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Why did that cow just step on my foot?

I choked on a peep once (For future refrence, if you get heimliched whel choking on a peep, peep juice gets everywhere) (also, peep juice is hard to get out of carpet.)

Reminds me of the presidents torture bill... How could anybody do this to another person?

Stare at her "Assets" That got me my girlfriend. :P

There's too much of a culture of personality in USA. "OMG HES THE PRESIDENT EVERY PICTURE ABOUT HIM THAT PORTRAYS HIM IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT WILL BE ARRESTED OMG TOO EXCITED TO MAKE ANY SENSE" I am sooo getting out of here when I am 18. At least I live in a Blue state for now.

I use good grammer (most of the time) so I get flamed. around 30

Your my best friend already! :D :D :mrgreen: :D

On topic then. I wish we could all get along, and that people with hatefull views would not have to change them, but just keep their views to themself and be civil (A-HEM)

I have a cute dog, I don't know if that counts.

Southern fried chicken Doughnuts. Or, go to the Minn state fair. Everything is better on a stick!

My wrists are the biggest around in my grade. They're huge.

Here, it snowed all day, but none of it stuck. Up north a bit from here, it snowed 11 inches :shock:

The nearest steep hill is near a house, and sometimes the house owner lets us use a hose to hose down the hill in the winter. We go down all sorts of ways. One creative way we have found is to go nude, sliding on our clothes. This is really fun in the night during the northern lights.

Not really crazy, but still hilarous. I had a really short teacher in 6th grade, who was about 4"3'. She had a computer chair that she sat on during class. During passing time, when she stood in the hall, some bad kids (i.e. me) would make her chair go as high as it could go. It was sooo funny. Some crazier ones involve saying swear words in this one teachers classroom, because he is almost deaf. We have a contest to see who can say words the loudest before getting cought. Then, when we have computer class, the teacher can see whatever we are doing in class when class is out, using the history, so a fun thing to do is to when a person is not at their deskm, to set their browser to some horrible "Innapropriate" site, and set the desktop to a picture we see there. Nobody gets in trouble for it, because there is no way for the teacher to know who did it.

alarm clock

Call me ignorant, but I don't get it.

OMAGERAWEG THWOINGASD OMGEAWG BASEBALLAEGV AERF OMGAEGAEF DASFOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :roll:

I wish I had a girlfriend I could make out with and have my parents think I was having unprotected sex with.:( (my current one is lame)

I started in 2004. (I can't remember when in 2004. My school friend introduced it to me in that grade, and thats all i remember. I own everyone who posted in front of me.

I hate the commercials where they directly say that their competetors are worse than them. Take the Mac ads for example. "I'm a Mac" "And I'm a PC" "You suck, PC." Head-on doesn't really work. I tried it about 50 times, and none of the times did it work.

Science=Religion+1 Did you know that there are 2 creation stories in the bible? SO, if people take the bible as fact, then they say they believe 2 different things!

Rawhide. When you dip it in water, it expands. When it dries out, it shrinks. EDIT: Oops, wrong puzzle. #-o

I had to read Children of the River in 8th grade. Swearing plox?

I took some pills this morning. Tylanol can do wonders for aches and pains

TWINS OMG TWINS WILL PWN JOO