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Well, I can't tell if it's a troll or genuine stupidity. Especially since I haven't seen other posts from him. @Iamdan *raises hand, or not* Worst mood killer ever.

Please get a proper grasp of English syntax. Please just do it. Then we'll read your posts. This isn't elitism. It's just that your post lacks any punctuation, which is inexcusable on a forum. I doubt you'd pass any English course.

I have that happen in my foot from time to time. It just seizes up, hurts like hell, and is impossible to move during that time. No idea why either.

Just because she loves omelettes does not mean you have to as well. Don't try to be exactly like her. That's boring and fake. Differences are often what make relationships interesting. And something as trivial as food preferences certainly won't make or break a relationship anyway. Besides, if you don't like omelettes and she knows that, then it will feel extra special if you go out of your way to take her to a great omelette place or make her an omelette, etc. Plus if she insults, criticises or just doesn't like your opinions/attitudes/likes you should move on elsewhere. Basically, just be yourself and let things happen naturally. Don't force across a persona which isn't completely you. I actually don't like being with submissive girls that just agree with me. That's what I have friends for. I find it really attractive when a girl calls me on my crap, fights with me, argues with me over stupid things, and hates what I love. Is that really so strange? @Thread: great. you chased away an attractive girl from a relationship thread on a runescape fansite. WAY TO GO Honestly, if she was having issues dealing with us because we disagreed with her, well, I'm not sure what to tell you. And some of us don't care that this is an RS fansite anymore. Anyway, I've started working out, which should help with being more attractive, no? And as for your masochism fetish as I'd call it, that's alright. Maybe it turns you on, which I say is fine. Different strokes for different folks and all. EDIT: 4000'th post.

If only somewhere was open at 10:30PM that I could buy pringles...

The name does ring a bell. As do a bunch of names here.

That case was held in a goddamn kangaroo court. Seriously, he was compared to a child molester by the judge even though no children were harmed or involved in said manga, and then there's the whole "lacks literary value" argument. Well, Jersey Shore doesn't have literary value, and yet you don't see them arresting people for watching it. That case was a farce. Granted his sentence was reduced, but due to a faulty court system and cultural BS, his life is essentially ruined. Nice job jury. I personally think as long as it isn't real child porn, and you just keep it to yourself, what's it hurting? Lolicon isn't necessarily bad, and in some cases it might actually curb someone from actually making child porn, although that argument is for another time. My problem as an admin currently is more legal issues with the forum and the such. Ah. I was mainly answering the link you posted, but that's understandable in any case.

That case was held in a goddamn kangaroo court. Seriously, he was compared to a child molester by the judge even though no children were harmed or involved in said manga, and then there's the whole "lacks literary value" argument. Well, Jersey Shore doesn't have literary value, and yet you don't see them arresting people for watching it. That case was a farce. Granted his sentence was reduced, but due to a faulty court system and cultural BS, his life is essentially ruined. Nice job jury. I personally think as long as it isn't real child porn, and you just keep it to yourself, what's it hurting? Lolicon isn't necessarily bad, and in some cases it might actually curb someone from actually making child porn, although that argument is for another time.

We're jerks because we disagree with you?

you're all kids IMO. 18 isn't very mature. and fictious? you wanna see the scars on my body from being beaten by my mother? or how about the police records where i ran away 3 times? or how about the hospital records from 3 suicide attempts? lol. i know what i'm talking about. haters gon' hate. done with this convo; can take my advice or leave it. fact is im the only one here whos been in a situation like this girl. and mine was worse. and i dealt with it. if she cant, shes a pansy. last post here. You tried to escape from your mother a grand total of six times. You ran away like some hypocrite instead of facing your issues like you claim to do. And trying to commit suicide three times? Either you couldn't get it right, or you're terrible at this. Stop trolling. You're a hypocrite through and through. "Oh, suck it up" you said? Well, you apparently did not six times, meaning you're as I said before, or a liar. Take your pick. Also, age isn't a measure of maturity. But anyway, let's get back on topic. I'd rather not derail the thread further.

kid, don't call me wrong unless you've been in that situation which i have. she can suck it up and move out like i did or she can deal with it. any "problem solving" such as talking it out will make it worse. gf. You know, you really are an arrogant b***h. And I don't think we have the entire story yet, down to the entire backstory, so I really can't say what to do to fix this. And IIRC, Giordano is legally an adult, so don't call anyone a kid if they aren't. Problem solving can work, it's just difficult to really pull off correctly, as from what we've heard, TTan's girlfriend's parents aren't open to listen to reason. The odds of it working are bad enough to where it might make things worse.

No one is really arguing the pedophile is innocent, although I haven't looked at this thread lately for the past six pages, so quote some posts supporting your claims. And I can tell you that none of the mods are pedophiles. And backseat modding is really dumb, don't do it. No one likes it, I don't anyway. Still, considering the parent had all those jobs to support herself and her daughter, she might not have had much time to keep abreast of matters, so I wouldn't lay too much blame, even though she should have at least taught her daughter that that kind of scenario is just wrong. As for the perpetrator, he'll be found guilty more likely than not. I'm not going to comment on the girl, as she clearly had no idea what was going on was wrong, so she was essentially manipulated. Still doesn't change the fact she went along with it the second and third times. Granted, she shouldn't be charged with anything, but she needs to have her internet access taken away until she learns that this kind of nonsense should never happen.

That is seriously a dead horse trope. It's been beaten to death. Anyways, time for calculus shenanigans.

8/10 oldie but goodie.

8/10

And I don't want to hear it from either of you two. Some of us are just so cosmically unlucky that every opportunity we get is subverted in the most spectacularly bad way possible. These mishaps are far and beyond any semblance of my control. I'm an awesome guy, just terribly unlucky.

That just raised this game's coolness level to astronomical. Stay classy Deadpool. Even going so far as to hit them with his own healthbar.

And in a similar vein, 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. If you can find a copy on their next print run of the game, mind. Amazing little game.

Lately I've actually had to make a changed to a mixed Randorosu. I kinda grew sick of Nattorei and Skarm, so I roasted both of them. Still doing SD/Earthquake/HP Fire/U-turn And a primer: Just realised how amazing Dig Empoleon is. Think about it. Empoleon's only problem is that it can't hit steel types for super effective damage. Sure, Hydro Pump does more than enough damage BUT it has shaky accuracy. 80% is not acceptable, resulting in a miss every couple of turns (some which could be crucial). You look through his moveset and see Surf (HMs are for [bleep]s), Ice Beam, Grass Knot, Flash Cannon (All walled by Steel types), Drill Peck and Aqua Jet (Still walled). Then you see Dig. Sweet jesus. Dig is a faultless move, making Empoleon the greatest sweeper/staller in the metagame. Why Dig over Earthquake, you ask? Well for one, the power difference is negligible. 20 BP is nothing. It's the same deal with Draco Meteor versus Outrage. Why do people use Outrage over Draco Meteor even though it lacks 20BP? Because nobody gives a [cabbage]. And with the other benefits Dig brings to the table, you can afford the drop. Secondly, Earthquake doesn't allow you to escape dungeons. Dig does and in a fashionable way. That should be reason enough for you to use Dig > Anything else. If you're still not convinced, then consider this you narrow minded fools. Dig not only heavily cripples any steel types looking to ruin your fun, but when coupled with Leftovers allows you to regain 1/8 of your health everytime you dig. That's right, I'm not making this [cabbage] up. 1/8 is almost double the amount Leftovers gives you in one turn but instead gives it to you in two invulnerable turns, effectively allowing you to PP stall like a [bleep]. Why invulnerable, you ponder? Well, when Empoleon digs, the Opponent will switch. No one that is even slightly competent at competitive battling keeps their pokemon in on a 80BP Ground move off a tremendous 86 (!) Atk. That can almost 2HKO Heatran with no investment. Again, I'm not making this up. And if they switch a flying/levitating pokemon in? No worries, just DIG again, regaining your health over the meagre amount of 8 turns and laughing like a boss in their faces. And if they stay in to attack you? No worries! Empoleon's gargantuan defences (84/88/101) means [cabbage] will get real, absorbing even banded Close Combats and banded Lightning Strikes (if my calculations are correct; and they often are) while regenerating health at tremendous pace. Now I know, you're thinking "BUT DIG ONLY HAZ 16PP!!". Here's the second part of my proposition; use multiple Empoleons. Just forget to tick Species Clause when challenging someone and voila! It's foolproof. 6 x Empoleons equals 96 PP, which more than ample to stall out your opponent's best moves. This is even before we factor in DIVE, resulting in 192 turns of frustration for your opponent. You can even wait a whole minute (or two) before making a move to increase the annoyance factor, resulting in easy wins and even easier satisfaction. I can attest to this, as my team (titled [bleep] Global Warming) has peaked higher than #1 on the prestigious PokemonBattleCentre server on Pokemon Online while also narrowly beating my cousin Brad's team. And Brad is good. Very, very good. So why has no one discovered DigPoleon (I have coined this, credit goes to me if you use it) in previous gens? Why has Empoleon always been labelled as mediocre and not worthy of OU status? Well, ladies and gentlemen, the reason is that the people who have discovered DigPoleon have been too scared to unleash it on the unsuspecting competitive battling scene. It would topple the metagame, turn the tiers upside down and set fire to all the cartridges around the world. This combination is so [bleep]ing scary that you don't even need any EV or IV investment on Empoleon for it to work. Sassy nature is required though, because everyone knows you need sass and only sass to succeed in Pokemon. I am delivering this news now so some of you can enjoy winning with ease before it gets swiftly banned in the next round of Suspect Voting. But if you play Ubers, you can enjoy DigPoleon forever. Enjoy stalling out Zekroms and Mewtwos while Pimpoleon stands there digging and being a boss, just remember who brought you that immense feeling of joy and self satisfaction. In conclusion, here is the set in all of its pimpin' glory: DigPoleon @ Leftovers Sassy, Dig ----/Dive ---- ----

Humanity as a whole fits the "glass cannon" trope perfectly. We really are weak compared to most other species, we'd outright lose to stuff like bears, lions, etc.. Yet we can make weapons that would turn this entire planet into a smoldering crater. Lots of power, but little defense overall.

You're fourteen, get out. Since the lazy ass mods refuse to ban me or mod my account, I'll be at zybez, where the people out of diapers isn't a small minority Good. No one cares. I sure don't. Your personality is gratingly bad anyways. There is nothing redeeming about you. And stop using such terrible comparisons. I'm certain at least 99% of people posting here are out of diapers. Even your comparison failed, and Zybez is no better, I can tell you that much. Honestly, all I can really do to this is a reaction: [hide=reaction image][/hide]

OMFG BLAKE IS JEALOUS :lol: Today, I learned about a saluting, smoking, bear drinking beer named Wojtek. Fixed. Been spending most of today playing Mass Effect. How did I miss this series for so long?

Are you old enough to gamble? 18, so not at casinos. Do you ever place any bets? If so, what on? I've placed bets on NASCAR races before when I was up at my grandparent's. I usually come out even. How often do you risk money? Once in a blue moon. What's the most you've ever won/lost? $500 from a lottery ticket. Is it a hobby/game or are you addicted? It's just a game. Do you do the lottery? On occasion

Throw grenade, get UAV/Airstrike. Provided you live long enough to throw it, it becomes a cluster[bleep] after a bit.