WoodenFruit

Upper class, I live in a fairly large house on the outskirts of Cardiff (Capital of Wales), and go on a couple of holidays a year. Doesn't mean im spoiled though. I'm glad I don't live on a council estate where majority of the chavs in my school live, I probably would be hospitalised a number of times :P (I'm not being horrible to people living in council estates)

In the UK, there are a lot of those old metal fences with [bleep]es at the top of them, expecially around parks and such. When I was 8 I was standing on one of those walls with the [bleep]y fences on them, I slipped and one of them went in my arm... narrowly missed the artery, when I think back I think I was in so much shock I didn't really feel anything but like a huge chunk of flesh was taken out of the middle of my arm. Recently, i've had some problems with my toe (sounds minor but it really isn't), the cartlidge underneath my toe has been growing steadily before I was even born, upwards and pushing the flesh and skin apart. I had an operation on it but it's still isn't solved. When you have this everytime you even slightly touch your toe it's unbearable pain. Oh and i've been in love with this guy for nearly 4 years and it's horrible.

In my school... A bunch of mixed race kids, as i'm a girl the males just throw insults but the females are a constant threat in school. This one girl in my year, in just one week spat on two girls (one of them was me :|) for no reason and repeatedly kicked this other girl who is also in my year in the face/head untill she almost broke her jaw and ripped her hair out so she had a small bald patch on the top of her head for a couple of months. The girl STILL hasn't been expelled :shock: They usually hang around just outside the school gates in a group or circle (no less than 8 or 10) most of them smoking, have arguments and throw abuse at the teachers, take the piss out of other children/teenagers who don't look and act exactly like them (that doesn't mean they don't start fight with other chav "gangs") and are generally horrible people. Edit: Btw I live in Cardiff, the capitol of Wales in the UK. Chavs are swarming the city and taking over city centres :shock:

From my mothers side... Anemia and insomnia (Both of which I have :thumbup: ) From my fathers side... Mental illness (mostly depression) some of which has ended in suicide... And there's quite a few woman that have had breast cancer on my dad's side of the family aswell.

I agree, I dislike people who create too many accounts stealing all the good names. Although I have 2 accounts, one is my main and one is a back up account incase my main gets unfairly banned...

I would've gotten my Herb cape by then, I would also probably have a farming and thieving cape : x

In my opinion, Comic Relief would make a better 'Holiday Event' than Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving a chance where you get to sit at a table and eat a huge meal whilst thinking about how the less fortunate don't have any food and can barely afford to live. On the other hand, Comic Relief or 'Red Nose Day is a charity first organised in 1985 that's raised over £600 million, all donations by the public are given directly to charity, operating and staff costs are covered by corporate sponsors. A 'Red Nose Day' in Runescape is a great idea, though I think aswell that it should cost gp (in-game money), it would be an untradeable holiday item, one nose per player and that however many noses are sold, a certain amount of money is donated to Comic Relief. What is everyone on about publicity for? It's not like they're going to announce that Jagex has raised 'X' amount of money :roll:

I absolutely hate numbers in names >.< Ofcourse my main is Darkwitchery (as you can tell if you look to the left of this post), and my back up is Wooden_Fruit, very random. I actually used a word generator for the second one but still :P

:lol: At least he didn't ask to "suck your rune 2h". Where did this guy come from? :shock:

Omg! That's the guy that kept asking for money yesterday! I'll upload the convo now... Btw, Artea is a friend of mine. I should've really reported Snuggylove but I forgot in the "heat of the moment"...

My first and only attempt at a 99 is Herblore...still going strong :lol: Any suggestions for raising the money to get the skill cape would be appreciated :thumbsup:

F2P should only get more bankspace, when I was F2P I struggled to keep my items below 64. They definetely should not be able to get skill capes because it's a member thing and I just don't think it should be F2P...

Becaaause at the Roaches I don't need much food or any pots, they drop good stuff fairly often and I make quite a bit of money :) If cockroaches are your perception of making quite a bit of money, you're missing out on a lot. Where else do you suggest? My cb is 91

Note: This is at the Roaches, and this guy actually meant that he got the drop from them. Afterwards he ran upstairs to sell the "drop" for 1.2 mill. :^o He also kept spamming the chatbox with symbols such as the ones above...

Becaaause at the Roaches I don't need much food or any pots, they drop good stuff fairly often and I make quite a bit of money :)

I'm training on Cockroaches and this level 100+ ranger comes along...waits for me to attack...then starts firing arrows which damage 2 times what i'm hitting ¬¬ But then it gets worse! I go round the corner to fight a different Roach, he FOLLOWS me and starts attacking it just after I do. I'm getting annoyed that someones using me as a bodyguard and go downstairs...Again. He follows me. And he only stops when I change worlds. So i'm in a new world when this level 70 odd starts to attack the Roach I just started to attack, he's hitting 0-3 so i'm not that bothered but it's valuable XP! He tries to use small talk and asks me if there's such a thing as 'chain mace', I have no idea so I answer back rudely, he then calls me a meanie and walks away... I change worlds AGAIN and I was training for a bit when another high level player comes along and starts to attack E-V-E-R-Y Roach just after I do, literally following me around the place. WHEN will they learn that people do NOT appreciate 'partners' whilst training! ¬¬ Maybe they're using my defence stats (I was wearing a dragon chain so it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to take ANY damage! :x ) *exhales* Done.

I'm 16, all of my friends know that I play Runescape they don't laugh sometimes they role their eyes if I have a huge fit because of an annoying noob. I don't generally talk about it because it's not a topic anyone can join into, I also don't tell people randomly that I play RS, but if they ask then ofcourse i'll say yes. You should never feel ashamed! :P

I'm really hating this update :x Random events and the rewards are meant to be random... Do you know if you have a mime random, drill sergeant and other randoms that give out costumes, if you don't have the full set...will you get a piece of the costume, or will you get a box in which you'll have to chose 'save up for costume'?

Not nooby but fairly funny and random...

I was on my newbie account doing newbie things, and I was looking around Lumbridge for a place to cook some chicken ( :thumbsup: ). I found a fire with a guy standing around, and was cooking the chicken when... Noob: Get off! Me: What? Noob: It's my fire, go away! Me: Ok... As I was walking away he was still standing around "his fire" protectively. Another time I was on my newbie account training on goblins... Noob (level 13): Stupid! Me: How could I possibly be stupid? Noob: u is stupid [note, she actually said it like that] Me:... Noob: My main is level 99! Me: What's the name of your main? Noob: [gives name] [Looks up the name on high-scores, ofcourse there's no such account Me:...You're such a lier, there's no such account Noob: I can kill you! Noob: How do you report? Me: :| ...What are you going to report me for? 'Being mean?' Me: You'll likely get banned for misuse of cstomer support [she doesn't say anything, but carries on following me...] Noob: I is 8 years old! Me: I'm 16... Noob: Fine, i is 12 Noob: Yer rite! Me: I am 16 years old :| [she then spends the next few minutes trying to convince me that her age is actually 24] She finally logs out, immediatly after I get called a noob because I attacked a goblin before someone :|