Goonstalf

danke

I like my women like I like Bonez899, really nice smelling. Fruit bats.

I love you for knitting me that cat warmer.

Is one hot mama.

/\ wut < Is watching a movie with subtitles, but isn't paying attention and reading everything so has no idea what's going on in the movie. \/ Is a cat burglar.

A vintage Chex Quest CD.

Back in my day missing an episode of Robot Wars was punishable by death.

That son of a [bleep] Donkey Kong is likely to pick you up and throw you for no reason. Its not smart to forget apostrophes because...

I hate you for not already being subscribed to TBM's youtube channel and not following his blog religuously.

I am the king of my computer chair.

*Throws floppy discs at Star*

I'm better than you because I play Sega Genesis.

Bolo warfare. Favorite mollusca?

Evil chicken, he's seems like a pretty cool guy. Would you rather spend a year living on a submarine, or inside a cave?

Squishy.

Hah! I don't own a couch. TPUM likes their steak rare.

Couches. Danimals.

TORTATPAM is that he only owns 1 sock.

Wear it as a hat. A spark plug.

The wall's shoe is untied. 54 HP

540

Banned for being made of candy.

no u

I prefer Krazy Taco.