LiChef

Hey, i've just quit P2P and become F2P, possibly forever. So I thought i'd pop in and say hey. Job done :thumbsup: Good luck with your goals mate Li Chef

If needs be, then yeah I suppose I could kill somebody. I certainly couldn't do it out of cold blood, unless I become a psychotic. Li Chef

I've had my 360 for a while now and nothing bad has happened. Although I have to sit in front of it for a minute or so to make sure I don't get the Red Ring of Death. Other than that I'm not stupid enough to flip it horizontally/vertically whilst it's running -.- Li Chef

All Because of You ~ U2

Dodgeball rocks to be honest. The only reason I wouldn't like it is when my mate gets really competitive. Last time that happened it was his entire team against just me on my own. He jumped up into the air with the ball and kind of slam dunked it onto my arm. Kinda hurts -.- Li Chef

The Feeling ~ Never Be Lonely

^^ I know this is a fight thread, but seriously ladies, break it up. We're all entitled to our opinion, and whether or not Dragoonson is lying, is really no matter of any of yours. If he likes lying, so be it. I'm sure you're not btw :twss: * I wasn't at high school when this happened, but it's a legendary story between staff. Apparently, according to the teachers union, if a fight is going on at school then the teacher has to just sit back and let the kids kick chunks out of each other. Which is pretty lame. So me and my R.E. class we're debating it and then my R.E. teacher, who is pretty awesome, told us the story of when the school was attacked. Well kinda... Some of the year 11's (final year at the school) had been hanging around with some of the local lads who had left the school earlier. Let's just say the local lads had a bad reputation. But some of the year 11's got a bit cocky and started getting into some fights. Well one year 11 picked decided to pick a fight with one of the toughest local lads, but then ran away. He got away with it until the Monday when the local lads came into school in the middle of lessons with baseball bats and just stood outside in the yard and shouted for him to come out. It was obvious they had no idea where he was because it's a big school and he was at the other side of it. Ah well. So my R.E. teacher, who is a woman, if it matters, went outside with teachers from nearly every department and confronted the local lads with baseball bats. Unfortunately nothing ugly happened and the local lads backed off (somehow most of the teachers at my school have a military background, crazy nut jobs) So yeah, my school is pretty boring really. Li Chef

Don't be daft. Tif will get so sick of Jagex doing stupid things that we will all go on a rampage and burn down Jagex HQ. Then we'll find out that Andrew Gower was actually an alien cheif from... let's say Zorg... and before we killed him he commanded that the Zorgians avenge his death. So the Zorgians launch an attack on Earth where the members of Tif are the only survivors. So we hunt down the Zorgians and kill them all. But unfortunately only 3rkid is left, and he goes mad and kills himself. That is how the human race will end. Li Chef

^^ I consider flirting as laughing at your jokes (even if they're not funny), looking into your eyes when you speak. And on the [bleep]ty side of course there's always deliberately bending over in front of you. It depends on what she's like. Right now for my own problem... Technically not my problem but meh... [hide=]I know this girl who broke up with her boyfriend two months ago and she just won't get over him. They went out for 11 months, which I admit is a long time, but now she has just become obsessed over getting him back, and it's clear that he's taking her for a ride and treating her like [cabbage]. He pretends to be nice to her and gets her hopes up and then drops her again and treats her like [cabbage] again. Yet she carries on being hopeful that he'll take her back again, which he clearly won't. It just annoys me so much that he's hurting her and she can't see what's going on right in front of her eyes. And it hurts me knowing a friend is getting hurt continously. She doesn't even know i'm posting here on her behalf. I've tried being nice and supportive with her, i've tried being harsh with her to get her to see the light but she insists that she loves him and can't let go of him. I've suggested a million and one things for her to do but i'm more than certain she hasn't even considered doing them. And if that wasn't bad enough she's slowly losing all her friends because of her obsessive nature over him. I really don't want to have to fall out with her over this, but it's getting out of hand and I feel like I can't do anything to help her anymore. Help?[/hide] Li Chef

Find the River ~ R.E.M. (Automatic for the People)

Half A World Away ~ R.E.M.

Soon Uganda Needs Little Imps Grating House Tiles TILES :

I'd say 7/10 Li Chef

Melt down a Barbeque. Add Soy sauce. Sprinkle some fries. Add some roasted squirrell. And then put it all in a MAN BLENDER(!!!) 100 + 100 = ?

