December 29, 200619 yr I'd log on in the morning an go brush my teeth but theres nothing to brush with so I stand infront of the mirror doing nothing for a while. I get dressed so I put on my weapon my armour and my other accesories and try to walk down the stairs in all the junk on me that I don't need. It's breakfast time so I buy some scrambled eggs from the store and eat it in one gulp. I then go out of the house and walk to work. Newbies who were just born and came out of turtorial island look at me as I try to run to the yews. Boom!!! Boom!!! Boom!!! My boots make indents in the sidewalk. Suddenly a mugger comes out from nowhere with a gun and tries to rob me. Luckily I have my sword and armour. I slowly pull my sword out and I stab him through the head. Instead of dying a blood patch with the number "1" appears over him and we keep fighting until I finally kill him. The body falls over and the body disappears. Suddenly clean shiny white bones appear on the ground so I pick them up and bury them on the sidewalk. I finally get to work at the magic trees and I get my super heavy dragon axe out. Incredibly, I cut the trees fasted then I excpect holding the dragon axe in one hand. After I get a few logs, the tree falls and the tree after 2 minutes, grows at the speed of light. After the afternoon, I end up with $28000. I go to the bank to deposit my money. I then go home to have a rest. Just as I was about to walk out of the bank, a small flier delivery boy handed me a flier which said: You have been invited to Chessy018's house for tea! I thought to myself and decided to go along. I walked up to the rimmington house door and spoke Chessy018 into the magic portal. I was suddenly teleported into her house. I was one of the first people there so I ran to the demonic thrones which I sat down on. I picked up the beer set on the side of the throne as Chessy018 walked in and sat down beside me. We made small talk while swarms of people came in. They were giving me and Chessy018 money to let them sit. We just laughed. After a few hours of sitting down and doing nothing, I sat down again and did nothing for the rest of the afternoon. At 8pm sharp, I got off the throne and wished Chessy018 well and I went back to my house where I got my own beer and got my demon butler to fetch me some supper. It flew at supernatural speed to the kitchen and prepared some cookies for me. It flew back at supernatural speed and I got up and thanked him. When I stepped off the chair, my heavy armour dragged me down and I broke the marble stone tiles. The demon butler chuckled and fixed it immediately in the blink of an eye. I then went to my bedroom. I took off all my armour and slept in the average persons day clothes since you can not take them off. I walked beside my bed and slept standing up because I couldn't go into my bed. I alsp slept in broad daylight because there is no night in my world. I kept logging off so I had to keep logging on so I did not get much sleep. The day was over :-k ~Joel-Inhabited by the Great Leviathan. ~!~,,~!~Going for 99 cooking.~!~,,~!~
December 29, 200619 yr wow...good job...u got a good emaination and alot of patience to type all of that lol...im not going to try thompsonkool-click for blog
December 29, 200619 yr Yea, someitme i can imagine myself as runescape in real life too... Nice imagination :)
December 29, 200619 yr That's funny, but you might want to work on better sentence-structure and, most importantly USE PARAGRAPHS! That was extremely annoying to read like that, although I enjoyed it. Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!
December 29, 200619 yr lol i like Chessy018's house. It would be kinda cool if runescape was real but..if you are a newbie i wouldn't like the dead feeling
December 29, 200619 yr I log on. DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! I log off. :ohnoes: :uhh: Pay it forward!
December 29, 200619 yr I log on. DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! I log off. :ohnoes: :uhh: That's life man... You gotta live with it.
