Bonez899

Star breaks his hand on the wall. 70 HP

Granted but you acciedently get caught in the awkward period between going from time A to time B and have to live the rest of your life there. I wish that I could have so wishes in real life.

Granted but now you are sad because you wasted a wish on a person that was not yourself. I wish that I could find some good music for my Ipod.

Granted but now instead of the letters getting all mixed up the words jump off the page and start frollicking in the meadow... I wish that some of the stuff I imagine could come true.

Banned for having level 99 dyslexia.

You die by being drowned in a bath tub full of peroxide after being thrown through a paper factory and getting covered in paper cuts.

You're right they created one of the first stream lined chariots which could of been a basis for cars. I have not posted on tip.it today.

Keep it. Rome

It could be that creepy guy who mouth breathes really bad... It's not smart to invade Rome because...

Movie Rome

You're fired from the permanent sig club because you change your perm sig for every post.

Your wrong walking requires the use of brain signals. Post on tip.it requires you to be connected to the internet.

Thanks for the info!!!!!!!! Did you know that in 2012 the world is supposed to end just because the Mayans ran out of space on their calender and couldn't be bother to make another one?

I am almost a cynist... it would be hard to see but if they were meant to die they would die. What would you do if you have knowledge of a nuke that is going to hit your home town within the next three days but you had larangetis, both your hands were broken and your eyes were glued shut?

ZOMBIES!!!!!!! call of duty

You make tons of money but then feel bad about cheating and give all the money to orphaned oranges in africa. I go back in time with all of my life savings and buy as many stocks of google I can while it is still smaller than a wee little orange.

Not quite... Star

I take an orange...^^... and make it into a pie! 69 HP

I will pay you money to learn how to make that much money...

Your right it masks the smell of it so it isn't as nasty therefore getting rid of it because of the old saying "out of smell, out of mind" (little paraphrasing). You can make orange juice out of lemons.

?? book reference?? Anyway... I use an 'anti-seven' shield and patent the idea afterwards so I earn millions of dollars and hire seven to kill you, you didn't buy an 'anti-seven' shield because you were being spiteful...

Granted, but I do something against the law and you lose your job because you covered for me. :P I wish for a glass of water, it could not freeze or be frozen, it could not be hot, it would be room temperature of a regular room in a regular home, the glass is not allowed to hurt me, it would be in a spill proof glass, I am the only one that can drink from it, it cannot break, and nothing outside of the glass of water could hurt me.

Granted, but the world has a drought and we all have to survive on less healthy substitutes. I wish that my dog would do whatever I said whenever.

Banned because I am using voice recognition software to type this.

Granted but the thread turns into the 'make a wish morbid' thread instead. I wish that I had better time management skills.