Robots come out and attack you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Presses the black button and slides my giftcard with $0 on it.

The goverment checks the virtual message that you send by sliding that card and things you're a poor man and they decide to eat you before you eneter the door so they can help to end the poorverty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Press ye olde 800 years old Button with a templar cross orinted on it and then slide a high tech card with nano mechanism and an inscription that says "Official Great Inquisitor "secret" brotherhood member".

you get eaten by a big toothy thing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

press pink buton and swipes a card with a bronze 2h on it

a take a bronze 2h and kill u in 1 hit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

preses cristal button and a card with a cristal bow slides in :D:D

a crystal impales your brain then explodes because you mispelled like 5 things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses DO NOT PRESS button and slides in a rock but it gets jammed and reaches in to grab it but gets arm stuck as he unjams it

U get a SPAM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I press the SPAM button and insert a card sayin SPAM

You get text full of info like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EV3740-67e8ÃÆÃâÃâö9t7ÃÆÃâÃâö4a563q563454ÃÆÃââââ‰â¬Å876#%$ÃÆÃââââ‰â¬Å(/%$ÃÆÃââââ‰â¬Å#&/$ÃÆÃââââ‰â¬Å%(#/$W(%)$/&=)TUsefs

 

 

 

+sgesgesrteterg'̡̮̉̉456eygdrhr675eshg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hesy56resgsdhtdsy

 

 

 

56tsehsy5675s56

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*slides a card with picture of Will Smith on it and presses the bottom with picture of an "I, Robot" DVD.

You become a robot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Presses the black button while simultaneously sliding a black phat through the slot

Your black phat is wired to my bank account, and you get nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pushes Button 'A'

 

 

 

And Slides Card 'B'

A stands for a censored word, so does B.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So there comes a female dog out of nowhere and licks your butt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses the "No Fat Morons" bottom and slides a card with picture of the fattest man in the world.*

A big fat morons buttom comes out and farts on you and you yell "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and die of the stench

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses no pokemon aloud button and slides in a card with a picture of a wobbofet on it

you hear a voice going : No pokemon N33b then suddenly a large [bleep]e comes straight out of the wall through your head, killing you instantly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I press the left trigger button and slie the blue ky

Nothing interesting happens, because the machine has no idea what you're doing, as "slie the blue ky" doesn't make any sense at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Presses the bottom that says "Get your pok̮̩̉̉mon super-strong. Don't push that bottom it's a scam." and slides my pok̮̩̉̉Card that I can use to send out all my pok̮̩̉̉mon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have perhaps more than 150 pok̮̩̉̉mon, took me nearly 9 years to catch. So this would be nightmare if all my pok̮̩̉̉mon were stolen.

You took the wrong card and your pokemon all die..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Presses the shiny button and slides a photo of a bronze dagger.. :shock:

a noob fall from the sky missed you by about an inch and the bronze dagger he was holding and it goes through his brain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you press the santa hat buttom and slide in your bank card

you get a santa hat then as soon as you get it it is teleported to my bank :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses silver button and slides in a card with the picture of a groudon on it and i send out my kyogre to protect me

5 Rayquazas come out of nowhere and kill your Kyogre along with your new-born Groudon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses the card that has the Team Aqua symbol on it and slides my Team Magma ID*

team aqua kills you, team aqua rules (im part of it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses anti rayquaza button and slides my anti rayquaza card with my kyogre and groudon to protect me

You're forgetting about the al-mighty Deoxys which kills them both.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So you're from the same team as my rivals then? :shock: BTW, you can't become Team Aqua aggent in any games so you must be from the real pok̮̩̉̉mon world like me, so what's your main team? I have none because I have a card that will automaticly take pok̮̩̉̉mon from Bill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Presses the bottom with a word that isn't allowed on these forums, because it's probably the most abused word while swearing and slides a card that says "No Punks, that includes you stupid machine."*

the machine says watchoo talkin bout fool? and shoots feral rabbits out at you who visiously tear you apart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pushes blue button and slides in a credit card i stole from a bowl of soup named sloovle.

sloove the bowl of soup comes out and sings 'cambells chicken noodle souo, possibilities' and you die of annoyance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses the button with a picture of every pastry on it and slides a card that says 'Gogogopie is the Pastry Lord'*

You fail to notice the sign "No lords allowed" so the security guards arrest you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses the bottom that says "Lord Of The Rings Haters only, we don't want your Lord Of The Rings Garbage." and slides my "Lord of the Rings: The return of the king" DVD.*

you die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses "no pokemon allowed" button and slides my pokemon pinball game

A giant pokemon appears and kills you, then Gandalf the White comes with Aragorn and kills that pokemon because Lord of the Rings owns pokemon infinite times, but it were too late and you are dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Press the Illuminati buttom and slides a card saying "et in acadia ego".

the door opens and you run out but end up in another room perfectly identical

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pushes the :thumbsup: and slides in the :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

now who won? :thumbsup: