Ah c'mon, this thread is entertaining, and we're exercising our brains by discussing how we can harness the power of this impossible but hilarious form of free energy. My next theory to provide the world with infinite and clean power: Power plants generally use different methods to create heat, then steam, and use that to spin a turbine, right? This ranges from nuclear fission to burning coal. Well, with nuclear power you have to get rid of the used uranium rods somehow, and coal power generates a lot of pollution, and everything in between has their problems. Well, what's the problem with slapping a buttered cat at the end of a turbine? I mean, other than dealing with PETA for skewering cats, but...