Abyssalwhip Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Indeed I havn't. Explanations for this poor fool, por favor :) . I guess I shouldn't have said labour job, because not all labour jobs will use an axe. I use an axe a lot at the graveyard when we are cleaning up dead limbs. I had to use it a lot two weeks ago when the ground was too frozen for the back hoe to go through, had to use the axe to break the ground. Also it is very useful for cutting through roots that are too big for the back hoe to go through. At home an axe is very useful for chopping wood, since we can't afford a log splitter. The fireplace is the main source of heat in the winter. So an axe keeps me alive during the winter :D . Also if you have ever held one before, it feels great. I have to idea why, but you feel a lot safer while holding an axe. Lol... Has anyone seen that Axe shower gel commercial, where the couple are making out while rolling down a hill, and then fall into the ocean with Axe floating around them from a crashed truck? Then the slogan goes, "How dirty boys get clean" as they're walking up to the beach. I found it hilarious how they said nothing about the product at all; they just talked about the egos of their customers :lol: .Axe commercials dont make any sense at all... W0W 1M W3ARING DE0DERINT IM G0ING TO G3T 1000S OF W0M3N T0 JUMP OFF A CLIFF F0 ME... Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 i found this thing once which was a cardboard box with a lens on it and it supposedly "turned your tv into a projector"... i need to find my pic.. it works. i made one :mrgreen: its too bad the lens was made of paper. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathskully Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Inflatable dartboard :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jin_sakura226 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 fake pixel money/item... :lol: can't believe people pay about $7=$8 range to buy rs gold or logs... Yo it's a game ya don't need to use real money to get an advantage =p, heheh wat if u were rich on the game so wat... wanna play ??^_^ total=1650+ =)time pass by so fast -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirHartlar Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 An elephant man shin-bone. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will H Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 An elephant man shin-bone. 8-) A skull would be better. :) Erm, how about a copy of Hamlet in Klingon (They do exist, seriously). Although it would really serve no purpose, it would be kinda fun to have and show to your friends. I wonder who just sits in his study translating Hamlet in Klingon? Also, there are many other Shakespearian plays in the warriors tongue. ~ W ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 What was i thinking... Dehydrated water owns.... Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangeresque Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 How about buying money? not coin collecting, for example say i give you 1o US dollars for 5 US dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Oh, have some lulz: this could be useful (srry to pop your bubble) since if you have AAA batteries that are not dead and 2 AA batteries that are dead, you can transfer the AAA power to both AA batteries. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24SE7EN Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Eggz Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Your mom I mean, seriously, what would i do with her? :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 /thread :lol: I'm seriously LMFAO!! Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilleus Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 just like that guy said ERAGON ON DVD...WORST MOVIE EVER..WHEN I SAID EVER I MEAN EVER LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 What was i thinking... Dehydrated water owns.... This one takes the cake. Look at the instruction on the can. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adroit Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 What was i thinking... Dehydrated water owns.... This one takes the cake. Look at the instruction on the can. :lol: I bet whoever invented that got rich fast. This is next to pointless... although you don't really buy it. RuneScape Retired since '06, sn= Superstud07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoressoccer Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 i have a friend, she asked me to buy her a dildo which can vibrate to ipod music =x 67th member to join Tip.it99 Attack 99 Strength99 Defense99 Hitpoints99 Mage99 Range99 Summoning99 Slayer99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_orange_cabbage Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 oh i jsut saw a saw for sale for 99 bucks.. and i have the same say i got it for 5... :-k (ima builder man) Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7Hell yeah you wish you were me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 /thread Apparently they trick old ladies thinking DVDs are VHS. Those scumbags. :o "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I own a packet of paper drinking straws...Don't know how either. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon_7 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 The DVD Rewinder and the dehydrated water both made me laugh. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Sumo-suit My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hab3k Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 On Ebay once someone sold "NOTHING" for a minimum of 3 dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Bottled Air :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Bottled Air :lol: LOL why would anyone want to buy that? My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Link cant believe people buy that stuff www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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