December 29, 200619 yr Author ~Thanks for your advice ^_^~ Joel-Inhabited by the Great Leviathan. The morning: Its a bright sunny day (as always) and I got up to earn some money. First as usual I got up and stood infront of the mirror doing nothing. I was just about to finish doing nothing when a group of frogs appeared and wanted me to kiss the princess. I couldn't with bad teeth like this. I needed to keep my teeth healthy so I did nothing for a bit longer. Suddenly I was transported to a cave and I was a frog. I was freaked out because humans cant turn into frogs. I was suddenly dropped back into my own world and soon finished doing nothing. I went downstairs and prepared my own breakfast in 4 seconds as my Demon Butler had a cold today. I hate it in one gulp and went upstairs to get changed. Something was wrong..the door was open and all my armour and weapons were gone! I didn't care though as I could buy a new set anytime. I went outside to work..naked in normal clothes. I was laughed at. The Bank: I walked up to the booth and took out all my cash. I had a total of $453,234. I walked into the middle of the bank in normal clothes...Ewwww...and shouted out as loud as I could and I said: BUYING FULL BRONZE-----1k-----me----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Everyone looked at me. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: As I shouted in a bank..I went outside and did the buying instead. I bought full bronze and depostited my money again. The Sandwich Lady: I was about to go to work when a lady popped up. She offered me all types of sandwiches but I thanked and said no. She got a little furious and started attacking me. She stripped off my armour (oooooo) until I was in normal clothes. She wrestled me to the ground using her baguette. I fought back. She was powerful. Luckily, she missed a shot and I did a right uppercut which knocked her back. She was really angry now. With one swoop..she smacked me on the head with her baguette and I was knocked out instantly. ~Talked in Paragraphs ~ Joel-Inhabited by the Great Leviathan. ~!~,,~!~Going for 99 cooking.~!~,,~!~
December 29, 200619 yr hmm. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't have won that mugger. he had a gun please ... and all you had was a pathetic sword and shield. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't be able to walk through ppl. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't had any place to stand because everybody would have to be logged in and ppl don't get deleted if they died but merely respawned - and there's more lvl 3s flooding in. If runescape was real life, you would gradually feel weaker as you are injured more and more instead of waiting till you had zero hp before collapsing from full health to bones in a second. If runescape was real life, you would put on a set of dharok and march to the wise old man and begin hitting him till he's dead. If runescape was real life, you wouldn't keep 3 items when you die but zero. If runescape was real life, you would die immediately after being blasted with a fire wave instead of merely having your life reduced - comeon, you are a piece of roasted human. There are tons more of other stuff but I'm lazy to put up. My point is that, runescape is too far from real life and you can't have a perfect life in it.
December 29, 200619 yr I log on. DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! I log off. :ohnoes: :uhh: That's life man... You gotta live with it. not unless you dont wear it :lol: Kiss me, i'm part Irish!
December 29, 200619 yr I log on. DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! I log off. :ohnoes: :uhh: That's life man... You gotta live with it. not unless you dont wear it :lol: Then you burn more sharks! >_<
December 29, 200619 yr Really nice written! Alot of patience needed, I suppose... Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak
December 29, 200619 yr I enjoyed reading it :) The parts which took the mick out of Runescape were great, like the part about only taking 2 minutes to appear, and having to sleep standing up. Nicely done! Thanks Choas for the Avatar and Petry for the sig (You know who you are) :)Optimistic Elder in Runescape's only cult, The Order of Cabbage.
December 29, 200619 yr The Sandwich Lady: I was about to go to work when a lady popped up. She offered me all types of sandwiches but I thanked and said no. She got a little furious and started attacking me. She stripped off my armour (oooooo) until I was in normal clothes. She wrestled me to the ground using her baguette. I fought back. She was powerful. Luckily, she missed a shot and I did a right uppercut which knocked her back. She was really angry now. With one swoop..she smacked me on the head with her baguette and I was knocked out instantly. :ohnoes: Oh snap. *runs to General Store to buy a Sandwich Lady Detector 3000* ^ Blog.
December 29, 200619 yr Lol at first i was like "Woah...not reading that. Waaaay too long" But i saw all the positive comments 'bout it and i decided to read it and I actually enjoyed it a lot lol. I'm just super lazy and wouldn't normaly be able to read that because my attention span is so increadibly short, but i finished urs :D Write some more dude- Flamable 20 8-) http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3192/w ... ildxm7.png[/img][/url]
December 29, 200619 yr lol, i always tried to write those kind of stories... edit: oh crap, i was dag training for scrolls and i didnt even notice one until i picked up a seed Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 29, 200619 yr hmm. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't have won that mugger. he had a gun please ... and all you had was a pathetic sword and shield. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't be able to walk through ppl. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't had any place to stand because everybody would have to be logged in and ppl don't get deleted if they died but merely respawned - and there's more lvl 3s flooding in. If runescape was real life, you would gradually feel weaker as you are injured more and more instead of waiting till you had zero hp before collapsing from full health to bones in a second. If runescape was real life, you would put on a set of dharok and march to the wise old man and begin hitting him till he's dead. If runescape was real life, you wouldn't keep 3 items when you die but zero. If runescape was real life, you would die immediately after being blasted with a fire wave instead of merely having your life reduced - comeon, you are a piece of roasted human. There are tons more of other stuff but I'm lazy to put up. My point is that, runescape is too far from real life and you can't have a perfect life in it. I agree with you, but if it's the other way round "If real life was Runescape" then all of these are possible.
