So about a half hour ago my suitemate decides to microwave some mac n cheese for a late night snack. Thing is, he didn't put any water in the cup. Smoke starts bellowing out of the microwave, and the dummy opens the microwave door and starts fanning the smoke away from the fire alarm. I rushed to open all the windows of our dorm, but it wasn't long before the fire alarms in our room start going off. I close the microwave door to prevent any more smoke from coming out, unplug it, and take it to an open window before opening it again. So the campus police show up, but of course my suitemate had fled the scene of the crime by that point, so I had to deal with them. "It wasn't my fault, I swear!". Now our room smells like burnt cheese. I don't know if I'll have to rewash all of my clean laundry again because it smells. We'll probably keep the windows open all night, so our room's going to be freezing cold. Overall, an interesting Monday night, but I would much rather have had an uneventful one.