Seraphi

That isn't that much of a cut, to be honest. I'm surprised you're getting stitches for that.

Well that wouldn't affect skin thickness (Or it would mean it was thinner)... Are you sure you aren't a robot sent back in time or something? I mean, I always suspected something, but...

I concur

HEY GUYS I USE SMART LANGUAGE SO I'M MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU. Hex, you're a neo-nazi, arrogant, oblivious idiot. Please, fix your own problems before critisizing others about being "Cocky" (Nevermind the fact that on numerous occasions you've been a cocky little [wagon] before) Now, with that said, I think it's best that you just don't talk to anyone who you know hates you. That means Rocco, Doom, me, and a few other people. That solves all our problems. (In case your wondering, the neo-nazi thing is just a little suspicion of mine after seeing how you often reference the nazis and how you go on about cultural superiority in half the threads you post in)

We aren't debating whether it will work or not, since it's all theory, just like our current warp drives, but we already agreed that we wouldn't be taking any faster interstellar travel. Otherwise we end up with "I spend 100 years and discover a dimension in which light travels 8 billion times faster. I can now warp in, blow your crap up and warp out again within a nanosecond."

Christmas day and the first thing I think to do is check TIF. Damnit guys.

Candlejack appears in the midst of all the fi

I may send one of the Durendal prototypes to compete. What are the rules on competitors the size of large trucks?

For the record Mather, Dusty is basing his troops off of this, and I think they're pretty strong :

Are Mechos allowed to enter? I'd guess not, with them all being the same and all... As well as being able to run upwards of 50 km/h

Actually, Nihilists believe the universe exists as a random occurance with no real purpose to it. So yeah, we hate the universe. Stupid universe needs to get a freakin' job.

I devour myself from the feet up. The remaining void causes the universe to implode. Again.

I'm going to start a new project called Durendal. ETA is 20 years.

So I updated my stats for the first time in 2 weeks, and apparently I have 166 billion people. And a fair amount of ships, too. Alpha fleet is now created. It consists of 5 Hephaestus Nanohosts, 25 Hyperion battleships, and 100 Cataclysm battleships. Following behind it are 5 Ares Cannons.

The more soldiers you have, the more random events you'll have. Why do you think I stuck with only 200 or so million, when I could have about seven billion?

...So you DON'T live in a densely populated area...? You could have just said that a few pages ago.

Because you have a billion soldiers.

That would slow zombie movement and decay of food as well, so it isn't all bad.

Stay in the warm. This might be the fit white christmas we've had in a while. Us Brits get crappy weather all year round, and then during winter it rains instead of snowing. Pah.

I use a black hole cannon, aimed directly at Pies head.

It takes roughly double the voltage it would take to kill a human to kill a zombie, so keep that in mind. Okay, so, situation. Your plan started off okay, with only a few zombies trying to get in and failing miserably, being zapped by the electric fences. You think to yourself that this was an awesome idea. By the third day, the zombies are numbering in the dozens, the wire is covered with corpses and the other zombies are unnaffected, and their continuous moaning is beginning to draw more and more zombies to you. The fifth day, you start shooting the zombies which are climbing over the mass of flesh and up the wall. The noise of your shotgun alerts every zombie within about a mile to your presence, and the moaning is growing with every single mindless drone which gets added to the pile. The seventh day, zombies have got past the fence. you continue to shoot them, but all that does is draw more zombies from the surrounding area. You retreat into the house and board the windows up. With seven zombies pressing against them, the windows shatter. you run to the attic, and pull up the ladder. By the 20th day you have died of dehydration and gone mad due to the constant baying of the cursed souls below you, making you unable to sleep. Honestly, you don't want to stay near a town or city. You want to get as far away as possible from places with a high population density.

I create a version of myself which is able to carry said rock.

Well, is there any way to stabilise it? Or is it going to break no matter what I do? And what happens if I havn't been able to take any surface land by the time it breaks?

There are plans for other non-combat skills, but they havn't gone into any real detail about it yet. Yeah, it is a shame that they're so obsessed with the credit shop at this early point in the games life, but if you use the survey thing with a fake email adress, you can earn a couple thousand credits without spending real-life money. Make sure you use a fake email though, or you'll get bombarded with spam. The inbox and junk folder of my spam email adress have a combined total of 380 messages, all of which is utter crap.

Everyone died to vile wanderleaves at that point. Yeah, the game is fairly generic, but I think it's main selling point is that it is mostly browser based. Plus, I'm hoping that by the time they get to full release, it will be a lot less generic. By the way, do you guys have a clan yet?