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Roflwat, you posted? Three.

Having been to a former soviet bloc nation for a while myself, I know what you mean. It's almost crazy.

No flash on 64bit Linux = Fail. :wall:

Shark-eating.

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Real men have long hair =D> That's a guy? No offense, but until someone said that, I didn't know either.

Ten nao.

A classic Rammstein song, Amerika. The music video > Everything.

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Quotepasta.

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I know someone that has been blind almost his entire life, due to some disease that the doctors didn't notice soon enough. His eyes hurt him so badly (He was only a few months old) so they had to be cut out. He uses the computer; however he isn't interested in the internet at all. He has a braille screen and keyboard, as well as a speech synthesizer. He's very good with his hands, he can type quite fast. So yeah, blind people use computers, but I have yet to meet a blind person that uses the internet. It also makes me appreciate the fact that I can see.

I still don't get how people get away with bringing vodka or something like that to school. You would think at least the smell would tip someone off (which is why I never tried it)...I could probably do it though, considering I always have a water bottle with me (been carrying one almost every day to school since like 7th grade). Vodka is odorless... Vodka is definitely not odorless, let me tell you.

10/10 in forum games EVERYWHERE

Black fonts really show up good on TIFblack, let me tell you. Two.

I tried, but I don't have any fonts like that. :wall:

Banned for banning me after I banned you.

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A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to

Banned because... I want to.

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Took a break from PHP, but now I should be back again. I'm hoping to finish my login script, I got so pissed at it that it caused said break. Anyway, I know what's wrong with it now, so it should work.

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements