dragoonson

The machine doesn't care. The machine inserts Veltia for me...

He who?What movie?Jay Chou in the Curse of the Golden Flower?Because he commited suicide. The letter "A" can also be used as a word,see?

Its flat,how else could The Black Pearl find Jack? The Sun is a star

You fart,you may have soiled yourself butt are too embarrassed to check I push the fart button(As seen on web-ads)

[hide]Is that your statement?[/hide] It is possible,you proved yourself wrong when you proved him wrong,confusing but ture Mine is...The square root of 36 is 6

Okay,it wasn't Sparrow's third movie,its the third movie of Pirates of the Carribean(also the last =() Also,I was proving him dead by essence of time,not movie-ness. ^Statement...(That was my second time making an impossible statement =))

That and that arson could put 15 strokes on my behind...Lucky for me I'm a minor and cameras showed I was innocent

Wrong,because since the years that Jack Sparrow is from is 1700's,which means he's dead.So he was a pirate. Flava0falcon failed to prove me wrong because he misread I wrote Jordin Sparks Blake Hah,prove that wrong now. Statement:The winner of American Idol season 7 has the letter "A" in his/her full name.

And what about my 1337ness? Oh yes,a talking leg,you are correct,conman. There is a man named Poopynessbob Noobinespants

The Exorsist?If it is they died too.

Oh,spectacular. I wish flava0falcon was a mime (meaning he is silent from now on)

Only if you have the money. Why am I so comedy-obsessed?

Erm...Satan?

"Sabo"...Singlish?

3 men were sentenced to death. When the first man was about to be shot,his eyes widened,"FLOOD!!!" he shouted,lying.In the confusion,he escaped. When the second man was about to be shot,he lied too,shouting "HURRICANE!!!"He escaped in the confusion. When the third man was about to be shot,he shouted "FIRE!!!"...Idiot. __________ The Drill Demon had just begun to be well,a drill demon.In the first lunch break of his duty,he said "There are only 3 rules here,Eat up,Shut up and Hurry up!" To test his recruits' response,he asked "What the hell is the frikking second rule?" His recruits promptly answered "Shut up,Drill Demon!" ~Award winning joke =)

He pushed the gaseous button,so forget it. I push the evil button,which probably won't do much to me since I was born evil.

No,fish are wet. The winner of American Idol season 7 has the letter "A" in his/her full name.

Correct,because before dinosaurs walked on land,they were fish.Since the fish evloved into dinosaurs,and the dinosaurs evolved into monkeys who in turn evolved into humans,fish can walk like humans. Dragoonson is a hawt 1337

Full adamant,but I got rune plate body & legs with zerker for free,so it kinda cancels out...

Dragonlance Chronicles,especially the series of The War Of The Lance,that was the best ever...Since I'm so evil,I like Raistlin(evil) and Fistandantilus.Erm,the two main authors are Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weiss,I think.

The first one already does that -.- #-o

I won't prove this correct,my good friend Flava0falcon is on it now. Not capitalising the first letter of every sentence,initials,names,place,the ninth letter of the alphabet etc. is irritating

8/10...Speaking of which,a few non-capitalizations in a row up there...Or a column

BDS!!!Bronze Dagger Super poison!!!