December 29, 200619 yr I log on. DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! DO EMOTE PLEASE!?! I log off. :ohnoes: :uhh: To bad you don't have a 99 skill You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
December 29, 200619 yr If runescape were real I'd stay in F2P places because I'd be owned as a lvl 73 noob in the members places ahha My Chat Is Always ON. For Now Please Give Me A HYT! Come See My Blog
December 29, 200619 yr It's not, but I'd challenge the guy who posted before me to a duel... if we could come back to life(even as zombies).
December 29, 200619 yr If RuneScape was real life I'd be slapping on a lot of food and drink to heal my wounds... >.>' Edit: Hrm.. somehow the last bit of my post got poofed... o_O' Must've accidentally deleted somehow. #-o Excellent transformation. Might wanna have this in the Varrock Library instead after you've cleaned it up a bit. Let me know if you need help editing. :) Adventurer's Log || YouTube || Facebook || Tip.it Times Work || Wanna Join the Editorial Panel?Maxed Out 01 October 2012 PDT
December 29, 200619 yr Author hmm. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't have won that mugger. he had a gun please ... and all you had was a pathetic sword and shield. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't be able to walk through ppl. if runescape was real life, you wouldn't had any place to stand because everybody would have to be logged in and ppl don't get deleted if they died but merely respawned - and there's more lvl 3s flooding in. If runescape was real life, you would gradually feel weaker as you are injured more and more instead of waiting till you had zero hp before collapsing from full health to bones in a second. If runescape was real life, you would put on a set of dharok and march to the wise old man and begin hitting him till he's dead. If runescape was real life, you wouldn't keep 3 items when you die but zero. If runescape was real life, you would die immediately after being blasted with a fire wave instead of merely having your life reduced - comeon, you are a piece of roasted human. There are tons more of other stuff but I'm lazy to put up. My point is that, runescape is too far from real life and you can't have a perfect life in it. Excuse me, but I didn't ask for your rating. This is fiction. Not everything has to be perfect. Sounds like your trying to hijack my story by putting what you think is real life Runescape. : Thats not tolerated. ~Joel~Inhabited by the Great Leviathan. ~!~,,~!~Going for 99 cooking.~!~,,~!~
December 29, 200619 yr Author ~Ty for your comments~ Hospital:I woke up in the middle of a dark room. I felt pains all over the side of my body. I had bandages wrapped around my head and all my armour was gone. I was dressed in my normal clothes (eeeww) and the last thing I remembered was when I got in a punch-up with the Sandwich lady. Suddenly my whole body shuddered and I stood up still. A beeping sound started and the words: CODE RED I REPEAT, CODE RED started screaming. I blacked out after that. Strange Dreams:I woke up in my own house except everything was different. My demon butler was in normal clothes and he wasn't a demon. I walked outside and did the think emote :-k. Everyone was dressed in normal clothes (eeeew) and were walking without any armour to who-knows-where. I started going to the bank and withdrew my money. There were people who were talking on somekind of contacting magic box. I went to the nearest store puzzled and asked for a sword and armour. "I'm sory sir but we don't sell weapons in Bing Lee. But we do have this fabulous plasma t.v thats in sale." I shook my head and walked outside onto the road. Suddenly I heard this huge honk and a giant carriadge with no horses pulling it smacked into me.. Near Death Experience: "We're losing him!!!! Quick, get the defrubulator! Ok when I say go give him all we've got. Go!" said the doctor. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "Go!" said the doctor. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "Its not working sir!" "Er....I know!!!! Quick, Get A shark and feed him it!!!!!" The assistant got a shark and stuffed it into my mouth....I suddenly woke up. Rest: I had just recovered from my operation. I needed some rest. I stood next to the bed with the sun shining in my eyes. It was all over. ~!~,,~!~Going for 99 cooking.~!~,,~!~
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