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love my school.. + -start at 8:44 -made new friends - -my car didn't start (first day of school) -saw a couple of fights

-armydhell gsword 90mil? - 50mil for my skillz -what should I do with the 110mil? :-w

lmfao i tought RUNECRAFTING in 8days :D anyway gratz

fight pitz + camelot

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That is an old police trick and done to avoid admitting liability. It allows the police to put the blame on the victim or at least blacken his character should the victim attempt to sue the police.

goals 1.99 prayer 2.2100 total 3.white phat

farming slayer and runecrafting

verry nice and... zomg an untrimmed herby cape :shock:

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and ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã80 penalty for 'denting' vehicle When a pedestrian was hit by a police car which mounted the pavement, it was obvious who was going to come off worse. After suffering a broken foot in the collision, however, Daniel Horne thought all the damage had been done. Until he received an ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã80 fine - for denting the vehicle. Yesterday the 28-year-old businessman told of his shock at being penalised for being hit by the marked car. Mr Horne had been walking home in June when the marked police car mounted the pavement and crushed his foot under the wheel. An apologetic officer then took him to hospital where he spent three hours being treated for his damaged foot. Mr Horne, who runs his own courier firm, was injured on his way home from a night out with friends. A flat tyre meant he and his friends were forced to pull over and leave the vehicle's warning lights flashing as they walked along a quiet village road seeking assistance. Mr Horne recalled: "Apparently somebody saw us and thought we were dumping the car and they rang the police. "I was just walking along the pavement and heard the police car siren coming behind us. "The next thing I knew was that the police car came onto the pavement to stop us. "The car hit my right leg and I fell over - with my foot being crushed under the front wheel of the patrol car. "It was agony and my foot was in a hell of a state. We explained to the police that we were innocent and they quickly found out we were telling the truth." The police driver took Daniel to hospital for treatment to his foot after the accident at Beddau, near Pontypridd, South Wales and waited with him. "The copper was very helpful and was there with me for about three hours while the doctors examined me," Mr Horne said. "My metatarsal was completely crushed and I was put in a cast. "He gave me a lift back but then told me: 'Sorry but I've got to do this to cover myself.' "I was amazed when he issued me with the ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã80 fixed penalty notice. "I was speechless when he wrote out that I ran into a police vehicle causing a dent. "It is just crazy. I was just innocently walking down the road when the car swerved in front of me to arrest us in a complete mistake. "I just can't believe that anyone would honestly think that you would run into a police car." The fine ticket reads: "You ran into the n/s [near side] front wing of a marked police vehicle causing a dent." Mr Horne, of Llanharry, South Wales, added: "It is a complete joke - who the hell would run into a police car made out of solid metal? "I was in agony with my foot broken in bits and I end up being fined for my body damaging the police car. "The doctors told me my foot is still in a terrible state. I will have a special A-cast on for another six weeks." He has been unable to work since the accident - and is planning to sue police over his injury. Daniel said: "There is no way I'm going to pay the fixed penalty fine. I've spoken to my solicitor and I'm going to fight it all the way." A South Wales Police spokeswoman said: "A fixed penalty was issued for criminal damage. "We have received a complaint from Mr Horne and are looking into it."

max hit with godsword is 85

20mil+ hp \ trying to get 90 next week :pray:

heey i saw you at the pitz yesterday im the guy with full v and def cape :P sorry bout that 10/10 =D>

drag boots Attack Bonus Stab Slash Crush Magic Range 0 0 0 -3 -1 Defence Bonus Stab Slash Crush Magic Range +16 +17 +18 0 0 Other Bonuses Strength Prayer +4 0 God swords- This is the strongest weapon ever that runescape has made it can hit up to a 85 max (with the armadyl god sword), but don't think taht this sword is way to powerful for runescape because it's so hard to get... like extrememly hard.. and it's a 2 hander to the speed of the sword i reli slow also i really doubt anyone will be pking with it since it's so high in vaule. The sword is dropped in seperate SHARDS, and they are rare drops from the level 600+ bosses and you can't fight them by yourself you must team up on them. So i doubt anyone will be willing to team up on them since it's basically anyone can get the drop and no one is going to share. The Godsword is dropped in 3 pieces. Fixing it gives the player 100 experience per two pieces joined (200 experience for the entire sword's completion) and requires 80 Smithing. The hilts can freely be added or removed with no level requirement. But what a weapon... it will be extrememly rare to see one but if you do get a print screen... below are the swords spec's and what it looks like also special attacks and a video of the sword in use! Note: The swords are non tradeable but the shards are tradeable Special attacks: o Armadyl Godsword: The Judgment. Inflicts 25% more damage. o Saradomin Godsword: Healing Blade. Inflicts normal damage, but restores half of the damage to your Hitpoints and a quarter to your Prayer. You will receive a minimum of 10 Hitpoints and 5 Prayer. o Bandos Godsword: Warstrike Attack. Causes 10% more damage and drains your opponent's combat statistics until they reach 0. Statistics are drained in the following order: Defence, Strength, Prayer, Attack, Magic, Ranged. o Zamorak Godsword: Ice Cleave. Freezes your opponent for 20 seconds

4 bidden you 2 ...

a ring of wealth doesn't increase my drops :-k

congratz woot 10/10 =D> =D>

1/10 never heard of it Alien ant farm - smooth criminal

castle wars= afroman runecrafting= smooth criminal slayer= blink182- miss you barrows= beatbox beats

tiramisu Ingredients: 6 eggs 1 cup sugar 1/4 cup rum 1/4 cup coffee liqueur 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 16 ounces Mascarpone 1 1/2 - 7 ounce packages ladyfingers 2 cups brewed strong coffee Directions: 1ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ With an electric mixer, beat the egg yolks with 1/2 cup of sugar until thick and very light, about 3 minutes. Add the rum and coffee liqueur and beat until smooth. Split the vanilla bean and scrape the seeds into the egg yolk mixture. Add the Mascarpone and cinnamon and beat until evenly combined. Reserve this mixture. 2ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ In a clean mixer bowl, beat the egg whites until frothy. With the mixer running, gradually add the remaining 1/2 cup of sugar and beat to stiff peaks. Gently fold the beaten egg whites into the reserved egg yolk mixture until evenly combined. 3ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Cover the bottom of a 9 x 13-inch pan with a single layer of ladyfingers. Brush the ladyfingers with coffee lightly. Spread half of the mascarpone filling over the ladyfingers. Repeat with another layer of ladyfinger, soaked with coffee, and mascarpone filling. 4ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãââ Sprinkle the surface of the tiramisu with unsweetened cocoa powder and chill for at least 2 hours before serving.

1.baseball practice 2.wash my car 3.play RS 4.eat some stuff

won at castle wars (zammy team)