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Banned for being a mage AND having a life

Banned for having a nub siggy

dxziho09uchan Getting better, this time with bare elbow, not with sweatshirt on >.>

Banned for stealing the pie.

Ah, blogging, the wonderful world of blogs. I knew it was a joke right when I saw two words, well, make it four, "The wonderful Encyclopedia Dramatica", the article shouldn't be taken seriously unless you want to sound like a jerk lmao. People write random bs all the time, due to boredom/revenge/hate etc... I infact found another blog about RuneScape, here goes: [hide=]Okay let me explain how Runescape ruins your life. So you're strolling down the sidewalk skipping and loving life. You're singing twinkle twinkle little star while you're skipping, and everyone's looking at you like you're a [bleep]g0t. Say you're 12 at the time, which is a little more scary seeing as you're almost a teen and you're doing this. So you hear from a friend of a cool new game called Runescape! You say hey! It doesn't need to be downloaded!? That's soooo cool!!! You skip inside and you keep singing (You gotta stop doing that) and you go online and go to Runescape. You think "Hmm..this is a cool game!" You continue to get more and more addicted. We'll fast forward about 5-6 months. You've done everything in the free worlds and you're totally bored. You're now pondering why you play. Everything seems to repetitive but you're entertained anyway! So what's the point in playing? I'll tell you the point skiparoo, you're addicted and now you're obsessed with being the best. You're now playing the game 4, 5, 6 hours a day, it's gotten to be a big part of your life. You're now level 75, you're so proud of yourself, you get to call llots of people noob because you're higher leveled than they are. You then think to yourself "Hey, there's a members world! I can totally pwn that!" Then you laugh in a high pitched voice and your mom throws a stapler at your head and tells you to stop laughing like a *bleep*. You listen. You then beg your mom "Please mom! I wanna pwn in the members world!" After a few minutes of contemplating on what the word pwn means, she agrees to pay, but just for a few months in case you don't like it. You're so excited! You're in a members world..but what's this..you're a level 75 and you're surrounded by level 100 + guys! Oh no, this isn't good. You're not one of the best in the pack anymore. You need to level up, you need to be the best. At this point you're now spending about 8 hours a day on Runescape. You have it set in your mind that you gotta do all the quests, you gotta level up all your stats, you gotta be number 1! You keep training, you're level 90 now! Dude, you're almost there! You gained 75 pounds in the past 3 months but you're almost there! Congratz, you've reached level 100! But..your birthday's tomorrow! You quickly think of a list to see what you want for your birthday, but the only thing that's going through your mind right now is..Runescape..Runescape...Runescape. You start to foam at the mouth. You make a mental note to see someone about that. You write down your birthday list "Runescape membership for 2 years" and give it to your mom. She says "...Is this it?" You're like "Yup." She's like..okay, only $120, not too bad. That's the subtle way you thought of to continue your addiction without your parents being too concerned. You now have 2 more years of Runescape membership, you're happy, the membership was gonna expire tomorrow. At this point you're level 100, and you've been playing for 3 years now. You're 15, you've missed your freshman prom. You've been faking injuries and sicknesses just to stay home from school to get some extra time on Runescape. You keep trying to complete quests, but by the time you complete one, two more are created. Now you spend even more time on Runescape. You're pulling all nighters, just to catch up with the quests. Now you're level 105! You're so happy that you've raised 5 combat levels in such a short amount of time. You're close to the top spot. But at this point you're now grossly overweight. It's your 18th birthday, and once again you ask for Runescape membership, nothing else. You don't have your license, you're still a virgin, you've had minimal contact with the outside world for the last 4 years. You still have over 40 quests to do..but you're level 120!! You're almost the best in the game!! 3 years later, it's your 21st birthday. By this time you've lost contact with all your friends, but you don't care. All that matters is Runescape. You ask for more memberships, and by this time your mom confronts you and knows you're addicted, and stops paying for your memberships. You're MAD. You came so close to getting to the final level, and your mom just cuts off your funds. On your 21st birthday! You resort to drastic measures to getting this money. You think, all I need is $5 a month. But you don't get a job, that requires going outside, and you don't want that. Instead what you do is you steal from your mom's purse. Your mom thinks you're off Runescape now! It'll be perfect! It's only $5 a month out of her purse, I'm sure she won't mind. So you continue your membership, you're now level 125. You're 24 years old, you've been playing Runescape for 12 years. You've probably spent over 1,000 hours (Definetely more) playing. You have no friends, you're incredibly overweight, you've lost your connection with your parents, you're pale white because you haven't been outside in months, you've flunked school and gotten yourself expelled. But it's okay, as long as you have Runescape. You're one level away from level 126 (the highest level you can reach in Runescape), and you finally make it! You're cheering, you're celebrating, you're on top of the world. Despite your real life being ruined, you're so happy that you've finally reached this "turning point" in your life. You then look at the stats board, expecting to see your name in first place. It turns out you're 53rd place, and 52 others have been level 126 before you, and have kept training. It turns out it all comes down to experience points. Your world is turned upside down. This is the most upsetting thing that's happened in your life, and for the first time, you shut down Runescape out of your own will. You sit and re-examine your life. You've seen you've *bleep*ed it up. You just now realize you're fat. You've lost your parents, your friends, your education, and your future. All because of this game, Runescape. Runescape has ruined your life. You go on a homicidal spree and kill yourself. And that's how Runescape ruins your life. It's not completely serious, but some of it is true, just me being really bored.[/hide]

Ohai thar. How's Sparky's [wagon]?