R.E.M. ~ Strange (1987) Li Chef

North West of England, woke up to some very deep and un-expected snow. Still snowing quite thickly now and sticking fast. Almost every school in the region closed, which came as a big shock. Haven't had a snow day since Primary School : Li Chef

We had one of the best subsitute teachers ever ever ever for about a full (academic) year, our other teacher was seriously ill with something or other. He said he was from Maryland, then travelled to Dublin and taught universities about Maths all over Ireland. Then he came to Preston (UK) and then to our school. Apparently, he was a Doctor in Maths and was mad basically. Every lesson he would tell us a new story about something he had done in his life. One time he said that he was on a train in Ireland and he had a "premonition" that it would crash, so he steadied himself using his arms as a spring thing and he survived this explosion on the tracks. One lesson a girl in my class insisted that she didn't get the work so he spent the entire class going through one question whilst the rest of us talked about whatever. Once when he was angry he shouted "I've had it with this set six crap!" (our subjects are divided into sets depending on skill, one being the best class and so forth. We were set one) Every day he would ask "Is it candy day?" and we'd all say yes but then he'd say "Stop lying to me". Then on Friday he would ask again "Is it candy day?" and then he'd give everyone a sweet. Very odd to say we were set one and were in year 8 of high school, but we didn't say no. Whenever I picked a sweet he'd tell me I picked a peach one. It somehow always was peach until one day I told him it was tropical flavour. He argued with me that it was peach. It was tropical flavour, trust me. He once walked past me at dinner whilst I was holding two hot dogs. He then called me Double Barrel Sausage Roll and said I was eating them both at the same time. He then went on to say that I was The Last of the Gunslingers. If someone was off and he was doing the register we'd say "He's not here". But from where were from it sounds like 'S not 'ere. He laughed at us for that as well. One girl had to wear glasses but she never did. So he'd always ask her where her glasses were. One day she said "They're in my bag" and he said "Your brother doesn't live with you anymore?". To this day we have no idea what made him think she said that... He used to have a very fast car that he had as his laptop picture. He used to have hippy hair : His wife is from the Phillipeanes (sp?) He used to tell us about his time in University for no reason and write really long equations on the board that he was told to remember by one of his Maths lecturers (who had a really long name) He had the best Irish/American/English accent ever, that somehow I have managed to get down to a T. Oh yeah here are some of his sayings... "I've had it with this set six crap! "Double barrel sausage roll!" "John Wayne?" "Snot here?" "You've got a snotty ear?" "Cut!" "Time Out" "If you don't behave then i'll tell Mrs. Wilkinson on you" "Take a hike" "Idiot" Then one day he left without saying goodbye or anything :cry: Li Chef

Deloriagod, I'm no love expert but you sound exactly like me. You're really paranoid because your first girlfriend cheated on you, which is exactly like me, but I didn't find out until after we broke up from some other reason. When you're paranoid it's easy to find flaws and just make big deals out of them. Making a mountain out of a molehill. If you're getting really annoyed with these guys then politely tell them to back off, or tell your girlfriend that they're getting on your nerves. If she really understands you then she'll tell them to back off, or not talk to them as often. If you're feeling a little down about it and feel you can't talk to her, then talk to some of your mates, or her mates. They'll show you the good points of your relationship and balance things out nicely. Overall, you just need a healthy dose of nice things to balance out the bad things every now and again. And of course try not to over-react to anything relatively small, I know quite a few girls who when guys say something even slightly out of line they go off the handle. Like I said, i'm no expert :P Li Chef

Long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345 Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in

I've used that one Just got a weird stare #-o Li Chef

^^ Best pie chart i've seen in days I'm no good at thinking up reasons, which is pretty lame, but i've always been taught never to judge someone by their "cover". I have a gay friend and a bi friend, and i'm fine with both of them. I don't expect them one day to come onto me, they're jsut not like that. To be honest if you're gay then you were born gay. Surely most of the homophobes in the world follow some sort of religion that forbids homosexuality. So if God created everything then God created gay people? Like I said, no good at giving reasons :? Li Chef

Innie :roll:

Perhaps it should be instead of the message telling you what exactly has happened at the Grand Exchange it should tell you which box number has been done. For example, sticking with your items... Gloves are in box 1 and glories and ess are in blox 4 (presuming you're a member) Grand Exchange offer 1 has been completed. Something along those lines, although you'd have to remember what's in what box of course. Li Chef

True, there are still some good guys out there. Just not as many as there used to be. It's a shame really but it kinda reflects real life. Countries are turning into RS more and more. Somehow Li Chef

I do get annoyed with bad grammar, but only if it's so obviously bad like: "want sum phree caek?" I'm OK if it's a typo or a mis-spelling of a word, as long as it's still legible. I mean we're only human Li Chef