sour_tacos Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I was training on Varrock Guards a while back when a level 24 had only a few HP left. I tried trading lobs but he refused, then died. I took his full mith, addy scimtar, and a couple of trout. He kept messaging me to give it back, and I told him "Hey, I tried to save you." Hate to say I told you so buddy. :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfboy408 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 LOL! I once saw a lvl 43 guy get killed by a tree around draynor manor. The tree hit a 1 and he died. I was laughing my butt off. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: My Motto Pray reverently, Mine PatientlySell Caustiously,Buy DecentlyKill Accurately, Die Willingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snapboy300 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Once, this level 3 came by when I was going to Brimhaven fire giants. He asked for some stuff, I said no, and entered the dungeon. 5 seconds later, he came in, and got owned by wild dogs. :XD: Free full addy, which I alched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nezikchened Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I died and spawned at falador. A guy teleports near me while getting hit with poison. He teles to somewhere and after a while spawns near me. He told me what happened : He was pking and he tried to tele to lumby, but ring of life got activated first. He had forgotten he had gaze of saradomin on, so he teled to lumby so he could pick his items after death. Poison hits again and he spawned at falador instead of lumby and lost whip, full ahrims and a ridiculous amount of some barrage (over 1K if my memory serves me right...) Felt bad, but just couldn't stop laughing :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caruana Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i was teaching my friend how to do barrows, he got a dh tunnel. when we were in the tunnel, we fought out pinkies... he wasted like 3 p pots, and his prayer still went out... dhorak had a few hp left and hit my friend a 56 luckily he didn't die... instead of a ring of life, he brought a recoil ring... amazingly dhorak died. we went to the chest, and we both opened it. (i got my usual bounty of runes and a t hammer) and he got a guthan helm! :wall: he got sooo excited about it and started joy jumping... he was so glad because he finnished with 3 hp left... his happiness turned into horror as his character got flattened by rocks... i would have given all his items back to him but it magically they all dissappeared... in my bank... and turned into money :-$ :mrgreen: :XD: now remember kids, don't bring recoils to barrows! :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewan Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Was at the green dragons some level 13 in full rune d long granite shield runs up and specials me..the green dragon two hits him! Too my suprise he has a berserker ring on so I got about 2.5 million from this moron. Later he came back and begged for his ring since he forgot to take it off :lol: I AM SURELY GOING TO WIN THE AWARD OF THE MOST LOVED TIP.IT'ER EVER, SURELY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhn_Kills Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 In world 2, there was a guy selling an infinity hat. He lagged or something, cause he died a few mins later. Dropped 2m cash inf. hat and 2k silver bars, of which I got nothing. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishingpair2 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 My mate and I were picking nettles to make nettle tea (dunno what for). My mate picked up two nettles accidentally without gloves and didn't realise that he only had 2hp left. He died! =D> It was so funny. I picked up his full rune! 8-) Proud Poster of I Had A Deal's Blog since Page 5!Proud User of #tip-it and #Justchat IRC! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svizzara Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 1. Way back, training on skeletons beside Elvarg's cage, some buy walks in, bow, full addy (t), boom, 48, dead. Unfortunately, I didn't have 33 magic and couldn't telegrab the helm. :( 2. Myself in Barrows, first time. Killing Dharok with a cannon, it ran outta ammo. By now Dharok was at 1/4 health. So I went to load it up, didn't turn on prayer, Dharok comes up and hits a 47, dead, lost full mystic, runes, cannon, cannonballs, food...yeah. :( 3. Some dude at low hitpoints from fighting guards at Al-Kharid palace. He goes to buy some kebabs to heal up, eats one, bad kebab, hits a 3, dead. Dropped a bunch of newbie stuff. :lol: 4. A 1-itemer messing around at level 13 or something wildy, runs up to attack me, gets hit by a dragon's fire for 40 something, nearly dead. I didn't die. :D 5. Me again, fishing at Karamja docks, reading forums, I come back to RuneScape and I'm at under 10 hitpoints from a Drunken Dwarf. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawan Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 I saw a dharrocker get pwnt by swarm... it outrageously funny! :twisted: YoUr UnDeR ArReSt AnYtHiNg YoU SaY WiLl Be MiSqUoTeD AnD UsEd AgAiNsT YoU :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron8000 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Was at the green dragons some level 13 in full rune d long granite shield runs up and specials me..the green dragon two hits him! Too my suprise he has a berserker ring on so I got about 2.5 million from this moron. Later he came back and begged for his ring since he forgot to take it off :lol: Once, this level 3 came by when I was going to Brimhaven fire giants. He asked for some stuff, I said no, and entered the dungeon. 