nine naked men

hat

I heard that it breathes slightly when it thinks you aren't looking and is ever so slightly moist to the touch. Its warmth is not of some mechanical object running well, but a biological heat, accompanied by soft gurgles and almost silent growls when you insert a game bought secondhand.

burn the vatican to the ground

i hope you didn't because that would be a pretty lame joke and wouldn't even work that well like if it was in text chat it'd be overly obvious and too tryhard, but in real life it wouldn't even be a joke unless you like elbowed her in the ribs and was like "GET IT GET IT?" source: i have used that joke in real life several times and it's never worked (like 8 times)

12 minutes of Dark Souls 2 gameplay. Lookin' good.

or sentient goat man

i live near a guy who owns a literal cow farm and he would be milking this less than you are now jesus christ

well continuously posting vaguely about it on an internet forum is definitely in the top 3 ways

i think we need to ban posters who use shitty strawman arguments that were played out last year

take it to facebook, homes

i don't want rpg to feel bad for being entirely self-sabotaging so i thought i'd help share the load a little.

call her back rpg don't let her go

It is now after Easter, so all the chocolate eggs are really cheap. I'm prepared to zero out my gym gains for the next week or so.

Finished Sleeping Dogs. Pretty enjoyable, though really really easy. I think it's the only GTA-like where I found myself driving all smooth like and waiting just before I hit an objective to see if my passenger had any more dialogue, that's how much I liked the story. I dunno if I'll buy any DLC though, the mission packs I'm seeing on steam look pretty goofy.

The Chrome update I just downloaded made all the tabs in the right-click menu slightly larger and it's really messed up my muscle memory. I keep opening links in new windows instead of new tabs.

i don't want to alarm anyone... but i think he may be making... ajoke. By way of being faucteious

I had this when going from a smith machine to free benching, it eventually went away after my form improved, I guess. Depends on the kind of pain, too, if it's lingering after you finish your sets you should probably see a doctor, but if it's just while you're exercising, I dunno you should probably see a doctor any way but it might not be anything more than exertion or something. Probably leave off doing those for a while, ice the area, etc.

Then you're sitting on a goldmine of TLC show appearances. "tomorr w after hony boo boo here's a man who likes to [bleep] a bus, what the heck right??/" In other news my childhood crush died yesterday RIP margaret thatcher.

The fact that my self published book of pick up lines seems to have made it all the way to the Americas. "I can tell you were once in the military *winking face*"

The today thread is not your dream journal

i know you guys don't want to seem pretentious by namedropping me but just know that you're all welcome

Both forms of advice have been ultimately pointless so it doesn't really matter what kind of opinion you offer. He's going to keep posting in the official stove advice thread saying "ha ha i know you guys warned me about touching hot plates and I definitely took it all to heart and I realise touching hot stoves is generally inadvisable in the long run but long story short i now have no skin on my right hand either"

it's spelled fascist yo

MOBAs and MMOFPSs come to mind.

I had a gamecube emulator but whenever I tried to play Melee or Mario Party our games desynced, it was really annoying.