Granted, but his programming went wrong and he nags at you to do your jobs instead of doing them for you. I wish I could whack my teacher in the face with a wet fish.
Your toenails. I like a bit of varity from my toenails :P Would you rather have snog your grandma to save the world or commit seppeku and save half the world.
Finish the sentece dammit! Now, it's not a good idea to procrastinate because you'll keep doing it, and doing it until you die without ever doing it. It's not a smart idea to have a smart idea because...
Granted, you get a sex change, given inhuman powers and become a God. However, due to being a God, no one believes in you. I was hot babes lust for me.
Dang, that's some good maths there! Can you teach my teacher that? My maths teacher ain't too smart, he comes up with 2+2=4. Like come on? A 5yr old knows thats wrong dammit! Brussels sprouts are yummier than cake.
Granted. You become Superwoman and save the world from bad guys. However you delovp a severe case of allergies toward kryponite. Upon contact with it, you become the bad guy and destroys the world making saving the world a pointless excerise. I wish I was God.