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fake 16 $ bills... but a guy actually bought a tv with 16$ bills once

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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marshmellow shooter!

 

 

 

you cant even eat the marshmellows after :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have some homemade marshmallow shooters made out of PBC piping :wink: I even made some clips for it, for constant shooting. It's fun to bombard my family with when they visit :anxious:

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A treadmill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Treadmill:YES, finally! Now I can walk! It's not like I can do that outside, and get some fresh air. I have to do it inside, preferably watching TV, on a machine burning up energy! Woot woot!

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...A USB powered drink cooler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha I remember back like 2 months ago there was a forum on "What did you get for christmas" and surprisingly that item showed up quite a few times...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Yup

 

 

 

lol

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A treadmill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Treadmill:YES, finally! Now I can walk! It's not like I can do that outside, and get some fresh air. I have to do it inside, preferably watching TV, on a machine burning up energy! Woot woot!

 

 

 

You can do better than that :-w .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Personally, I'd say Axe.

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the Icarta for Ipod!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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who goes to the bathroom so long that they need a friggin ipod toilet paper holder...

 

 

 

seriously... i wanna c some1 that owns every single Ipod accesory and actualy uses them frequently... i think it would actually be funny :XD: ... my gawd taking my 60 gig ipod around the house all day plugging it into other stuff whenever i stop for any reason at all... sadness... :mrgreen:

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Personally, I'd say Axe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can tell you've never worked a labour job before.

 

 

 

Indeed I havn't. Explanations for this poor fool, por favor :) .

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ooh, ooh!!! i got another one!!!....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

music! :-# :XD: \' :thumbsup: :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well i got a real one though.................... britney spears's hair!.... :ohnoes: her hair she just chopped off will make about 1,000,000 bux on ebay... why..... lol the idiots in this world :XD:

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magazine subscriptions from door to door college students that are fake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my clairvoyance read that person like a book...but i still felt guilty about turning down something for a good cause. it all looked legit. i bought the smallest subscription she had, 25 bucks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thought "now let me see if i was right in thinking that this girl was full of crap". sure enough...googled...first thing that pops up "New college SCAM! students go door to door with fake receipts and fake magazine subscriptions"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was like "man...i got scammed..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got owned lmao...sadly enough i knew it was fake at the time...just never sent the girl packing

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Indeed I havn't. Explanations for this poor fool, por favor :) .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess I shouldn't have said labour job, because not all labour jobs will use an axe. I use an axe a lot at the graveyard when we are cleaning up dead limbs. I had to use it a lot two weeks ago when the ground was too frozen for the back hoe to go through, had to use the axe to break the ground. Also it is very useful for cutting through roots that are too big for the back hoe to go through.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At home an axe is very useful for chopping wood, since we can't afford a log splitter. The fireplace is the main source of heat in the winter. So an axe keeps me alive during the winter :D .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also if you have ever held one before, it feels great. I have to idea why, but you feel a lot safer while holding an axe.

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Indeed I havn't. Explanations for this poor fool, por favor :) .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess I shouldn't have said labour job, because not all labour jobs will use an axe. I use an axe a lot at the graveyard when we are cleaning up dead limbs. I had to use it a lot two weeks ago when the ground was too frozen for the back hoe to go through, had to use the axe to break the ground. Also it is very useful for cutting through roots that are too big for the back hoe to go through.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At home an axe is very useful for chopping wood, since we can't afford a log splitter. The fireplace is the main source of heat in the winter. So an axe keeps me alive during the winter :D .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also if you have ever held one before, it feels great. I have to idea why, but you feel a lot safer while holding an axe.

 

 

 

Lol...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Has anyone seen that Axe shower gel commercial, where the couple are making out while rolling down a hill, and then fall into the ocean with Axe floating around them from a crashed truck? Then the slogan goes, "How dirty boys get clean" as they're walking up to the beach. I found it hilarious how they said nothing about the product at all; they just talked about the egos of their customers :lol: .

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A solar powered flashlight! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, that does sound funny. *chuckles,chuckles*

 

 

 

We have solar powered hanging lamps in our backyard :-s ... they gather solar energy during the day, and stay on throughout the night with the energy it collected during the day.

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a candy wrapper, no candy just the wrapper :P

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Pyromancer, next time you touch my signature, dont take everything about buddy.

This is Zoidnerd, im banned on rs for 2 moar dais so smd kai? Btw a cooked bread once told me he did things to little boys. I didnt name any names so deal with it.

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