jokemaster

middle of the road

I like big girls with round faces and long hair :oops:

my record= 68 castle wars tickets :shock:

quit simple... -updating skillz -bottkilling 100%! -looking for "good" mods

Allright I'm sorry m8 It wont happen again I promise

naughty boy :shame:

they look :ohnoes: without make-up why am I heaving trouble breathing?

don't buy a PSP buy a PS3 +much better graphics +wireless connection -expenisve? :shame:

LoL, i doubt he is making this up.... what a vile tale. Lets us all know that not everything is cute an furry even if we think it is. YOU don't believe me?? check this out:/source/http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092008,00.html/

don't worry i'll add some pics

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Dear Amy: I am a 40-year-old divorced father of 14-year-old twin sons. Recently, a new neighbor moved in next door. She is a very nice, charming and easy to get along with 30-year-old single woman whom I'll call "Martha." A problem has arisen, and I need some advice. On weekend afternoons when my sons play baseball in our back yard, Martha sunbathes topless in her back yard (always while lying on her stomach, as far as I know). The tall wooden fence between our yards provides her some privacy. However, when the boys hit a foul ball into her yard, she allows one of them to come over to retrieve it. Even though the fence is tall enough to prevent the boys from peering in at her, and even though she stays lying on her stomach whenever she is topless, the boys seem to hit more than their fair share of foul balls over the fence. This past weekend while they were retrieving a ball from her yard, Martha allowed one of the boys to apply sunscreen lotion on her back. I found her behavior inappropriate, because my boys are at the age when they notice girls, and because she doesn't always keep her arms tightly at her side when sunbathing. When I spoke to her about this, Martha said that it isn't a big deal and that the boys are perfect gentlemen. Now what do I do? Am I making a big deal out of nothing? Should I prohibit my sons from backyard baseball and make them go to the playground field a few blocks away? - Concerned Dad in Pa. Dear Concerned: The lotion spreading is not good at all. If your sons were daughters, and if your neighbor was a 30-year-old man, you would see this behavior as worse than inappropriate. You might see it as predatory. Of course "Martha" doesn't think this is a big deal. But she is in no position to judge. Your sons should not have any physical contact with your neighbor. As their dad, you should make this extremely clear to all parties, and then you should be vigilant to make sure that their contact remains nothing more than a neighborly "howdy" over the back fence. ... Dear Amy: Last winter, I bumped the car behind me while backing into a parking space. I don't believe I bumped it hard enough to damage it. Just then, the owner arrived; I think he checked the car over, and, as he drove off, he called something out to me. I should have gotten out of my car and apologized, but I didn't, and to this day, I don't know why. I think I was in a state of shock. I have never done anything like this before. I felt so bad that I didn't take responsibility at the time this happened. I am still beating myself up over this. I hope that if you print this, the driver might read it. I don't expect forgiveness; I just want him to know how sorry I am. - Seeking Closure Dear Seeking: I'll quote a friend of mine when I did something similar: "They're called 'bumpers' for a reason." If he had an opportunity to knock on your window to talk about the situation and chose not to, then you don't have a problem. The fact that the other guy drove off before you did proves that he suffered from aggravation your oppion?

-woke up at 10.20am -watched TV -washed MY car -played ps3 with my brother -smoked a cigar #-o

go,stay,live on/at/in :D monaco or else... :twisted: :D OT: don't forgot to take pics :P

"ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáEstoy perdiendo mi tiempo! Te veo luego." ty amigo :D asta la vista

banned because you don't have an avatar

be carefull :ohnoes: have a nice trip l8r.

I'm wasting my time! see you next time

top 50 sport bloopers! lmao lmao rofl rofl :D :D :D :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0N9z3xfsms *watch out for the dog* !! (#2)

nice nice 10/10 sell me a dragon shield or else.... :twisted: :) keep up the good work

Asheville ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ A couple who said they were protesting the state of the country by flying the U.S. flag upside down with signs pinned to it found themselves in jail following a scuffle with a deputy Wednesday morning. Mark and Deborah Kuhn were arrested on two counts of assault on a government employee, resisting arrest and a rarely used charge, desecrating an American flag, all misdemeanors. The Kuhns were released from custody Wednesday afternoon. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅThis is surreal,ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

good luck on your future goals! 99/99 lmao :P

woot im butters :D You're Butters! Hoodalalee! Cute and innocent, you almost always have a good time. You find pleasure in the small things, and that's good, considering you live in a piss and white-bread redneck mountain town. However, you're young-ness often puts you under everyone else's control and you have a hard time standing up for yourself. Oh, hamburgers.

a few pics 1. Shot at 2007-08-03 2. Shot at 2007-08-03 3. Shot at 2007-08-03 bridge~~info.. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Structure ID: NBI: 9340. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Location: River Mile 853.20. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ River Elevation: 725 Feet. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Highway: I-35W. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Daily Traffic Count: 140,000 (2002). ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Bridge Type: Three Span Continuous Deck Truss Bridge. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Length: 1,907 Feet, 458 Foot Longest Span. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Width: 8 Traffic Lanes, 108 Feet. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Navigation Channel Width: 390 Feet. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Height Above Water: 64 Feet. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Date Built: Opened November 1967, Failed August 1, 2007 Claim to fame: was built with a single 458 foot long steel arch to avoid putting any piers in the water to impede river navigation. This bridge features an anti-ice system. A series of PVC pipes carries a deicer fluid to outlets that are drilled into the deck of the bridge. When the temperature for ice is right, the deicer fluid is pumped onto the bridge deck. This system has proven to be successful enough that it is being installed on other bridges in Minnesota. The National Bridge Inventory contains a report on this bridge from 2003. It reports the following items: Deck Condition: Fair. Superstructure Condition: Poor. Substructure Condition: Satisfactory. Scour: Foundations determined to be stable. Bridge Railings: Meets currently acceptable standards. Structural Evaluation: Meets minimum tolerable limits to be left in place as-is. Water Adequacy Evaluation: Superior to present desirable criteria. Bridge Sufficiency Rating: 50% A University of Minnesota Civil Engineer in a report to MN-DOT recently noted that this bridge is considered to be a non-redundant structure. That is, if any one member fails, the entire bridge can collapse. A key factor is that there are only four pylons holding up the arch. Any damage to any one pylon would be catastropic. The textbook example of a non-redundant bridge is the Silver Bridge over the Ohio River. It failed shortly before Christmas in 1967 resulting in 46 deaths. A single piece of hardware failed due to a tiny manufacturing defect. But that piece was non-redundant, and the entire bridge collapsed into the icy river. Today, bridge engineers design bridges so that any single piece of the bridge can fail without causing the entire bridge to collapse. It is tragic that the I-35W bridge was built a few years too early to benefit from that lesson. NoteÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã