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Ahh, Mr.S the science teacher. Last year, he would let us all out late if Brandon was talking. Our school has a 5 minute passing time between classes. Once he let us out 6 munutes late. Lucky me, I had gym after science where we have 5 minutes to change after passing time. Then there was Ms.S the reading teacher the year before. She would tell us stories about how she used to eat mercury. She kept on talking about how Irish she was. I had listened to 16 minutes of an Irish learning tape and I spoke more than her. Then there was Mr.B in 5th grade. He kept me after class to talk to me for some reason, which made me late for my next class. When I asked him to let me out on time for my next class, he gave me a detention. Once, I cought him "playing chess" with the student teacher. He told the behavioral manager that I was stealing candy, and I had to go to the school psycologist because he said that I was plotting to kill him. Then there was my Spanish teacher from K-3 grades. She would give us pop quizes, where she would give us mountain dew afterwords. Even to the kindergardeners. Finally, my kindergarden teacher. We were doing the play rumpelstiltskin, and we had to cut out the characters from a sheet of paper. I accidently cut the head off of the character played by karlyjn, and the teacher thought I was planning to cut off karlyjn's head. I got several detentions for that. More later, if I can think of more.

I do MY quests for good spelling and grammer. Seriously.

Buy a moped. \

Ftw, I am American, and getting out of here asap (9 more years ) I use metric and it really bugs people. "How much do you weigh?" "about 50" "?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I once switched a road sign with one I made. It was switched back the next morning \ .

You ALL suck. I'M right!!!! [/radical christians] You can't believe anything just because it's in a book. It's all about fear. If you fear that you are going to hell if you don't believe in a guy up in a place we can't get to who talks to people using burning shrubbery, then you will believe in all of the above. This reminds me of a thing I found a few days ago. Right about here

nedm /\ /\ :D not even doom music

I once asked my friends moms (yes, plural) "Whats a (derogitory term for homosexual female)?"

I'm a monster :twisted:

I got 4 baby teeth pulled, then the weirdo docter guy took a drill and drilled out the adult teeth from inside the gum. Not lying. I can go get the drilled teeth if you wanna see. :thumbsup:

When I was 3, and home alone, i was jumping on my trampoline (I had one of those mini tramps that go inside) I was wearing my socks #-o . I slipped and hit my jaw on the fireplace mantle. My jaw on the left side shattered. My face slipped, so that my chin was where my left cheek was supposed to be, and my forehead was where my right cheek was supposed to be. I passed out for some reason. I don't know when my parents got home. A few days ago I learned that the opperation cost... $alot. :oops: at least I can still feel where my jaw turnes from bone to plastic!

Year in, year to go. \ :D +#

You know the bronze dragons and the other kinds? how 'bout a dragon dragon \

'03 Bonnie & Clyde - Jay-z and Beyonc̮̩̉̉ Best. Song. Ever. Most underrated also.

I was in 3rd grade at the time. I was watching TV at the time. "Welcome back to ... We interupt this program for..." This was 1 hour before school started. They canceled school. My mom's friend was in there. (she was lucky. she only got paralasys)

10 is too young for love. 13 is just right. grace is soo hot. :3>

I 2-hit my good buddy the good old chaos-y... and grab the p-hat and the bronze dagger that my buddy dropped and start a parade.

Banned for using incorrect spelling.

Kinda true... (in game) Tpum has full rune and 500k+

Jagex is giving them too much by even letting them play. Why should they beg for more?

because orange party hats are orange. Why do I have 4 feet and no hands?

/\ All your base are belong to me < teh haxxors \/ cries when watching titanic

100 years, in-a my pants. quite a long time, eh?

No, 591 is for me!

This sounds like a wonderful idea \ too bad I can't come I have to go to a rl party, then sleepy time.

I have 11 in my name because I was born in 1911. *takes out dentures* Naw, just kidding. I let my brother chose my name, and he chose his initals, than his age. Thus, Jrr is 11