A new Job: I had just read the newspaper today and it said that termites and eaten all of the mage trees and no player is allowed to go in or out of the magic tree areas. The termites are carrying a rare disesase. The disease will kill every single tree and they will not grow again. I was truly ticked off. I walked outside in my heavy armour in search of a new job. BOOM BOOM BOOM went my armour as the police shouted at me to take off my armour. I found my way to a strange building near the small city of varrok. I walked up to the door and attempted to open it. Suddenly a voice told me that I had to get 27 quest points before I could go inside. I thought: What was stopping me? I opened the door and BOOMED myself to the nearest person. I talked to him and he told me that I have to slay a dragon named Elvarg. I accepted and walked out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The map: I dug outside with my spade in one second for no reason and I found a script amazingly that had the word: Runetips: Dragon Slayer Guide. I picked it up and follow everything it said to do. I paid the goblin 10k for his piece of the map. I went into the maze of Melzar and got lost so I just took a ghost hostage and demanded a piece of the map. I got it. The last was the mining room. I got everything I needed and walked in. I took the last piece of the map and sailed with Ned to Elvargs home. I took out my dragon-fire shield and walked into the room where Elvarg was. Elvarg saw me at once and flew to me. She walked over to me. This is the time where "I" must do what I must. (Inspiriational Music) I ran up to Elvarg with all my might and slashed at her and hit a zero! I felt a little ambarassed as Elvarg laughed and took the shield from my hand and snapped it in half. I came prepared though. I took out a handgun and loaded it with a silver bullet. I shot and I missed...

 

 

 

"Thats for werewolves dood," Elvarg said.

 

 

 

I then got out some garlic and a stake and threw the garlic at Elvarg and stuck the stake in the chest. The stake broke from her hard scales and Elvarg ate the garlic. There was only one thing I could do now. I took out a pouch and stuck it at her.

 

 

 

"200k for you to pretend to be dead and let me finish the quest," I said.

 

 

 

She nodded and pretended to be dead. I threw her the cash. Quest complete! I went back to the strange building and was welcomed warm-heartidly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Joel~Inhabited by the Great Leviathan.

~Can't write anymore until i get some more replies~

=D> NICE.

I like this topic!

Any time I see a topic titled this, I just laugh.

I wouldn't leave my house cause a thug would attack me.

 

 

 

I wouldn't go to varrock, people would be screaming that they are selling stuff.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good thing you didn't indent man, or this never woulda made it past my two paragraph filter.

 

 

 

Nice read though.

i loved this reading, it was awesome. Too bad f2pers don't have houses to wake up in if it were rl lol, we would wake up in the middle of the street :P .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Ddaanniiellh

If only runescape was real life to me but not everyone else playing it... Imagine all the possibilities... I could interact with scenery and other people; I could throw melee weapons and steal from people's backpacks... You could even run around naked shouting "All your base are belong to us"... So many possibilities...

I'd log in. Walk out of my house portal. Drop by to the fishing guild. Fish and chat for a bit. Then I would get pretty bored and go farm so herbs and sell them in the back alley :P . Teleport away. Go to Rouges Den. Grab my Rouges Armor. Steal back the Herbs that I had grown, then I would make some bizzare potion. Drink it. Then make more of it, sell it on the back alley and see what happens. Then I would go report some people :D Then I would log out :)

Then I would go report some people

Excuse me if I offend you, but mod-wanna-be much? Anyway, great stories. Except that last one by PhaperPlane who hijacked the thread... The Dragon Slayer spin-off was my favorite. If we could only solve all the quests with money... I would still have few done lol. Brilliant, I'll be back.

 

Then I would go report some people

Excuse me if I offend you, but mod-wanna-be much? Anyway, great stories. Except that last one by PhaperPlane who hijacked the thread... The Dragon Slayer spin-off was my favorite. If we could only solve all the quests with money... I would still have few done lol. Brilliant, I'll be back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How was I Hijacking this thread, there are some other people who have also put up there own visions as well. On course, nice start, I wouldn't like the feeling of a shark down my throat, how would it fit? :shock:

Umm...I will WC and stuff? I like real life better :P

Yea, someitme i can imagine myself as runescape in real life too... Nice imagination :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

same too :)

If Runescape were real life, I would be dead. Several times. And penguins dressing up as sheep and drunken gnomes would be a common sight. (Well... except if you count the garden gnomes at the alcoholic's house down the street... just kidding.. :XD: )

I'm back online! The only reason I didn't write was because I quit for a few months to figure out what lifes all about. Well im gonna start writing now!!