5 seconds later, he came in, and got owned by wild dogs. :XD: Free full addy, which I alched. a level 13 that has 40 def and 60 atk? And a level 3 with adamant? What Runescape do you play in :-k don't turn this into the "noobs say the funniest things" thread where everyone makes stuff up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_m23 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 z0mg i sawz zezi in wild wiv skull so i pwnz him wiv fire strik. he droppsed 200 billz and full dregonz. ok im kidding, it was wind strike. ok real story now... i was like lvl 20, with lvl 1 range. i tried to train my range on lvl 20 guards without food, or without even checking my hp :-w i see someone say 'justin, run ill take him'. i say 'why'? then bam! smack! pow! shazam! im in lumby :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratovarius Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 When I was training in Al-Kharid warriors, this low level dude was getting killed and tried to run but I kept closing the doors and he died. Lolowned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Me and my member friend were about to go pking. She had dragon, and needed to put it away at the bank. SHe was a lvl 71 and I was a lvl 50 3 noobs, about lvl 30, came up to follow her yelling "free stuff plz" We were nearing the wildy, and we warned them about the dangers of the wildy. Their reply- "OMG liar noobs" Took 'em to 40 wildy, and killed them. :lol: Right before they died, we said, "Should've heeded our warning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me_poulin Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 in the cave under lumby castle, he went in without a lantern and it started hitting 1s on him, :mrgreen: I think I got a glory from him but this was a good while ago so I forget exactly. :wink: Once in a life time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 i was killing green dragons once when some ranger pure tries to attack some dude next to me...the dude runs away and the ranger follows...the green dragon sees ranger...blows fire..hits a 50, killing him instantly :P Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potter_Pkr Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 I saw someone get killed by a drunken dwarf (thanks to being afk) :lol: Yep I picked up his whip and red mask :D Best Friday 13th ever. Retired 8th October 2007 | 99 Fishing | 99 Cooking | Owner of a Red Mask and 2 Santa Hats | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 The worst way I've seen someone die is, that I didn't. It was me! :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Lets see at barrows i picked up 2k ice Blitz runes... guy wore nothing but a waterstaff and tried praying on verac A guy gets a hyde lags out everyone jumps the pile (world 2 rune section) and i got 15k nats and 2 steaks lol sold nats 4.5 i was at a house party playing around with a dh set... so i was an egg at the alter a 76 as a joke shot an arrow at me.... i had retaliation and 1 hit a 67 on him Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subz Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Im on my lower lvl f2p account and i went in wildy to watch some fights at edgy with fire bolt and bind runes. anyway some dude attacks me wearing rune 2h and full black so istart maging him and he only has one bit of food. so he runs while a fire bolt is going after him i thought he lived until i saw him fall to the ground and im like omfg. So anyway free rune 2h for me. :D Part of Runescape since November 2004. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer_Jesse Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 i was bored and feeling evil, so i lured greedy newbs from lumby to ice caverns. hilarious stuff. didnt take anything, tho i got reported for scamming. nowi i have a few points on my account. not recommended, but funny as hell. [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer_Jesse Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 i was at a house party playing around with a dh set... so i was an egg at the alter a 76 as a joke shot an arrow at me.... i had retaliation and 1 hit a 67 on him one word. OUCH! :thumbsup: [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25leaf Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 One time when I was minning some lvl 20 (or somewhere around there it was a while ago...) hit a smoking rock. He didn't have all his hitpoints and BOOM he died. Didn't drop anything though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I saw someone get killed by a drunken dwarf (thanks to being afk) :lol: Yep I picked up his whip and red mask :D Best Friday 13th ever. if that was in Oct....i hate you if it was, that day ruined the next two weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Mmm... in lumby caves a guy forgot a lamp and died dropping 150k lol. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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