WoodenFruit

I wear... a brown apron and brown villager sandals :thumbsup: You'll see me (darkwitchery) wandering around Catherby, world 60 in a dull outfit. Ahwell. I would probably get myself some nice clothes but atm i'm going for 99 Herb :thumbup: x

Yes but you still had another 12.7 million xp to go =D>

Herblore, it takes AGES to get the money (about 150-200 million). If money isn't an problem for the Runescaper then it's most likely RC.

Newbie Melody and a few songs from F2P such as Autumn Voyage and such :

Some of the Welsh accents are to DIE for :D (Not the chavvy Cardiff ones or the Valley ones)

Idk why everyones obsessed with Scotland... Kilts were invented by the Irish but the word 'Kilt' is Danish. The bagpipes are ancient and were probably invented in Central Asia. They are mentioned in the Old Testament and in Greek poetry in the 14th centurt BC. As for Haggis, porridge and whisky... Haggis was an ancient Greek sausage. Oat porrige has been found in the stomachs of 5,000 year old Neolithic bog bodies in central Europe and Scandinavia and whisky was invented in ancient China. It arrived in Ireland before Scotland and was distilled by monks

What? :? I don't get it...

What are the "popular" crowd but just a group of outgoing people with high maintainence. They actually have no more friends than the "nerds", "goths" and "chavs". In my year everyone talks to other people in different social groups (unless they've had a personal argument or something). Apart from the chavs, no-one really likes the chavs but other chavs...

Most of my friends think that I talk a load of bollocks most of the time, so I just keep quiet, this however has worked to my advantage as now I just observe people... and I notice things which the others fail to notice. I kissed a guy who had a girlfriend at a party (she wasn't there), just to keep the tradition of him cheating on every one of his girlfriends going. He was drunk and high at the time and I knew exactly what I was doing. A month later I got hold of his girlfriends email adress and told her, and to stir it up more I also told her about the other two people he kissed after the party. My shoulder on my left arm is covered in raised scars and faint white ones underneath. I think im going to crack as my counsellor hasn't bothered to come see me for nearly 4 months and I don't want to go to her because I don't want her to see that i'm needy, pathetic and rely on her too much. I've attended about half of my lessons for the last 2 months because I can't be bothered much anymore. My exams start in a little less than 2 months. I have no relationship with my mother, she annoys me to wits end and has done things behind my back which has made me feel even worse. I've been feeling a bit depressed recently \ I'm obsessed with Runescape. :thumbup:

1. Black girl wannabes. 2. Ignorant people that think that goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds :| 3. Chavs. 4. When people laugh at ginger hair. I just don't get why. It's a freaking hair colour for God's sake... :? 5. Preachers which everytime I walk through town I get threatened with an eternity in hell... 6. When people think that Wales is in England... :| 7. When people think that all the Welsh do is have sex with sheep. 8. Football "fans" (hooligans) 9. When people think glass is just a really really REALLY slow moving liquid. IT'S A SOLID FFS! 10. The homeless that smoke. 11. Buses and bus drivers. And more to come later...

1. I'm an insomniac 2. I unknowingly give off an impression that im sweet and innocent but i'm far from it... 3. I NEVER cry (not even when family has died) 4. I'm obsessed with goldfish, fish and nature 5. I have long bright red hair (dyed)

Upper class, I live in a fairly large house on the outskirts of Cardiff (Capital of Wales), and go on a couple of holidays a year. Doesn't mean im spoiled though. I'm glad I don't live on a council estate where majority of the chavs in my school live, I probably would be hospitalised a number of times :P (I'm not being horrible to people living in council estates)

In the UK, there are a lot of those old metal fences with [bleep]es at the top of them, expecially around parks and such. When I was 8 I was standing on one of those walls with the [bleep]y fences on them, I slipped and one of them went in my arm... narrowly missed the artery, when I think back I think I was in so much shock I didn't really feel anything but like a huge chunk of flesh was taken out of the middle of my arm. Recently, i've had some problems with my toe (sounds minor but it really isn't), the cartlidge underneath my toe has been growing steadily before I was even born, upwards and pushing the flesh and skin apart. I had an operation on it but it's still isn't solved. When you have this everytime you even slightly touch your toe it's unbearable pain. Oh and i've been in love with this guy for nearly 4 years and it's horrible.

In my school... A bunch of mixed race kids, as i'm a girl the males just throw insults but the females are a constant threat in school. This one girl in my year, in just one week spat on two girls (one of them was me :|) for no reason and repeatedly kicked this other girl who is also in my year in the face/head untill she almost broke her jaw and ripped her hair out so she had a small bald patch on the top of her head for a couple of months. The girl STILL hasn't been expelled :shock: They usually hang around just outside the school gates in a group or circle (no less than 8 or 10) most of them smoking, have arguments and throw abuse at the teachers, take the piss out of other children/teenagers who don't look and act exactly like them (that doesn't mean they don't start fight with other chav "gangs") and are generally horrible people. Edit: Btw I live in Cardiff, the capitol of Wales in the UK. Chavs are swarming the city and taking over city centres :shock:

From my mothers side... Anemia and insomnia (Both of which I have :thumbup: ) From my fathers side... Mental illness (mostly depression) some of which has ended in suicide... And there's quite a few woman that have had breast cancer on my dad's side of the family aswell.

I agree, I dislike people who create too many accounts stealing all the good names. Although I have 2 accounts, one is my main and one is a back up account incase my main gets unfairly banned...

I would've gotten my Herb cape by then, I would also probably have a farming and thieving cape : x

In my opinion, Comic Relief would make a better 'Holiday Event' than Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving a chance where you get to sit at a table and eat a huge meal whilst thinking about how the less fortunate don't have any food and can barely afford to live. On the other hand, Comic Relief or 'Red Nose Day is a charity first organised in 1985 that's raised over £600 million, all donations by the public are given directly to charity, operating and staff costs are covered by corporate sponsors. A 'Red Nose Day' in Runescape is a great idea, though I think aswell that it should cost gp (in-game money), it would be an untradeable holiday item, one nose per player and that however many noses are sold, a certain amount of money is donated to Comic Relief. What is everyone on about publicity for? It's not like they're going to announce that Jagex has raised 'X' amount of money :roll:

I absolutely hate numbers in names >.< Ofcourse my main is Darkwitchery (as you can tell if you look to the left of this post), and my back up is Wooden_Fruit, very random. I actually used a word generator for the second one but still :P

:lol: At least he didn't ask to "suck your rune 2h". Where did this guy come from? :shock:

Omg! That's the guy that kept asking for money yesterday! I'll upload the convo now... Btw, Artea is a friend of mine. I should've really reported Snuggylove but I forgot in the "heat of the moment"...

My first and only attempt at a 99 is Herblore...still going strong :lol: Any suggestions for raising the money to get the skill cape would be appreciated :thumbsup:

F2P should only get more bankspace, when I was F2P I struggled to keep my items below 64. They definetely should not be able to get skill capes because it's a member thing and I just don't think it should be F2P...

Becaaause at the Roaches I don't need much food or any pots, they drop good stuff fairly often and I make quite a bit of money :) If cockroaches are your perception of making quite a bit of money, you're missing out on a lot. Where else do you suggest? My cb is 91

Note: This is at the Roaches, and this guy actually meant that he got the drop from them. Afterwards he ran upstairs to sell the "drop" for 1.2 mill. :^o He also kept spamming the chatbox with symbols such as the ones above...