 

 

 

(P.S: I moved house and we couldn't get internet up and runing for ages: real reason)

Stop Screaming!!

 

 

 

It was bright and early when I woke up and I smiled at the sun even though I had no mouth. Then I remembered its always bright and sunny. I did the usual morning rituals of putting my 100kg armour on and eating breakfast. Today, I decided I was going to go to Falador Park to have some nice quiet time to myself. I ran to Falador as fast as I could and stood in the middle of the park. Suddenly, everything stopped moving. I was making short and brief movements. What was happening? Suddenly a billion people appeared out of nowhere and were screaming their heads off!

 

 

 

Selling obby cape!

 

 

 

Selling ring of fury!

 

 

 

Selling dragon platelegs!

 

 

 

Selling ful dhoraks!

 

 

 

Selling purple partyhat!

 

 

 

I was getting so ticked off that I was going to run away but suddenly, some earth hit me and a mole popped out. I got really angry then. The mole disappeared into a mound of earth. There was a black hole in the middle of it. I put my foot on the black spot and I was suddenly teleported into a cave that had light coming through from nowhere.

 

 

 

The mole popped up beside me and i took out my 100kg dragon 2h sword. I swung it at him several time and cut hit up into 1000 pieces. Then, a red blood patch above his head said: 2 damage. OMG!!!!

 

 

 

A few hours later, all that was left of the mole was his rotting bones. Guess what is said. 1 damage!

 

 

 

Another few ours later the bones bowed down to me, finally beaten and disappeared. Suddenly, some smalled bones that looked identical to any bones in the game appeared. I had killed it..

 

 

 

I climbed out of the hole to rest......that was quite a advent--

 

 

 

Selling full dhoraks!!!

 

 

 

Selling full rune (s) !!

 

 

 

Selling full rune (g)!!!

 

 

 

Selling Amulet of Glory!!!!

 

 

 

Buying full veracs!!!

 

 

 

So i screamed: SHUT UP EVERYONE AND LET ME HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUI--

 

 

 

SElling dragon chainmail!!

 

 

 

SElling green party hat!!

 

 

 

I just ran home.

Woke up this morning in the bank in Lumbridge, since I haven't done a thing with the shack I bought a couple of months ago. Can't brush my teeth or comb my hair. Whoops! I'm in my nightie, standing here with a bunch of shouting strangers. I quickly don my full mith armor, grab my rune scimmy and the cat. He hasn't been out for about 47 days and he needs at least SOME exercise.

 

 

 

We hop on down to the cellar. Now that I've saved my bestest NPC friend, Zanik, I think I'll pay her a visit. We had such adventures together! And oh, how we laughed after she got killed by the H.A.M. fanatics and I got killed twice in the Lumby caves trying to get those stupid tears. "Remember when I found your lifeless body outside of the H.A.M HQ?" "Oh, you should have seen the look on your face; it was hilarious!"

 

 

 

Yes, we've forged quite the deep friendship. So off the cat and I go; I stop for a couple of bat kebabs and some slime soup and pop up to see my friend Zanik, for lunch. OMG! What has happened? Instead of being glad to see me and wanting to reminisce about all the great times we've shared, she babbles on, and on.... and on, about her destiny, or her fate, or how will she know when that time comes. Yadda-yadda-yadda. Hmm, clearly my sense of deep friendship and comradely camaraderie has been misplaced.

 

 

 

I tele back to Lumbridge in a funk, put the cat back in the bank and go chop wood, burn logs all over the sidewalk and just try to forget the whole sad experience.

plz POST

lol if runescape was real life i would always train :D

lol, some awesome posts here! =)

 

I would love just going around and knocking random mens skulls in with a massive axe lol :twisted:

wow! i could imagine what pking is like.... in rl rs woot!... i went into the wild which makes absolutely no sense because what allows me to kill other players is a boundary lookin like a movie with r.lee ermie... haha.... if only i could kill ppl in towns like on 6/6/6 that would be more realistic but instead i walked 50miles to get to lvl 50 wild and got owned by a chaos elemental the end...( also substitutable is annoying pkers) mwuhahahahahhaa :wall: