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Actually I just did it to irritate indy500fan because his statement made towards fake made me laugh. I suppose I just got greedy and wanted him to say something witty to me :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DELICIOUS COPY PASTA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/Witty and funny for /b/ :P

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Uh, thats sick...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have hearing aids, in the ear ones, so i dont get ear wax :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats a sick story :| I hope you're ok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just remember two things when cleaning your ear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1) Water works fine

 

 

 

2) Don't push anything too far in or move around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He did'nt push it, he hit his head and the bud went in due to the monentum...

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Cotton tips are fine. Just lubricate the head with warm water and BE GENTLE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All the cases of injury have been from people pushing them too far in and bursting the eardrum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lightly rotate the Q-Tip. Use Ear Cleaner to loosen it up.

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title should be,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"dont clean your ears with cotton swabs if you're a clutz"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which is why I'm afraid to do it :P

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I was wondering if "cotton bud" is another word for "Q-Tip"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, sorry about your ear. I am glad I do it slowly, so I don't end up doing something like that. I hate pain that happens on the inside of you, and won't stop hurting after a while. :? Get better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, this post reminded me that I need to clean my ears.

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I was wondering if "cotton bud" is another word for "Q-Tip"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, sorry about your ear. I am glad I do it slowly, so I don't end up doing something like that. I hate pain that happens on the inside of you, and won't stop hurting after a while. :? Get better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, this post reminded me that I need to clean my ears.

 

 

 

Yes, "cotton bud" is another word for "Q-tip", just like "toaster pastry" is another word for "Pop- Tart" :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hopefully no one has something like this happen to them when they are cleaning their belly button :uhh: :|

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Yeah I know it says that, but I bet most people who buy them buy them for that reason. I just don't appreciate being talked to like i'm a complete cretin because I made one mistake first thing morning ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì_ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know, kind of an oxymoron, or whatever you call it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think there's an old saying... never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear... i mean c'mon... you'd look pretty stupid trying to fit your elbow in your ear... right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think these people are trying to contribute but don't have anything to say so they just steal stuff from other people. Or they don't bother reading.

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How do we clean our ears then?

 

 

 

Easy, with your finger.

 

 

 

You know why? Because you're never gonna be dumb enough to push your finger too far into your ear or knock it on a door turning around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sure, it sounds disgusting, but it's nothing soap and water won't fix!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or a little mouth and saliva action! :P :anxious:

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I am quite surprised with the number of people who frequently clean their ears. I have not done it for at least 5 years if not longer. It is just something I have never done and my ears are fine. There is no build up of wax or anything. Did it a few times when I was a kid but not frequently.

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Yeah I know it says that, but I bet most people who buy them buy them for that reason. I just don't appreciate being talked to like i'm a complete cretin because I made one mistake first thing morning ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì_ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know, kind of an oxymoron, or whatever you call it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think there's an old saying... never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear... i mean c'mon... you'd look pretty stupid trying to fit your elbow in your ear... right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think these people are trying to contribute but don't have anything to say so they just steal stuff from other people. Or they don't bother reading.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you realize I was being sarcastic *read the post above my original*

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don't clean your ears with cotton bud

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't stick your cotton bud too far <

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there was once a period I clean my ear every 2 weeks. No accident happens.

 

 

 

in fact, this is the first time i heard someone have acident with cotton buds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just soak your cotton bud in luke-warm water to soften the wax and stick it in your ear and spin it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ear infection: don't stick your finger in your ear

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Actually I just did it to irritate indy500fan because his statement made towards fake made me laugh. I suppose I just got greedy and wanted him to say something witty to me :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DELICIOUS COPY PASTA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/Witty and funny for /b/ :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks :P

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O. U. C. H. :-X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I swear my ears are bleeding. They do feel kinda warm with liquid in them...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No seriously, that was really horrible. As the second post said, you should really write horror stories.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope it gets better soon!

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How do we clean our ears then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A little hydrogen peroxide can work wonders.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the bubbles feel oh so relaxing.

Yea, I am not going to pore that stuff down my ear..................no way.
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