Lenin64

Objection, your honour! I would rather say that Atheism comes when someone is tired of seeking the answer. Atheism is an answer. "There was nothing, and then there was a bang and then it was everything." Denying all kind of force behind the Universe comes very silly to me. However, I think most religions are just as silly. Many religions base upon the fact that you must believe a certain thing, but you cannot chose what to believe. [hide=Or can you? o.O]If you start believing in Father Christmas, I will give you £20. I am pretty sure that you would want that £20, but you can't force yourself into believing in something you know is not true.[/hide] Agnosticism is the way to go, and I shall sentence anyone who doesn't follow what I believe to an eternity of cold fire! :evil:[/hide] Well, that's not very Communist!

Pfft, poking. A real man would wrestle the snake into submission with his teeth.

I think the funniest part of that is the leaf blower.

Hmm, I'm going to have a problem here. Most of the time I won't have anyone to play this with, and having a bunch of instruments idle would be a bad thing. I would need to make some sort of rig...hold the drumsticks in my elbows....microphone hat....

Weapon: Lightsaber. Song: La Grange by ZZ Top. Does not fit the situation at all :D . Person: Burt Gummer from "Tremors".

When it gets there you should do a super jump punch.

And that's why they're steel ;) ANd why does everyone say they'd be inconvenient for walking through doors and such? They would fold in, probably be no wider than you are normally.

Yes, there was one, but that one sucked the [wagon]. I want to see the new one, but I just can't help but feel it might suck like the last, even though I'm sure it won't.

^Throwing knives are powerful fun and take great skill, they're not your point-and-shoot weapon. Tons of variables; throw strength, distance to target, rate of spin. The reason I sink most of mine is because I've found my "sweetspot" distance and just the right power. They're frustrating at first, but worth it.

I notice you changed your location, too. Was that as ancient as the avatar?

Wings may get in the way (unless you fold them) but just think how awesome they would be. I can picture me spreading my wings and taking off with one huge thump, the sun glinting off them, flames shooting off (especially on the downbeat) and a sunburst-type glow. I just realized how very strange that second sentence up to the comma, if taken out of context :|

Wings. Of steel, fire, and raw power. And who needs clothes to fit your wings?

Aliens and zombies aren't really paranormal. Aliens, definitely. Intelligent? Probably. Space-faring? probably only as much as we are. I have my long explanations for why, which I may type later if I feel like it (already posted them at least twice before on the last aliens topic). The universe is just too huge for other life to not have evolved. In fact, there could be some in our own solar system. Jupiter's moon Europa has water ice, and possibly a liquid water ocean beneath. Liquid water could mean life, which means aliens. Same with Saturn's moon Titan. It has a very thick methane atmosphere, and methane comes from life, possibly meaning some rather gassy life forms on the surface. And who could forget the alien found on Mars that people now think was just a rock? :P Zombies, with modern and future science, just might come about some day. And when they do, at least 9 pages worth of people will be ready. Including me.

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Ah, see, I thought you were talking about all alcohol related deaths together and calling that the millions that would be matched with marijuana.

after july 11, it will go down to 200. which is cheap for a fancy phone. if you look at the blackberry pearl, its 200 WITH the renewal of plan. without, its 350. so quit saying its over priced. And yay for knife loving! Still, a phone for $200? Why pay that much when you can a regular phone for a lot cheaper?(Don't know exact prices). All a phone is needed for is making calls.

The school doors are, for the most part, glass, though not auto-open. The only heavier ones are the door in the gym, which make up 2 or 3 entrances. True, there's equipment such as desks and such to block doors, but there's also all the merchandise in the Wal-Mart to block entrances. Pkus, while a school may be easier to bunker down in, what are you going to eat/do to keep you from going mad? Sure, there's cafeteria food, but I'm not sure how nutritious that stuff is (especially since all my school serves is chicken). And what if the outbreak occurs during the summer? No food at school then. Just saying, Wal-Mart's the way to go.

The dangers of alcohol go beyond driving, though. Cirrhosis and alcohol poisoning are other huge factors. What is there with pot? Accidents. On a much lesser scale in deaths than alcohol is.

Schools are far better places. Places like Wal-Mart have too many entrances to be easily fortified, and if the zombie swarm gets tall enough to reach the roof, they can fall in through the sky lights. Local Wal-Mart entrances: 3 (2 big auto-doors, 1 from gardening section). Local school entrances: >8 Which has too many entrances, now?

During serious pissed-offness/pure hate, cigarettes work wonders. Talking about a matter of seconds/minutes to diminish a murderous rage. Must be some chemical compounds in the cigs.. Hate to advocate them even partially, but that's the way it is. I never smoke otherwise or casually, though. ya, it's called tar, the stuff they put on roads.... Or, you know, nicotine.

Because the first response is always to attack than to be diplomatic. Hence war.

^One has claws, the other tentacles. One latches onto the heads of victims, one burrows into its chest cavity.

I just remembered a conversation about this I had with some of my peeps a few months ago. One of them claimed a virus is being developed that uses electrical impulses to stir activity in areas of the brain that were shut down, essentially a cure for alzheimers. He also said that it could potentially use those pulses to restart the brains of the dead, was communicable, and lead to a zombie invasion. I don't know about all that, but it get us talking. That's where I developed my oil tanker plan. But that's really sort of doubtful-after all, I don't live in a major port town-so I would have to go with what someone else decided upon. Wal-Mart. They have everything, electronics, food, guns even. As a bonus, there's a Home Depot or Lowes, I forget, very near by, and a Costco in case we run out of food. Easily fortifiable,I could ride out the invasion in there, and kill anyone who attempts entry. This conversation also spawned many jokes, seeing as the virus is supposedly transferred through any bodily fluids. Urinating zombies were the highlight of this humor :D

Necromagus referred to a "redoubt", what does that mean, exactly? And I still say an oil tanker/cruise ship is the way to go. Zombies may walk along the seabed, but they can't swim.

What's not to like?