Kaida23

No, no. The cake is a lie. The bananas are real. :lol: (there's one more for you D.V.) Baffler? Any tips on keeping the monkey from disappearing?

Moved to H&A.

Today I had to recalibrate an entire station that was done (by me, no less) not two months ago. This was because a woman who didn't know the size of her gas tank threw a huge fit yesterday and was screaming up and down to anyone who would listen that she put in 5L more than the tank's capacity (fyi - she thought it was 80L, and a quick call by the site to the local dealer revealed it was 90L not including the fill pipe) and was threatening to report them to W&M and have the station shut down. This turned a one hour service call on a day where there wasn't much to do, so I was probably going home early, into an all day job. Sometimes I really love stupid people. :grin:

I have a feeling a Seduction skill would involve a lot of rejection. :P

*looks at calander* Isn't it about time for an update?

*shhhh* ;)

Very much this. My grandfather, father and uncle are all Masons. A less likely group of world dominating conpirists there never was. :lol:

But make better stories. ;)

Fair enough, but in general the populace was kept intentionally in the dark (if you'll pardon the pun :P).

:o Photoshop! ( :lol:) BTW - that's a creepy pasta level smile there Jason... "and she was never heard from again." :ohnoes:

Nice! It's always nice to hear things like this from big companies like Amazon when they could have just as easily hidden behind the fact that the warranty had expired, said "too bad" and charged you full price.

The dark ages were due to a combination of the fall of Rome, the rise of the church and the church's suppression of general historical/medical/technological/scientific knowledge. Nothing keeps the serfs in line like keeping them stupid and supersitious.

The reward books can only be used on combat skills, but those also include prayer and constitution which no longer affect your combat level (since you're a skill pure :wink:). I don't remember if you gain combat xp going through the acadamy.

Yeah, me too. :) It most certainly is. ;)

You're off to a great start. :thumbup: Good luck with your goals. And congrats on the coronet. A lot of people have been having trouble getting them.

Welcome to TIF! :)

Just warning for those not familiar with GrindScape, there is a lot of NSFW language. That said, thanks for this Ping. :grin: With their web page no longer working, I'd thought these were lost forever.

Congrats! You're off to a great start. :thumbup: Was glad to see you found your way to F2P United last night. Hopefully you'll become a regular. :)

Jebrim has maxed Agility on three accounts so far and has 90M xp on a fourth. He simply enjoys Agility, that doesn't mean he's botting.

You finally made it! Congladulations Yew! :thumbsup:

Damn, those are some blue eyes! Little man's gonna be a heart breaker when he grows up. I love the action shot with the water. :thumbup:

Sorry. Got distracted doing dad stuff. :oops:

BRB - changing the name of this topic to "Dinner Teasers". :P

Bacon pancakes. Get the best of both worlds.

Welcome to TIF! :)