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And touching one would be like seing your best friend rape your father. Think how they'd feel fighting you. I went from :shock: to :thumbsup: . The bloodsuckers deserve it. *Goes and buys replica crusader armor.* Oh, and a sword with a crucifix engraved in it would make me godly. All I need is a cross-shaped pistol with cross-engraved bullets. Buffy's got nothing on that. Edit: When vampires fight me, they remember when their best friend raped their parents. Does this mean that I am rape?

Well, I admit that I did not express that story all that coherently.... And Joe is bi. I think Steve is, as well, but he hasn't admitted it yet. And why would I punch the wall? I have a punching bag in my basement.

Baller, you should buy a van. You should paint in in tye-dye. You should write "Mystery Machine" on it. You should grab all of your friends and go on a roadtrip. You should reach the edge of a cliff. You should put a brick on the gas, so that it drives off the cliff. (Can be achieved by leavinbg door open and hopping out.) You should watch the explosion. You should avoid the cops. Oh, and this is what you should use the rest of the inheritence money for. Or have medevial armor smithed for you, then have a massive medieval battle with wooden weapons (which you should have carved for you). Cool armors: Chainmail (duh) Oriental plated armor (I'm not recommending plate armor, as is even more expensive than the other two.) Cool Weapons: Halberd Billhook Ballista Chinese Repeating Crossbow (Dear God, yes!) Trebuchet If you do stage this battle, take pics.

I'm not sure what causes me to remember my dreams. Maybe I think about them as soon as I wake up and continue to elaborate on the thought. You could give that a try, but I can't guarantee any results. You only remember them if you wake up in the middle of them. If you are asleep when they end you will most likely forget you ever had them. Yeah, the REM sleep resets the brain. Which freaks me out for some reason. I don't like losing any memories, they might be important or awesome!

I'd forgotten about that. Oh, and wearing crusader armor (Its covered with crosses), and wielding a sharpened cross would make you a vampire-owning machine.

This calls for a three way. with marshmallows, lots and lots of marshmallows. body heat melts the chocolate, and the girls are graham crackers. I'd rather have regular smores. Glad to hear you're not a cannibal. :lol: Unlike Deathdrow.... :shock: So, today I had a friend (lets call him Joe) punch the side of my house, a split his knuckles. Joe did this due to relationship issues. Then, after school, his friend went running off (he's in track, and lets call him Steve) for no reason. So Joe tried to chase Steve to see what was wrong, but Joe isn't in track. Meanwhile I went home. So Joe calls me, and asks me to help him catch Steve. So the I arrive on my bike (insert trumpets here) and pass it to Joe, who after about six blocks (and several backyards), and with me strolling after them, he caught Steve. Then they made up and bonded. Oh, and Joe likes Steve, and Steve knows it, which was one of the reasons for the running and the chasing and the biking. Oh, and someone commented on the fact (as Steve ran off) that I never have tantrums, fits, or emotional breakdowns. I am just awesome that way. \:D/ <--- This smily doesn't work correctly! :ohnoes:

However, you can't be a dictator or an assasin. :geek:

Ever tried to kill yourself in a controlled dream to find out how it is to be dead? I did once, I threw myself 10 meters down a chasm onto some pointy rocks just to find out I was immortal(some ways even controlled dreams find a way to screw you :cry: ). Oh lord. The reason is because you haven't experienced, death. So, deep down, your subconscious isn't willing to lie to you. I wish I could control my dreams. I'd be riding dinosaurs into battles against evil warriors every night. Maybe I'd throw in the occasional dark overlord for fun.

1:Go to a church. 2:Raid a supermarket of garlic, and place garlic in church. 3:Cover church with spotlights. 4:???? 5: Profit!

