nine naked men

drinking milk past its use by date not a metaphor really dont do it

put mousetraps in kitchen, all around fridges, cabinets w/food inside, food preparation areas. lots of mousetraps, a ridiculous amount. buy a park, fence it off with really high walls. lure her there every morning under false pretenses. lock her in. tell her that in this park there are stray cats with meals tied to their backs with twine and duct tape. she catches the cats she can eat the food. after 1.5 hours have passed, let her out. the food she brings out w/her is all she is allowed to eat for the rest of the day. she is not to be allowed in until the same time the next day. repeat. you're welcome

me 2 .o/ (me raising my hand in agreement like in pirate movies)

if yr idea of fun on the internet is building a pyramid collaboratively go buy minecraft or something

well yeah, pretty much i hope you can puzzle it out sometime soon as well feel free to pm me if you need a hand

you either massively misunderstand women or you massively misunderstand the purpose of a car

as far as anyone in the show knows, the stark line is done. any children sansa has by tyrion (ick) will be lannisters. im guessing there wont be another northern family as big as the starks, the boltons might come out strongest but i dont think anyone will want to be buddy buddy w/roose after his role in the red wedding. the other houses will probably just hang out in the north from now on, becoming like the iron isles. a bit of a joke. a reminder that the boltons and the starks were pretty big rivals in the past, so it's kinda funny that roose becomes one of robb's most trusted lieutenants.

i don't see how the second one is annoying either (misspelling of beautiful aside i guess). i'd rather people go to the gym to better themselves than to look like anne hathaway or w/e. i mean it should probably be something like "don't let the media tell you what yr body is supposed to look like. do what you want but of course realise that being overweight comes w/health issues and stuff and you generally feel a lot radder when yr fit and in shape" but that doesn't fit on a pithy macro it kinda goes too far in the opposite direction but idk if that's that bad at this stage in time

if yr talking about australia post i'm pretty sure they only need to pay up to like $100 in recompense unless you buy insurance for the package

i think this is the best possible outcome for everyone involved now lets take this as a sign to never do this again

uggggh, that was worth the years of wait.

for every one who's seen the new star trek: is there a line in the movie that's like "we must embark on a star trek... into darkness" because if there is im probably going to have to go and see it but i'd honestly rather not basically i am a fan of movies that awkwardly shoehorn their titles into dialogue

and that homeless man... was albert einstein

just found out today that boardwalk empire is not actually entourage feeling conflicted

the post so nice he makes it twice

i mean its sad either way its just in one of the ways i get to call someone dumb. e- i just really want to establish that i DID NOT GET "TROLLED" OKAY that would tank my street cred

sorry dude, lying about the entire baseline of a relationship isnt comparable to anything about haircuts. also try not to drag gay marriage through the mud when you make yr dumb posts. and if one of your main arguments against yr detractors is "guess you guys are just jealous ha ha" then you should probably reconsider yr stance. it just demonstrates a basic lack of empathy.

they trust him... to DIE ha ha sorry guys just been watching a little goldfinger and got a bit too into it. james bond man what a joker. and the little dude with the hat, classic

not the actual plot, i just felt the overall themes didnt mesh w/what was demonstrated in the previous films and its commendable messages came across as kind of... i dunno, clunky. also the whole "haha this government funded hitman just threatened a room full of innocent people based on faulty intel how wacky" was kinda eh looking back i guess a lot of people didnt really get the movie

iron man 3 - leagues better than the pile of shit that was iron man 2, reasonably better than iron man. lot funnier too. pretty decent ish action scenes. some of it was even not predictable which is a first for most superhero movies. he straight up kills a bunch of dudes in it too which is kind of rare. the plot bullets got kind of obnoxious though. its nice the avengers film was kinda continuous. i still think the whole after credits scenes are the dumbest thing moviemakers have ever thought up, though. ben kingsley as usual, so good. don cheadle is still pretty great too. also the whole anxiety attacks thing was kind of obnoxious though it does seem very politically confused i guess is how i would put it

grrm only writes one episode a season, and it was indeed episode 7. next ones back to benioff and weiss

man, that's classic paul

"you wanna know how i got these scars? by being real dang angry on an internet forum" *wheezes, takes puff on inhaler*

Is this at me? no, at langzor you got me, i was trying to pass off my opinion of an ultimately subjective concept as fact

Meh, I was shutting down my computer and I though "I should post something to tif" but I had nothing interesting to post. This Friday is our senior year's skip day, so a bunch of us are going camping. Should be a fun time as long as it doesn't rain, the last few years it was just one big party. i warned you and now youve made y_guys list hes going to silently judge every post you make from now on. i hope yr happy.