Beriorn

I want Elemental Body equipment.

What he said. The MOM is an entity of pure transformation, of course. :lol: A lesser Balance Elemental, perhaps?

Inventory space, or an Internet connection.

I like the idea of Golem Programming, which grants you a follower who you can train and upgrade in lots of different ways. It'd be awesome.

During a quest, I made a jump with Agility, which I missed and I dropped flat on my face, so I had to pick myself up. So I am my own best drop.

Neither. The MOM is above and beyond such petty things as gender.

O noez Ancient Magick. Also, how about the Jungle Eagle Nest? Nobody ever uses Eagle transport...

I'd travel to the Killerwatt area, and hope the guy is epileptic.

Come to think of it, what NPC has been in the most quests? Maybe the most common event is a protagonist, maybe MOM. O I think the Wise Old Man could be one. I think Reldo. And for main protagonist... maybe Guthix?

A wretched hive of scum and villainy, that's what.

May I suggest leveling to 60 prayer, and obtain a full set of Guthix Vestments (about 1.1m in total, cheapest of the bunch (that's the plus side for following a god with little followers: his armor comes cheap)) Or try a full set of green Fremmenik Robes, and wield a Book of Balance with it. Then there is also the Guthix Dhide...

Wouldn't the Dragon Dragon be Double Dragon, a side-scrolling beat-em-up? And I vote for the Dragon Warhammer. The strongest one-handed weapon useable in normal conditions is the Obby Maul, followed by the Dragon Battleaxe. With something like a Dragon Warhammer, we could deal some decent Crush damage and still wield a shield. For the stats... maybe something in between the Barrows weapons and the Granite Maul?

The HP bar hasn't been updated since... the start of RS2?

The thousand roosters from the Asgarnian Empire descend upon you. Their feathers will blot out the sun. Coming soon to a theatre near you: TzTok-Jad starring in... 1

Guthix just... is.

Nah repeat until you're not enjoying it anymore. It's a game after all. Indeed, indeed... Although I have rather modest skills, the only one that really stands out is Magic. I don't high alch very much (only the stuff I make with Smithing) nor do I use combat magic very often (can't do Desert Treasure yet, and haven't used offensive magic on a large scale since the Mage Arena), but I've obtained this level with making tele tablets for money. It used to be rather lucrative, making over 150k in half an hour with relatively no danger of death.

I assume you are putting Dharok's axe under "PVP" weapons. I agree, we could use a good PVM weapon with decent speed and a nice crush bonus. One-handed weapons.

Regarding the Dragon Warhammer: aside from PVP and minigame weapons, the one-handed weapon with the best Crush bonus is the Dragon Battleaxe, followed by Obby and Dragon maces, with the Rune Warhammer in the fourth spot. We have a lack of high-end one-handed Crush weapons.

Now the REAL question is: how many EVIL Chickens does it take to kill Jad?

Don't set your goals too high to begin with. Gain one level, go do something else, then gain another. Repeat until skillcape.

Step 1: obtain Rune pickaxe. Step 2: travel to the Dwarven Gold Mine. Step 3: mine [cabbage]loads of gold. Step 4: travel to the Grand Exchange. Step 5: ??? Step 6: PROFIT!

I would like the power... to move you.

I don't mean this as an insult or anything offensive, but I found your post sort of funny. Every single Quest on the Tip.it Guide that says it has a boss fight in it, I never take it seriously, none of them are hard lol. I killed that Barrelchest thing in like 20 seconds. Tip.it needs to rethink their difficulty levels for Quests lol, most of the "hard" Quests just are not hard at all. Some medium ones are worse. You must've gotten lucky on Barrelchest. He's one of the hardest hitting and most accurate quest bosses in the game... I safespotted him. \ I don't really like Monkey Madness. Damn dirty apes almost killed me several times...

I didn't know that Moss Giants can steal you from combat with another.

I'm wondering though... What if Members got access to the God spells?