nine naked men

the necessities of moderating or having once moderated a runescape internet forum

*vomit encrusted hand reaches out from under giant pile of empty goon boxes* turn... back...

sorry dude but that bit was hilarious

yr first time having sex will probably be rubbish, best get it out of the way early but if you dont thats cool too

getting mad psyched over the new arrested development season woo

in spite of all the awful shit that's happened to her, she's still in some ways a spoiled child. going from the wonderful swordswallower extraordinaire to cut imp gross imp lannister would suck, regardless of how nice he acts. joffrey acted nice too, at first

wow, look at this sissy that can't cover a basketball with his own blood

i would be his friend and we would pose seductively next to our beverages for ever

Is it bad my first reaction was "attention [bleep]"? Yes. no. Some girls unfortunately do say these things strictly for the attention or "advantage". Some girls really suffer. My latest crazy claimed to have been raped twice when I first started talking to her, so I was real sensitive about it. But then she told me she got raped again last weekend with a smile on her face and assured me "it was cool, I'm used to it". Which is wildly inappropriate. I figure what really happened was she got a little too not-sober and had sex with someone who she regretted having sex with the next morning. And then cried rape to gain pity and support in finding a new thing to have sex with. But then, my girl's a psycho. Not all girls are psychos. "i have established that this anecdote i've told isn't the norm for all other women but it's still cool to call women [bleep] if they confess something personal to you based on literally nothing"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIgu3BQS7w

listening to my music at 1.5x speed it's like i just doubled my potential musical listening horizons with a press of a button. maybe i could even listen to them at... 0.5x speed???? madness

so uh whats the over under on my whole reign of despair thing

i dont `get` forum games i hope the moderators slowly and deliberately demolish every thread in that subforum, for i will relish in the misery of its frequent posters. there will come a time when there is only one paltry thread, filled with scared and angry and confused people. and i will enter it and i will drink up all their sorrows and rage and i will be content

but can playing into an awful outdated internet meme truly be considered breaking a combo jk lol over ninethousanded

the thing is DRM from steam comes w/a whole bunch of benefits, xbox 1's DRM less so

So... a computer? wow can someone please ban this palooka for trolling

that dog is going to die and it will be this game's 'omgsotragic' moment

i for one am glad somebody has finally come up with a device where i can listen to music, watch videos, play games and use skype all at the same time if I so chose people are getting more creative every day

well okay then so what constitutes "remaining vigilant", and where are some statistics to show that "remaining vigilant" would prevent a majority of rapes because that sounds like bullshit. i also disagree that that's the only thing that can be down. at the orientation day for first year students at my uni, women were given a talk kinda thing on you know, not to drink too much, stick with friends, etc, when you go to parties. the men didn't get any kind of talks on not taking advantage of drunk people, making sure you definitely have consent, generally not to be a shitbag. saying there's literally nothing else that can be done is ridiculous. there's a whole bunch of stuff that can be done to improve society's views on rape as a whole. @giordano - literally google "effects of rape" it's not difficult @obfuscator - the analogy is rubbish because a rape and a scam aren't comparable. the former is initiated entirely by one party, the other isn't. not to mention the insensitivity of comparing a traumatic event to useless videogame pixels.

think of my opinions as namco's popular title katamari damacy

yo ginger was just trying to throw you a lifeline because it's really embarrassing watching somebody being unable to engage in serious discussion unless they can compare it to a videogame

gonna buy this new xbox so i can talk to it and escape the crippling loneliness of my miserable existence i guess ill also play videogames on it or smth

wow looks like the creator of plenty of fish is a massive homophobe if horny men want to talk to horny men while pretending to be horny women why is that any of his business. this is just another example of the government interfering in the lives of hard working americans. us horny men of the world should start a class action lawsuit against this "markyus" person

i've been warned for every post i've ever made. all the warnings say "stop posting" but i ain't gonna let `the man` push me around

i'm counting miniseries as movies cuz there's nowhere else to put them and i'm a rebel baller yo in the flesh - zombies series where the zombies come back to life and have to reintegrate into society and junk. won't win any awards or anything but it's pretty good. the thing that really stood out was perhaps the most hilariously literal implementation of a metaphor i've ever seen. fwiw i do hope there's a second series because dang there's a whole bunch of plot threads to follow up on. [spoiler=Spoilers for BBC's In The Flesh if anyone cares about that]so a guy kills his zombie son thinking he was an impostor and the real one will come back to life and his wife founds out and starts slashing at him w/a knife and hits him across the palms and stuff and is then restrained. and then the dad looks at his hands and was like 'OH NO I KILLED MY ACTUAL SON' and holy shit i nearly died laughing.