: LOL - I'm 37 years old and I don't think I should tell you how I had them. Clueless: No way mon! no one that old plays games like this. Me: (not being smart enough to stay out of the conversation) Well, I'm a 61-year-old grandmother and I play. Clueless: Liar!!!!!! Liar!!!!! no one that old knows how to use a computer. Me: Gee, wonder if Bill Gates knows that? Clueless: who Bill Gates? From the rapid scrolling of versions of "LMAO" - I gathered others knew who he is. At Seers Village flax field: Wannabescammer: Wanna earn 1mil? I'll pay you for making bowstrings. Me: being a "newbie" and broke What do I need to do? Wannabescammer: Just make 5k bs for me and I'll pay you 1 mil. o.k. so that sounds like a deal to me - at the time I had no idea how much flax sold for but I knew it was going to take some serious time so figured maybe that was a fair deal. Time passes and I keep picking and making bowstrings. We chat in pm's -- and at some point the "how old" conversation comes up. He says he's 15; I share that I'm 61 -- honest, this fits in shortly. A few hours later: Wannabescammer: How many bowstrings do you have now? Me: About 1k Wannabescammer: O.k. give me those now then. Me: How are you going to figure out how much to pay? Wannabescammer: I'll pay you the 1 mil after you get all 5k and I sell them. Me: Er, no - it is pay as we go if I'm giving you the bs. O.k., so a 10-15 minute long debate goes on as we argue whether or not he should pay as I give him the bs ... I'm getting more and more skeptical about his offer ... finally I tell him "no deal". He starts getting abusive ... the last thing I saw him say before IGNORE saved me: Wannabescammer: That's why u old people shouldn't play this game u take things too serious.
December 12, 200619 yr lol thats preety funny best thing i saw was my friend in rl started crying cause his brother bought a d hally and didnt want to give it to him!! Could use a sig or avatar, PM me if intersted in making one.
December 12, 200619 yr I just adore the cutscene of the fally guards in garden of tranquility... cant get enough of it! There's no such thing as "wireless." Just really long extension cords.
December 12, 200619 yr Once, I was killing Hill Giants in world 55. I was weilding ma pretty Full Rune (g) that I just bought for 1.1M. Anyway, there was this dude. He saw me and said this.... Dude(a.k.a an idiot): Kool armour! Me: Thnx Dude(a.k.a an idiot): But mine is way better than yours. I didn't say anything.. Just spited on the screen of the computer. FYI, he is weilding a normal Full Rune... Not that I'm saying his poor or what. I know its the same stats, just that mine is more fancier. My point is... what's the different??? He must be an 8 years old boy kid. Pity him He made me say that word. n00b
December 12, 200619 yr Once, I was killing Hill Giants in world 55. I was weilding ma pretty Full Rune (g) that I just bought for 1.1M. Anyway, there was this dude. He saw me and said this.... Dude(a.k.a an idiot): Kool armour! Me: Thnx Dude(a.k.a an idiot): But mine is way better than yours. I didn't say anything.. Just spited on the screen of the computer. FYI, he is weilding a normal Full Rune... Not that I'm saying his poor or what. I know its the same stats, just that mine is more fancier. My point is... what's the different??? He must be an 8 years old boy kid. Pity him He made me say that word. n00b He was wrong yes about it being better. But your armour isn't better because it's "fancier". There the same stats well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron.
December 12, 200619 yr He was wrong yes about it being better. But your armour isn't better because it's "fancier". There the same stats Exactly. Perhaps this makes my character look like a hobo, but always cross check stats against price. If you can get similar stats for cheaper, do it.
December 13, 200619 yr lol thats preety funny best thing i saw was my friend in rl started crying cause his brother bought a d hally and didnt want to give it to him!! haahaa, that's just sad :lol:
December 13, 200619 yr Exactly. Perhaps this makes my character look like a hobo, but always cross check stats against price. If you can get similar stats for cheaper, do it. Yeah, that's my point... Its the same thing... Who cares... No one except me (paying more for something u can get more cheaper)... Why must he even bother... Gee... Maybe he just jealous??? :-w
December 13, 200619 yr if i find any of the others ive seen i'll upload em *cough... *cough... Poor little guy... I think we should give him a phat! *cough* Little bugger *cough* And I'm fascinated that a 61 year old grandmother plays RS! Good for you. Mostly i tend to belive people when they say their age, and i give them the benefit of the doubt. Except the six year olds... that just freaks me out. Which FF Character Are You?"The only tyrant i accept in this world is the still voice within." - Mahatma Gandhi
December 13, 200619 yr if i find any of the others ive seen i'll upload em *cough... *cough... Poor little guy... I think we should give him a phat! *cough* Little bugger *cough* And I'm fascinated that a 61 year old grandmother plays RS! Good for you. Mostly i tend to belive people when they say their age, and i give them the benefit of the doubt. Except the six year olds... that just freaks me out. that last line in the origanal quote made me rofl off of my computer chair... wow. And yeah, 61 year old playing runescape, awsome, now i dont feel old playing it side by side with my 9 year old niece. RSN : Rikuto (Yep, I finally found my RSC password. Transfered to RS :D)
December 13, 200619 yr if i find any of the others ive seen i'll upload em So... what that kid is basically saying is that if his mother and his favorite dog died, and he was on the verge of death... a blue partyhat would make it all better :-s ROFL wow, some kids are really pixelistic. Hypothetically speaking, if I were in a similar situation, the last thing I would be thinking about is RuneScape. That's why I don't trust any of my RS friends with my items, they could be one of THOSE is disguise. As for my own experiences... well back before I got 99 cooking I wore my quest point cape constantly, and I got more than a few people saying 'niiiice 99 prayer!!!' :lol:
December 14, 200619 yr I feel sorry for him. :cry: I am starting a collection to buy him a blue party hat. =D> Any donors? Anyone please? :pray: Of course there is no relibility that it will make it to him. :anxious: 91% percent of the people polled said they were liers. The other 9% lied to us.
December 14, 200619 yr Some guy: nice Armour Me: thanks (It was Black (g) ) Some guy: How do I get it me: Go to the moon Some guy: How do I get there? me: Gotta by a rocket for 5 million Some guy: Where can i buy it from? Me: Do a quest from the King of Varrock Some guy: Where is the King of Varrock Me: Varrock Castle. And he kept pming for the next 5 minuetes asking where Varrock Castle is. it may sound cruel, but hey, anyone that guliable thinking you can buy a rocket in RS and go to the moon... -.-
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