Somehow lost a whip, I used the bank inventory button with whip in inv, it didn't bank and disappeared from inv.......... DAMN YOU [bleep]ING JAGEX!

Got to Jad but he wouldn't spawn, the wave didn't want to start, so I logged out, in the middle which I regret now, came back on, got hit a 93-17 and instantly died, I was pretty furious.........

Such a very wonderful guide, although I'm afraid to say I'm not doing very well though, bad at dodging and keep taking her hits, rol'd out, I laughed. First 'trip' I got wtfpwnt by lagging out at 14hps, 3 items in fally -.-. I guess I'll join a team next time, I dunno, I need pratice dangit.

In my guide, i do: Profit per run = profit per second * 60 = profit per minute * 60 = profit per hour. Time per run Nice guide, was funny, you show a few cool methods but the profits per hour etc is severely outdated in terms of actual money made. And btw, your method of showing profit per hour isn't very good, you have to factor in every minute detail such as a random that takes a while, peeing, being slow on clicks, accidently banking.... they all add up, do what compfreak does, test for several dozen hours recording your buys per hour and then calculate profit, works better. Sorry if I sound whiney, just.... not the greatest methods to calculate Profits per hour.

[/hide] I get the feeling that right about here, you need one of those "falling down and getting back up quotes." Don't let it stop you from trying again. Oh I won't stop trying, just severely annoying when that happens.... I'll go in a team instead!

Runescape has taught me that damage you deal to the opponent is about the grade of metal of your weapon, not the sharpness of tip.

Was pretty funny imo >.> Can't find anything to unspammify though =(

-.- First time at Zil + Solo too -.-

Only because this guide is made before Armoured Zombies existed, I say it's a pretty good guide for people who likes a little money over xp. I still haven't done spirit of summer, so I can't even test this =(. Imma start questing now.

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Banned for not doing a barrel roll.

Banned for joining for 3 years with only 3 postcount

I'm not an expert for training at the lower levels, but I'd actually suggest something afkable like giant spiders, because you can browse forums whilst training. They do hit alot of 7's though, so bring monkfish (good low cost training food) and full rune. Rock crabs are wayy too crowded with cannons everywhere and people stealing your kills. For the xp at Pest Control, it's different, depending on personal stats, you get more xp per pc point with a 99 stat than a level 40 stat. You also get half xp for what you hit within pest control. Maybe you are confused with what pc USED to be like, there were no 'portal shields' that takes out the attack option, therefore you'd get fast games with lots of xp, which is now impossible. '18k xp + the xp from doing 50 dmg a time' - no, you were either given false info or misunderstood. Also, I am assuming you are around level 60, so do Lost City if you haven't already, get a dragon longsword and train that way. Although the dragon longsword is steriotyped to be a noob weapon, it's slightly better than the dragon scimitar although a bit slower, and MM (Monkey Madness) might be a little difficult for you.

Green dragons - cost, lots of food and a few super sets. About 4k a kill, relatively close to edge tele (mounted glory) Aviansies - cost, prayer potions or bones to peaches. About 2.3k a kill, can be camped for indefinite amounts of time with the right gear. Law crafting - cost, pure essence. Boring as hell and you need to either balloon it or get tabs. Not sure about profits. I suggest greens tbh.....

Andrew did mention that RuneScape is 'still logging people', because of the pvp bug, not sure what he meant though........ I dunno nothing happened to me

........ soooooo, you are getting the 99 because you simple like a cape? If you really want a expensive loveable 99, do con or summon with waterfiends. With 99 construction, at least you would have an awesome house to be able to show to friends, host parties at and all, whilst with smithing, you have nearly nothing, except the cape ofcourse. Go for construction!

u could try armoured zombies or wat ever they are Noooo.... Armoured Zombies are for MELEE xp, and requires defender of varrock. I'd actually suggest green dragons tbh, with your relatively low ranged level, east of clanwars is perfect, though you must be careful of revs and be on a noncrowded world. You don't HAVE to safespot, it's possible to just bring alot of food and kill them normally. I have no idea about xp rates for green dragons though, which is a shame. Have a try at aviansies, try killing greens and blues, then decide for yourself what you WANT to kill.

The revs the revs!! D: Need someone to suggest a good inventory/setup for a test run

Hi, I want to ask about which boss is better to kill, Kree or Zil? Results should be based on average income per drop, amount of different drops, rarity and difficulty to kill. I want to become a bosshunter, so I'm choosing Kree and/or Zil, but for Kree, I would need to get 88 summon, for Zil, I'd need 70 agility. My current stats may not be enough to kill the bosses effectively at the moment, but I'd get 99 ranged and defence along with 70 agility/88 summon. (Good) Drops Kreeara Armadyl Hilt 65m - rare Armadyl Plateskirt 11.7m - notsure Armadyl Chestplate 10.8m - notsure Armadyl Helm 4.6m - notsure Zilyana Saradomin Hilt 49m - rare Saradomin Sword 7-7.5m - uncommon Questions Kree - how many kills would a good team with tortoise and ponys last? And how long. How much would it cost? Zil - Same as above. I need some tips to go from 56-70 agility, ape atoll or wildy? Not sure what I could use for run energy cheaply + food supply at atoll, and not sure what I could use for rev repellent at wildy.