Almost all your careers are awesome. Yeah, but the bolded ones are especially awesome. OT: Are there still hide tags? I couldn't find a button for them in the post format.... Does this mean I have to type it out myself!? :ohnoes:

I'm both of these. ESTP - "Promotor". Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 4.3% of total population. ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population I didn't record the percentages, however, so I took it a second time. Extroverted (E) 58.06% Introverted (I) 41.94% Intuitive (N) 52.38% Sensing (S) 47.62% Thinking (T) 75.86% Feeling (F) 24.14% Perceiving (P) 59.52% Judging (J) 40.48% And ENTP's (which is all I got the second time around) description cracks me up. risk taker, easy going, outgoing, social, open, rule breaker, thrill seeker, life of the party, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, appreciates strangeness, disorganized, adventurous, talented at presentation, aggressive, attention seeking, experience junky, insensitive, adaptable, not easily offended, messy, carefree, dangerous, fearless, careless, emotionally stable, spontaneous, improviser, always joking, player, wild and crazy, dominant, acts without thinking, not into organized religion, pro-weed legalization dictator, computer consultant, international spy, tv producer, philosopher, comedian, music performer, it consultant, figher pilot, politician, diplomat, entertainer, game designer, bar owner, freelance writer, creative director, strategist, news anchor, professional skateboarder, airline pilot, comic book artist, college professor, private detective, mechanical engineer, lecturer, ambassador, astronomer, research scientist, judge, web developer, scholar, fbi agent, cia agent, electrical engineer, assassin Bold= Awesome career Italic= :shock: I'm a pothead!

It is now my permanent setting for Google. <3: (Pirate-speak, that is.)

Sometimes I feel like the only guy on this planet who prefers smallish boobs. (The gigantic "bongo boobs" disgust me, to be honest.) Sorry, I just had to say that.

I'd better repost my awesome line before its stolen. Hell for procrastinators, where they must do things later, not now. Ex: Procrastinator: I'm thirsty! Devil: You can have a drink then!...later.... It gets quite mean, when you think about it.

Yay, the forums are back up, although they are confusing the crud out of me. Oh well. ...What, you actually expected me to post soemthing worthwhile? Hah! Read my title again. Stupendity isn't even a word, as far as I know.

^Thats the limit, sadly.

Build a bridge and get over it -clicks fingers three times like a black woman- RACISM! SOCIALISM! MADNESS! SPARTAAAAAA <ATHENSSSSSS

Great, and I still hadn't finished figuring out the old TIF.... Oh well, to learn is to live.

Thanks, I just posted there. I hope my cotume will be that awesome.

Any advice towards me for making my own RS roleplay costume? I'm trying for soemthing like: Zamorakian spear (long, straight stick + tinfoil or something) Arcane shield (some form of plastic) Either Ahrim's robes or some other awesome looking armor (I'd like to know how you did yours for that =p) But any pointers you can give would be awesome!

I need to make a RuneScape based costume, which will preferably not require much craftsmanship or resources. For those that wish to know, here is why (if you could care less, skip down a few paragraphs). Being the total nerds we are, two of my friends are having a cosplay wedding (not a real wedding, as they are 16). Now I could be cliche and come as an anime character which I really dislike, or I could be myself- unabashedly nerdy. Hence the RS costume. I need to make it within about two weeks, and will have to work around homework, etc. Oh and as I mentioned before, I'd prefer not to break the bank. Oh, I'd like to include a Zamorakian spear somehow, as the shaft should be easy to obtain. But how would I make a tip that wouldn't constantly fall off? Any suggestions? P.S. If this is in the wrong thread, a mod is welcome to move it. This was just the one that seemed to fit the bill.

Despite what many here seem to believe, Runescape has helped me, at least. It is a good stress-reducer, and has improved my typing skills like no school-course ever could. (This would be thanks to merchanting in Varrok banks in the old days.) It gave me some basic knowledge about medeival weapondry, although I have learnt much more from other sources. Also, it has helped me understand how basic economies work, and how much I'm going to hate taxes.

Guess what idiocy I shall commit on the 19th?

Ooh I read that once. of course, I was in sixth grade at the time, so I didn't fully grasp it, but hey. My dad has way too many paperbacks, especially submarine novels. He has more submerine novels than the average library (I'd guess around twenty-thirty).